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" Bhoot ki maa ki choot " . . . .

 

[the king of strong]

idhar.... sanju... ghar aa jata hai... toh pata chalta hai ki kal subah subah malti aur bimla kisi rishtedaar ke yaha shadi mein jaane wali hai...

sanju - ( mann mein) - ye toh badi gadbad ho gyi... yrr.. sanju... kaha mai in chutmaraniyo ki chut maarne ke chakkar mein tha lekin ye dono chut marani toh shadi mein jaa rhi... ab kya karu... ek kaam kar skta hu... kal subah sabere jab ye bimla hagne jayegi toh isko vahi pakad ke iski laslasati bur mein lauda pel dunga aur jam ke chod dunga taki thoda sukoon mile ki kam se kam ek chutmarani ki chut toh chod paya... haa yahi karunga...

sanju malti aur bimla se anuradha ko introduce karwata hai

phir aap log ko toh pata he hai... jaha auratien mil baithi vaha chapar chapar chapar hona aam baat hai anuradha apne baare mein aur malti aur bimla apne baare mein ek dusre ko batane lagi

sanju - beta sanju khisak le... ye guftugu abhi lambi chalegi...

sanju baba yani ki apun vaha se kalti maar liya... bidu log... aur chhat pe aake... chanda ko dekhne laga... kitni pyaari lag rhi thi voh... gora gora rang....



sanju - haayyeee chanda kya lag rhi ho tum aaj... bahut khubsurat... vaise toh hamesa lagti ho lekin aaj kuch jayada he lag rhi... ji karta hai tumhe apni baho mein samet loo.... aur kahi jaane na du...

chanda jo chhatt pe railing ke pass khadi apne sukhe kapde nikaal rhi thi...

chanda - kya... sach meinn... sanju...

sanju - aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.... cheenk maarte hue...

chanda - kya hua... sanju tum cheenk kyu rahe ho...


sanju - tumne toh mujhe dara he diya tha chanda ki bacchi... abhi heart attack aa jata

chanda - kya... kaha tumne... ki mere baat se tumhe heart attack aa jata...
aur chhup chhup ke meri taarif kar rhe thea aur ab jab pata chala ki mai yaha hu toh meri burayi kar rhe....

sanju - chup kar ja shemdi... mai teri nhi us chanda ki baat kar rha tha jo aashmaan mein hai... smjhi...

chanda - kya... tum meri baat nhi kar rhe thea...

sanju - aur nhi toh kya..

chanda muh latka ke neeche bhaag jati hai....


sanju ab phir se chanda ki tareef karne lag jata hai...

idhar.... sardaar ke kabile vale apne aadmiyo ki maut se aur apne fatake vale plan ke fail hone se bahut jayada gusse mein thea... sath he sath unka jo plan tha phatake ke roop mein bomb bech ke paise kamane ka aur phir bomb ke use jo aatank machega uska fayda utha ke gaon ko lootne ka voh mansuba unka dhara ka dhara rah gya tha....


sardaar - hamare... kayi sathi us din maare gye... aur hamara jo plan tha jisse humein bahut sara maal milne vala tha voh sab plan fail ho gya... iska badla jarur liya jayega...

hum lootenge.... hum lootenge... aur kal he lootenge... pata chala hai ki kal ek gaon mein shadi hai...

vaha hum kal lootenge.... saare... daku bhaiyo... apni apni kamar kas lo... apne ghodo ko astabal se nikaalne ka waqt aa gya hai ....
apne bandooko mein goliyaan bhar lo.... kal subah he hum kooch karenge...


idhar... sumona apne mahal mein jasn mana rhi thi.... pura chudail lok aaj sanju ki maut ( sontii) se khus tha aur sabhi naach gaa aur jhoom rhe thea...

lata bhi khus thi kyuki usko bas sanju ka tension tha jo ki ab khtm ho chuka tha..


