Incest Jal - the trap

[vapasi]

Phir dusare din subah utha aur nahane ke liye bathroom jaa raha tha

Tabhi dadi boli

Dadi- kaha Jaa rahe ho

Me- nahane

Dadi- tumhari mom bathroom me hai

Me- thik hai

Phir vapas apne room me chala gaya

Phir thodi der bad mom ke nahane ke bad bathroom me chala gaya

Bad me pata chala ki towel lena to bhul hi Gaya tha

Me- mom , towel lena bhul Gaya hu

Mom- thodi der ruk

Me- college ka time hone vala hai , jaldi de , do na

Mom- abhi Ayi , thik se kapde bhi nahi pahnane diye



Mom- ye , lo

Mene towel ke sath , sath mom ka hath bhi pakad liya

Mom- ( dhire se ) chhod do, tumhari dadi dekh rahi hogi

Me- jise dekhna hai use dekhne do ,



Me- andar Aa jao

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) nahi........nahi...........

Phir mene mom ka hath apni aur khinchne laga

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) nahi.......nahi........chhod do.............



Me- chhodne ke liye thoda pakda hai.............

Mom- chhod do , tumhare papa ghar pe hai

Me- nahi .....

Phir mene jor se mom ka hath apni aur khinch liya mom niche gir gai

Phir bhi me unka hath khinchte huye bathroom me La diya

Phir andar se bathroom ka darvaja lock kar diya

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) tum bahot batmiz ho chuke ho , Agar kisi ne dekh liya hota to ?

Me- kuchh nahi hota

Phir mene jaldi se mom ka top nikal diya

 

[vapasi]

Phir mene mom ki bra kholne laga


Mom- kya kar Raha hai ?

Me- bahot din ho gaye , apke sath romance kare

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) ye koi vakt hai , vo bhi bathroom me

Phir mene mom ki bra ka hook khol diya

 

[vapasi]

Phir mene shower chalu kar diya

Mom- ye kya kar rahe ho ? Mene naha liya hai

Me- phir se mere sath , bahot maza Ayega

Apke ye bade , bade pake huye Aam bahot achhe lagte hai


Mom- ( muskurate huye ). Ahhh............

Me- kya hua

Mom- Aise koi jor , jor se dabata hai kya

Me- apke bade , bade Aam dabane me bahot maza Ata hai



Mom- ( muskurate huye ) ye Aam chusne ke hai , dabane ke liye nahi

Me- muje Aam ko dabane me bahot maza Ata hai

Tabhi achanak se mera lauda khada ho gaya aur mom ki badi , badi tarbuz jaisi Gand pe takrane laga

Mene bhi apne laude ko nahi roka vo bar , bar mom ki badi , badi gand pe hamla karne laga

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) tumhara chuha bada ho raha hai

Me- mere chuhe ne apki gufa dekh li hai , aur vo apki gufa me ghusane ke liye taiyar hai

Mom- ( muskurate huye ) phir kiska wet kar raha hai tumhara chuha

Phir mene mom ki chaddi ko side pe karte huye apna lauda piche se ghusane laga

Phir ek jor ka dhakka diya aur mera chuha mom ke bill me ghus gaya

Phir piche se dhire , dhire jatke dena suru kar diya

 

[vapasi]

Tabhi dadi ki awaz sunai di

Dadi- sarita , kaha ho tum ?

Dadi ki awaz sunate hi mom fatafat apni body pe towel tapet kar bathroom se bahar nikal gai

Me- ye dadi ne sara mud kharab kar diya , abhi to suru kiya tha

Chalo is bar mom ki chudai thik se nahi kar paya lekin dusari bar nahi jane dunga

Phir me bhi bathroom se bahar nikal kar apne room me chala gaya

 

[Mannu_ji]

Ye photos par cross sign kyu aa raha hai?

 

[vapasi]

Phir nasta karne ke bad college chala gaya

College me man nahi lag raha tha

Aur iska karan papa the , papa ne muje mom ki penty ko sunghte huye range hatho pakad liya tha aur jor se mere galo pe thappad bhi jad diya tha

Is thappad ko me kaise bhul sakta hu

Papa se thappad ka badala bhi Lena hai , lekin kaise vo sochne laga

Sarita ke sath shadi kar ke ghar basana chahta hu , tabhi mera badala pura hoga

Lekin mom shadi ke liye kabhi raji nahi hogi , kyoki vo abhi bhi papa se pyar karti hai , vaise me mom ke sath Ghar basana sapne se kam nahi hai