lata - ye sab chimki aur chimkaandi ki madad ke bina ho nhi pata... chalo unko thank you❤ bol ke aati hu sath mein unko bhi is jasn mein invite kar dungi...

lata ab vaha se nikalne lagti hai...
aur mahal se nikal ke kuve se bahar aake haveli ki orr badhne lagti hai...

haveli mein lata chimki ko talaash karne lagti hai... lekin chimki chudail lata ko haveli mein kahi bhi nazar nhi aati..


lata - lagta hai.. ye chimki us ghar mein hogi... chalo vaha chal ke dekhti hu...


lata ne phir se kauve ka bhes bana ke phir se apne pankh phadphaadte hue udaan bhar li...

aur seedha udhte hue aake ghar ki chhatt pe pahuch gyi....

sanju abhi abhi... neeche utra tha..
aur khana khane ke liye sabke sath baitha hua tha...

tabhi.. kaw kaw ki aawaz hui...
sanju - Abee... yrr... ye manhoos kauwa phir se aa tapka... iski toh...

malti - Aree... beta.. aise khana bich mein nhi chhodte... tu ruk ja mai menka ko bol deti hu...

malti - menka beti...

menka - ji maaji..

malti - jara ye kauve ko bhaga aa.. jaa.. pata nhi kaha se itni raat ko aake shor macha rha...

menka - ji.. abhi bhaga deti hu...

menka seediyon se chadte hue jaaati hai aur ek patthar jo chhatt pe he pada tha usko utha ke kauva bani lata ki taraf phenkti hai.. jisse lata udd ke bhaag jati hai...

lata - Aree.. ye kya yaha toh patthar pad rha... ye chimki kyu nhi aayi.. usko meri baat sunke aana chahiye tha...

menka us kauva bani lata ko bhaga ke neeche aa jati hai....

aur apne kaam mein vayast ho jati hai..

lata udhte hue jake ek ped pe baith jati hai tabhi.. phadphaadahat ki aawaz ke sath ek aur kauva vaha aata hai aur lata ke bagal mein baith jata hai...

voh chimki he thi..
chimki :- kya hua... aap aise acchanak kaise aa gyi aaj...

lata - Aree.. mai toh tumhe sabaashi dene aayi... thi...

chimki - sabaashi kis baat ki sabaashi.. kya aap mujhe taunt maar rhi ho..

lata - ye kya bol rhi ho tum... mai toh tumhari tareef kar rhi...

chimki - kis baat ki tarif...

lata - tumne jo us ladke ko maara us baat ke liye tareef....

chimki - kya... ye aap kya bol rhi ho...

lata - kya hua... aise kyu react kar rhi..

chimki - ab aise bologi toh aur kaise react karungi... ye kya kuch bhi bol rhi ho aap... maine sanju ko kab maara...

lata - Aree.. kal raat he toh maine uski laash dekhi hai

chimki : - kya... ye kaise ho skta hai.. ye toh asambhav hai... kyu ki sanju toh jinda hai aur abhi necche sab ke sath baith ke khana khaa rha...

lata - - kya...

chimki - haa..

lata - lekin ye kaise ho skta hai maine apni aankhon se usko mare hue dekha hai...


chimki - aisa kaise ho skta hai...
ek second... ek second...
jab sanju ko utha ke haveli laya gya toh voh behosh tha... iska mtlb aapne sanju ko mara hua nahi balki behosi ke halat mein dekha tha...

lata - kyaa... .... toh phir ye sumona kiske maut ka jasn mana rhi....

chimki - ek minute... ek minute.... maut ka jasn...

lata - haa. isliye he toh mai tumhe yaha bulaane aayi thi.. lekin yaha aake pata chal rha ki kahani toh kuch aur hai...

chimki - haa... kyuki... maut sanju ki nahi uske dost sontii ki hui thi jo menka ke sath jabardasti karne laga tha aur tabhi chudail ne aake usko maar diya... aur uski laash ko sanju aur chanda ne milke jungle mein phenk diya... ( chimki ne saari ghtna ka vishtaar se vivran kiya)

lata -accha.. toh ye baat hai... iska mtlb sumona ki behan ka kaatil ab bhi jinda hai aur befikar hoke ghum rha

chimki - aisa kah skte hai..

lata - ab dekh mona... ki bacchi... bahut ucchal rhi thi ab batati hu tujhe...


lata - thikk hai chimki abhi mai chalti hu mujhe kuch jaruri kaam hai.... tum apne lakshya pe tiki raho... aur us ladke ke saktiyo ka pata lagao... aur usko apne jhaal mein phasao....

chimki - ji... koshish kar rhi...
lata - thik hai... chal ab tu bhi jaa...

phir dono kauve bann ke udd jati hai...
lata - ( mann mein sochte hue) - mona bada dinge haak rhi thi na... aur meri aur mere plan ko ghatiya bol rhi thi ab pata chalega tujhe... hehehe ...

lata ab mahal mein phuch gyi... jaha jasn chal rha tha....

gana baj rha tha... sab nach rhe thea..,
mona aur sumona mast jasn ka luft utha rhi thi....


lata - ruk ja... mona randii abhi tere chehre ki hasi aur khusi ko gayb karti hu... hehe

lata masti mein jaate hue..
Sumona ke pass jati hai...

sumona - aaiye aaiye dasi maa aaiye...

lata sumona ke pass jake uske kaan mein dheere se kuch kahti hai

lata ( dheere se sumona ke kaan mein) - beti sumona hamare se dhoka hua hai... voh ladka sanju jisne tumhari behan ko maara tha voh abhi bhi jinda hai ......

sumona ( jor se cheekhte hue) - kyaaa...?

sumona ki cheekh sunke jo abhi nrity sangeet ka mahool tha voh jaise tham sa gya

lata - haaaa... beti.., yahi sach hai

mona - kya hua malikaaa...

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Nice update bro

 

[the king of strong]

Mona kya hua malikaa....

Lata - hona kya hai babuniyaa... Dhoka hua hai...

Mona - kaisa dhoka...
Lata - voh ladka sanju jise tum mara hua smjh rhe voh jinda hai.... Aur mast khana khaa rha..

Mona - kyaa..

Sumona - lekin ye kaise ho skta hai dasi maa Mona ne toh khud he uski laash mujhe dikhaayi thi....
Aur uske baad mere saamne he uske laash ke tukde tukde kiye gye...


Lata - tum bahut bholi ho meri bacchi.... Tumhe abhi kuch bhi nhi pata...

Sumona - toh batao na dasi maa ki kya hua voh jinda kaise bach gya...

Lata - hua yun ki... ( mann mein) - ye kya kar rhi thi lata agar sab aise he bata degi toh ye mona se badla kaise legi...

Sumona - kya hua dasi maa batiye na..
Mona - haa lata ji... Bataiye na...

Lata - ye sab is Mona ke karan hua hai sumona beti.. Is Mona ke karan..

Mona - kyaaa...
Sumona - ye aap kya kah rhi hai daasi maa Mona ke karan kaise?

Lata - kyuki... Isne jisko tumhe bataya tha voh sanju tha he nhi beti voh toh us ladke ka dost sontii tha... Aur uski he maut hui thi jo kisi chudail ne ki thi...

Sumona - lekin Mona ko toh aapne he bataya tha na ki kaun sanju hai toh phir Mona ne mujhe sontii ko sanju kyu bataya..

Lata - jawab do Mona kyu kiya tumne aisa...

Mona - maine aisa kuch bhi nhi kiya... Maine toh aapne jaise bataya tha vaise he ladke ko sanju smjha...
Aapne he kaha tha ki voh abhi yaha nahi hai lekin aa skta hai aur haveli mein jayega... Toh maine toh aise he insaan ko sanju smjha...