Kuchh to karna padega

Papa ne abhi tak mom se bat nahi ki , vo ham dono ko range hatho pakdana chahte hai

Lekin ye kabhi nahi ho sakta , muje thoda dhyan rakhna hoga

Phir apne ek dost se mila , uske papa ek bade polition hai , jo papa se bahot bade hai , vo dusari party me hai

Mera dimag Kam karna suru kar diya

Mene apne dost ko bola ki election Aa rahe hai muje election ke bare me tumhare papa se bat karni hai


Mere dost ne bola papa ghar pe hi hai , chalo chalte hai

Ha , chalo

Phir me apne dost ke sath uske ghar pe Aa gaya

Me- Hello , sir mera nam viraj hai , me satara se hu abhi college ki padhai kar Raha hu

Sarad pavar - mera nam sharad pawar hai , me ncp party ka president hu , kya bat karni hai

Me- pahle apka nam suna tha , apse Milne ka mauka bhi mil gaya

M.L.A ke chunav nazdik me hai , muje apki party se chunav ladna chahta hu , apko gerenty deta hu ki is chunav me satara se apki party' ki jeet pakki hai

Sharad pawar- dekho satara se kai logo ne ticket mangi hai aur tumhe bhi ticket chahiye , tumhara koi political career bhi nahi hai vaise me tumhe me ticket kaise de sakta hu

Me- mere papa ko ap jante hi honge , unka nam narayan sinde hai

Sharad pawar- tum narayan sinde ke bete ho ?

Me- ha

Sharad pawar- phir mere paas kyu Aye ho

Me- muje apki party se chunav ladna hai

Sharad pawar- satara se tumhare papa ka ticket confirm ho chuka hai ,

Aur ham log tumhare papa ke samne majbut candidate khoj rahe hai , taki tumhare papa ko satara se haraya jaye , phir tum hamari party se chunav kyu ladna chahte ho

Me- vo mere papa se meri nahi jamati , muje bhi apna political career khud ke dum pe banana hai , is liye apki party se chunav ladna chahta hu

Sharad pawar- ye to bahot achhi bat hai , Agar mene tumhe satara se ticket de diya to jit ki kya gerenty hai

Me- me chahta to papa ki party se muje ticket mil sakta tha , lekin mene apki party ko join karna socha aur ek bar soch liya to satara se apki party ki jeet tay hai

Sharad pawar- phir tumhari ticket pakki samjo , Aj bord ki meeting hai , usme satara se tumhari ticket confirm samjo

Me- apne mere pe jo bharosa kiya hai , vo bharosa apko satara ki janta jeet me badal degi

Sharad pawar- tum abhi se chunav ki taiyari karo , ab muje bord ki meeting me jana hai

Me- thank you sir

Sharad pawar- best of luck

Phir apne dost se bat karne ke bad , sidha ghar ki aur nikal pada

Ab me papa ke khilaf chunav ladne jaa raha hu , aur chunav me papa ko harana mere liye bahot jaruri hai

Abhi se taiyari suru karni padegi

 

[vapasi]

Me- ( man me ) jab mera nam satara se candidate ke taur pe Announce hoga , tabhi papa ka reaction kaisa hoga ?

Bahot maza Ane vala hai , ek thappad ka badala papa ka pura political career barbad kar dunga

Sarita , ko pane ke liye kuchh bhi karne ko taiyar hu ,

Phir sham ko khana khane ke bad sab sone Jaa rahe the ,

Me- dadi , muje apke room me Sona hai

Mom- nahi , tum apne papa aur dada ke sath sona

Me- nahi , muje apke room me Sona hai

Mom- ( gusse se ) nahi , mene bola na , tum chhote bachhe ho jo is tarah jeed kar rahe ho

Me- dadi , ap kuchh bolo na mom ko ...........

Dadi- sarita , viraj abhi bachha hai , uski bat man lo , hamara room bhi bada hai

Mom- (gusse se ) ye bachha hai , pure 21 ka ho chuka hai , aur ap ise bachha samaj rahi hai

Dadi- hamare liye to ye bachha hi rahega , vo jid kar raha hai to uski bat man lo

Mom- ( gusse se ) apke lad pyar ne use bigad ke rakha hai

Dadi- abhi bachha hai , abhi jid nahi karega to kab karega

Mom- ( gusse se ) thik hai, tum samne bed hai vahi so jao , me aur dadi ek hi bed pe so jate hai

Dadi- ha , thik hai

Phir mene table fan laga liya aur bed pe let ke mom aur dadi ki bate sunane laga