Lata - ek baar naam se toh confirm kar leti...

Mona - haa ye maine nhi kiya tha lekin mujhe voh sontii bus se aaya hua dikha aur haveli mein uska seva kiya gya ye dekh ke mujhe laga ki vahi voh ladka sanju hai...

Lata - aur tumne bina jaane pehchaane aise he kisi ko bhi sanju bana ke uski maut ki khabar suna di aur uski laash ko maar ke sumona ke aankhon ke saamne apni ijjat badha li... Jiske tum layak nhi ho...

Mona - nhi.. Aisa nhi hai... Mujhe sach mein nhi pata tha ki voh ladka sanju nhi hai.. Malikaa...

Lata - aur toh aur tumne ye socha hoga ki voh ladka sanju jiske pass shakti hogi toh usko maarna asambhav hoga isliye tumne raat ko haveli jaake sanju ki jagah us sontii ke sath sambandh bana ke usko maar diya hoga...

Mona - ye aap kaisi ghatiya baatein kar rhi mere baare mein bhala Mai us ladke sontii se sambandh kyu banaungi... Aur maine usko nhi maara.. ( Mona rone lagi...)

Lata - ye bilkul jhut bol rhi sumona beti...

Sumona :- ek minute dasi maa... Ek minute ruk jaaiye

Sumona - aapko kisne bataya ki us ladke ke sath sambandh Mona ne banaya aur usko maara bhi Mona ne hai...

Lata - maine tumhe bataya tha na ki maine chimki ko lagaya hua hai us ghar pe...voh jab haveli pe pahuch rhi thi toh usne khidki se dekha ki ek chudail us ladke ke sath sambhog kar rhi uske baad usne us ladke ke seene mein apne nakhoon ghob ghob ke maar daala.. Toh aap he batao mailkaa ki aur kaun si chudail hai chimki toh bahar thi jisne ye drisya dekha aur aap toh janti bhi nhi thi na mai us sontii ko janti thi na dekhi thi toh phir aur kaun hai... Iska mtlb saaf hai ki Mona ne he uske sath phle sambhog kiya aur usko maara...
Aapke dusman ke sath sex kiya.. Bhale he sanju jo apka real dusman hai uske sath nhi kiya.. Lekin isne sontii ko sanju samjh ke aapka dusman smjh ke toh uske sath sex kiya na..... Aur aapke satru ke sath sex karne vali ko hum kaise apna smjh le... Ye toh vidrohi hai... Iska bahiskaar karna chahiye malikaa...


Sabhi ( chudail lok ki janta) :- haa.. Haa.. Ye chudail lok ki drohi.. Hai... Gaddaar hai... Hum iska bahiskaar karte hai... Haa.. Haa.. Mona ka bahiskaar kiya jaaye...


Lata kutil mushkaan mushkuraate hue ( mann mein) - hehe Mona darling ab Tu phasi... Ab tujhe bahiskaar se koi nhi bacha sakta..

Mona - nhi... Malikaa.. Nhi... Mera bahiskaar mat kijiye...


Sumona - Mona... Saari baatein tumhare khilaaf hai... Aur mai ye kaise bhul jaaye.. Ki tumne us ladke ko hamara dusman smjha aur dusman jaanke uske sath sambhog kiya... Aree.. Agar tumhe sambhog karna he tha toh kisi aur se kar leti... Lekin jo mera dushman hai uske sath...

Mona - mera yakeen kariye malikaa maine sambhog nhi kiya . Uske sath kya maine kisi ke sath bhi sambhog nhi kiya..


Sumona - bas.. Mona bas... Ab ek sabd bhi mai nhi sunna chahti... Tumne ek baar mere praano ki raksha ki thi bas isliye mai tumhe jinda bakshti hu... Varna tumne jo mere khilaaf gaddari ki hai uski saja sirf maut hoti... Jao... Chali jao meri nazro se dur.. Aur kabhi mujhe apni sakal mat dikhana..

Mona roti rhti hai... Lekin koi uski baat nhi maanta... Ant mein jab Mona khud se vaha se nhi jaa rhi hoti toh lata kuch chudailo ko aadesh deti hai ki

Lata - le jao aur isko chudail lok se kahi dur phenk aao...

Mona ko lata ki baatein sul ke samaan chubh rhi thi... Lekin Mona bhi ab smjh chuki thi ki ab yaha uski baat pe yakeen karne vala koi nhi hai...

2 chudaile Mona ko utha ke dhakke maar ke chudail lok se bahar nikaal deti hai... Mona ko kuve se nikal ke phenk deti hai..

Mona kuve ke pass he baithi roti subakti rahti hai...

Mona ( rote hue) - mere itne saalo ke tyag... Nishta, seva, ka ye fal mila mujhe.. Malikaa ne meri imaandari ka ye inaam diya mujhe... Mujhe dhakke maar ke chudail lok se bahar nikalwa diya... Aur us kutiya lata ne mujh par jhute aarop lagaye mujhe us ladke ke sath sambhog karne ke jhute dosh mein gaddar saabit kiya... Meri itne saalo ki vafadaari ko gaali di... Mai.. Ab in chudail lok valo ko kabhi maaf nhi karungi... Kabhi nhi... Kabhi bhi nhi....

Mona - mai apni shaktiyaan badhaungi.. Aur mai apne is bejjati ka badla sumona aur us lata ke sath sath pure chudail lok se leke rahungi.... Iske liye chahe mujhe kuch bhi karna pade mai karungi... Lekin mai un sab se badla leke rahungi... Shuruaat us chimki se hogi... Lekin us se phele mujhe apni shaktiyon ko badhana hoga....

Aur ye shaktiyaan... Badhaane ke liye mujhe vahi jana hoga jaha voh sumona gyi thi... Aur mai jaungi...

Baki next ep mein...

Nice update bro

 

[the king of strong]

tej faad dalo meri chooot ko thajiya uda do iski ooohhhhh. Aaaaah aaaah
ESE hi bahut pareshan kiya hai isne mujhe .


aaah aah oh oh or tej
Bimla fir se jhad jati hai par Sanju nahi ruka aur lagatar 15 min tak jordar
chudai karta rahta hai aur is bich Bimla 3 bar aur jhadti hai Sanju bhi
Bimla ki choot ki garmi ko jhel nahi pata aur aapna
Lund Bimla ki choot ke and tak pahucha kar jhadne lagta hai. Sanju bahut
Sara gada gada virya Bimla ki choot mein bharne lagta hai.
Bimla ko jab aapne ander garm lava sa mahsus hota hai to vo Sanju ko
kas kar pakad leti hai aur uske sath ek bar aur jhadne lagti hai. Sanju ko
ESA mahsus hota hai ki Bimla ki choot bar bar chodi aur sikud rahi hai
aur Lund ko daba kar uski akhari bund tak nichod rahi hai. Puri tarah
jhadne ke bad Sanju aur Bimla dhile pad jate hai aur Sanju Bimla ke upper
se side mein let jata hai jab Bimla ki choot se Sanju ka Lund bahar nikalta
hai to esi awaz aati hai jaise kisi bottle ka dhakkan khula ho. Kuch der rest
karne ke baad Sanju udta hai aur Bimla ko dekhta hai to vo aakhe band
kiye muskura rahi thi.
Fir Sanju Bimla ki choot dekhta hai Bimla ki choot ka chhed bahut bada
ho gaya tha aur usmein se Sanju aur Bimla ka pani nikal raha tha aur
choot suj bhi gai thi. Pahle to Sanju ko chut ka haal dekh bura lagta hai par
Bimla ke face par smile dekh vo bhi khus ho jata hai
Sanju Bimla ko godh mein utha leta hai Bimla kuch nahi bolti bas Sanju ki
aakho mein dekhti rahti hai aur muskurati rahti hai. Sanju Bimla ko
lower se 2 pain killer Aur 1 ipill ki tablet aur pani Bimla ko deta hai jo vo
kha leti hai

Love it

 

[prasha_tam]

ep 73

Aage ki story sanju ki jubaani chalegi…

faguna ko jab pata chala ki voh jisko tapori samjh rahi thi voh vahi sanju hai jisne uski beti ki jaan bachayi hai aur usko naukri bhi di hai toh faguna ko apne kahe hue baat ka pachtava hua aur usne sanju se maafi maangi aur maine unko maaf bhi kar diya....


din bhar phir faguna ne sanju ke saath baat ki is beech un dono ke beech dosti bhi ho gayi

faguna jab aagan pe chal rahi thi toh uska paav thoda fisal sa gaya lekin usne khud ko sambhaal liya aur girne se bach gayi

maine ye notice kiya isliye mai faguna nani se zidd karne laga ki nani aap phisal gayi thi toh aapko chot aayi hogi mai aapka pair daba deta hu...... pehle toh voh maanne se inkaar kar kar rhi thi lekin sanju baba ki zidd ke aage koi tikk sakta hai kya.... finally voh maan gai...

faguna - thik hai khana khane ke baad kar lena abhi chal khana kha le....

mai bhi maan gaya...

Sanju aur faguna nani raat ka dinner karne ke baad sone ki tayari karne lage faguna nani waise to thodi moti hai, unki gand aur boobs bhi gol aur mote hai, raat ko main faguna nani ke pair dabane laga main pehle to unke ghutno tak hi daba raha tha par faguna nani ne kaha ki thodi upar bhi daba doon.

Tab mere mann faguna nani ke bare me bure khayal aane lage, faguna nani ne kaha ki pair ki rahne de beta karna he hai toh meri peeth ki maalish kar de dard ho raha hai, so maine unhe pet ke bal letne ko kaha, wo apna blouse utar kar let gayi, unke boobs ke kinare ka portion mujhe dikh raha par main cheez nahi dikh rahi thi aur main aap logon ko bata doon ki wo bra aur panty nahi pehnti, main unki peeth ki maalish karne laga kabhi-kabhi main unke boobs ko touch kar leta par wo kuch nahi kah rahi thi, fir maine kaha ki wo apne peticot ka nada thoda dhila kar de taki kamar ki bhi maalish ho sake unhone thoda socha fir kar diya maine jaldi ke chakar me peticot thoda jada niche kar diya, jisse mujhe unki gand ki lakir dikhne lagi main unki kamar ki maalish karne laga kabhi-kabhi main us lakir me bhi ungli daal deta par wo kuch na kehti, ab tak mera land pura khada ho chuka tha aur kachha fadne ko teyar tha par main apne land ko upar se hi daba raha tha, ab mujhse aur intzaar nahi ho raha tha, mujhe unki gand dikh rahi thi maine kaha ki faguna nani aap apna peticot nikal do taki main apki jaangho ki aur dhang se maalish kar saku.

Unhone thoda socha par mere manane par wo maan gayi ab mujhse unki gand dekh kar raha nahi jaa raha tha, main unki gand pe tel laga ke maalish karne laga, faguna nani bhale hi 54 saal ki ho par unki gand bahut tight thi aur ched kafi chota tha, main unki gand ke ched ke charo aur ungli chalane laga aur thodi ungli bhi daal deta, faguna nani kehti ki mat kar beta gud-gudi aur dard ho raha hai, ab maine unse bina puche hi unhe palta diya, ab unke boobs aur chut mujhe saaf dikh rahe the, faguna nani ki aankhe is waqt band thi maine der na karte hue unke boobs pe tel lagaya aur maalish karne laga aur dabane bhi laga wo siskiya lene lagi aaahhhhhhhhhh aaaahhhhhhhhhhh sanjuu jada mat daba unka pet kafi gol matol tha thoda pet ki maalish ke baad main niche aaya unki chut ek dum shaved thi, ek bhi baal nahi tha wo thodi gili bhi thi shayad faguna nani jhad chuki thi, maine tel apni ungli pe lagaya aur ungli chut ke andar daal di.

Wo machal uthi aaaahhhhhhhhhhhh aaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiii maaaaaaaaaaa sanjuuuu mat kar, main ungli andar bahar karne laga, maine apne ek haath se unke dono haath pakad liye, wo aahe bharti rahi aaahhhhhhhhhhhhh ooohhhhhhhhhhhhh, mere sabar ka bandh tut chuka tha maine turant apne kapde utare, mera land 9 inch ka aur pura khada tha faguna nani ki aanke band thi, maine faguna nani ko godi me leke bed pe letaya aur apne lund pe dher sara tel laga liya aur lund chut mein dalne laga, mere lund ka supada chut me chala gaya faguna nani siskiyan lene lagi aaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh maaaar gayi aaaaahhhhhhhhhh aaaaawww ooooooohhhhhhhhhhh, main unke boobs ko chusne laga, wo thodi shaant hui, to main dhake marne laga pure ghar me meri aur faguna nani ki aaawwwazein aane lagi faguna nani aaaaahhhhhhh tumhari chut to mast hai aaaahhhhhhhh oooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh maaaaaaaaa aaammmmm jab mera lund jhadne wala tha main josh me aa gaya aur maine faguna nani ko utha liya aur hawa me hi chodne laga, wo nidhaal ho chuki thi fir main bhi jhad gaya oohhhhh faguna nani main aaya aaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.

Fir hum dono aise hi nange so gaye raat ki karib 2 baje meri aankh khuli, to dekha ki faguna nani mujhse chipk ke so rahi thi mera lund khada tha, maine toda pani piya fir apna lund thoda faguna nani ke chut mein daal ke so gaya, subah jab uta to faguna nani mujhse baat nahi kar rahi thi, maine jaake unke lips pe kiss kiya to unhone kaha ki sanju ye galat hua hai, to maine kaha ki hum kisi ko nahi batayenge par apko mujhse chudna padega, wo badi mushakil se razi ho gayi,

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[the king of strong]

sex ke baad.. bimla nadi nahane nikal jati hai aur sanju ghar ke liye nikal jata hai raste mein sanju apne face ka mask utaar deta hai..

sanju - vaise.. kuch bhi kaho.. aise apni asliyat chhupa ke chudai karne mein alag he maja hai

sanju ghar pahuch jata hai... uske baad vaha se voh haveli ke liye nikal jata hai.. anuradha menka aur chanda bhi haveli mein sanju ke sath pahuch jati hai




dholu - accha.. sa cook ka kya karna hai sanju bhai... ye apna nasedi bholu hai na isko khana banana toh aata he hai isko he rakh lo isse aapke 2 fayde honge...


sanju - accha voh kaise..

dholu - voh aise.. ki is chapadganjuo ko paise dene nhi padenge aur aapka kaam bhi ho jayega... hua na double fayda kaam bhi ho gya aur paise bhi bach gaye...


sanju - dekho.. bhai log... mujhe apne Coustmers ki tabiyat kharab nhi karni hai smjhe... aur tumhara banaya khana agar khaa liya toh mujhe bilkul bilkul shaqeen hai ki unko food poisoning ho jayegi

bholu - kya mai itna ganda khana banata hu...

sanju - nhi... re bholu mujhe koi shaq nhi hai balki pura bharosa hai

bholu - thank you sanju bhai... iska mtlb mujhe kaam doge na..


sanju - lekin bholu beta.. mujhe ye 100 % shaqeen hai ki tere khaane ko khaa ke mere Coustmers tere khilaaf police mein complian kar denge... aur tu he soch uske baad police tujhe utha ke le jayegi aur tera pichwada laal kar degi... mujhe toh tera he khayaal hai isliye mai tujhe nhi rakh rha agar tujhe karna he hai ye kaam toh kar le baad mein phir mujhe dosh mat dena...

bholu ( mann mein) - sanju bhai sahi kah rhe hai... police ki maar toh bahut tagdi hoti hai... saala... gand mein danda thoos dete hai maine suna tha... nhi bhai nhi mujhe nhi karna ye kaam ha mai sanju bhai ko nhi bol deta hu...


sanju - teri chuppi ka mtlb mai haa samjhu... toh thik hai kal se tu kaam pe lag jana.


bholu - areee.. nhi bhai nhi.. mai nhi karunga.. sanju bhai.. kya hai na meri tv kharaab hai , usko repair karane jana hai mujhe tum koi dusra launda pakad lo..

sanju - accha.. toh ab kisko bola jaaye...

sanju ki police vali baat sunke sabhi ki phatt chuki thi.. sabhi bahana bana bana ke bachne ki koshish karne lage .

sanju - phir ab kisko appoint kare chef ke liye...

dholu - ek idea hai bhai mere pass..

sanju - acha..

dholu ; haa

sanju - thik hai toh jaldi se bol daal..

dholu - dekho.. hum log kya karenge na ki hum 2 din baad gaon mein ek master chef ka competition rakhenge usme se jiska khana accha hoga hum usko he yaha rakhenge....

sanju - idea mein dum hai namak thoda kam hai... jao taiyaari karo competition ki...

2 din baad.... competition vali jagah pe...

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dholu aur bholu dono judwa bhai bane hai is kaun banega karchi ka pati competition ke judges

toh aapke saamne pesh hai 2 judwa takle







sanju ne is competition ka saara karyabhaar in dono ko he saup rkha tha ....

dono judwa takle dholu aur bholu sabhi compitetors ke pass jaa jaa ke unka parikshan kar rhe thea...


1st competitor thi hamari miss jamna bai..

jamna bai - aise hamari kadhai ko kya dekh rhe hai sahab

dholu - Aree... dekhna padta hai jamna bai tum nhi smjhogi...

bholu - haa... kahi khane mein tumne masale ki jagah mitti mila di hogi toh...

jamna - haaii haii haaii... ye aap kya kah rhe ho sahab mitti gyi hai kaam se usko hum kaha se isme milayenge....


dholu - kya... mitti kaam se kaise jaa skti hai..

jamna - apne pairo se...

bholu - oo... mujhe toh aaj tak pata he nhi tha ki mitti ke pair hote hai..

jamna - Aree hota hai pair hota hai hath hota hai aur bhi bahut kuch hota hai...

dholu - jamna bai tum pagal ho gyi ho kya... ye kis mitti ki baat kar rhi tum kyuki hum jis mitti ko jante hai uska na toh pair hota hai na hath...

jamna - Aree meri beti mitti ki baat kar rhi mai toh.... aap log kya smjhe...

bholu - humko laga ye jameen vali mitti...

dholu - chalo chalo.. jaldi jaldi hath chalao

jamna - tu bhaagega tab toh jaldi karungi na re bhadve... kabse yaha aake khada hoke mera time kharaab kar raha..

dholu - ye kaisi badtameezi se baat kar rhi aap...

jamna - bhaag bhosdike..

dholu - chal chal... bholu dusre vale ke pass chalte hai...




dusra vala bechara sidha sadha...
naam tha billa

dholu - haa toh billa ji kya bana ke khilaane vale hai aap...

billa - lund...

dholu & bholu - aaayeeee

billa - baigaaannn

dholu & bholu - oo... accha.. accha.. baigaaannn bana ke khilaane vale hai..

billa - ji...

dholu - toh bataiye thoda ki aap kis tarah se baigan banane vale hai...

billa - mai phle baigan ko chain ( zip) khol ke bahar nikalunga

dholu & bholu -

billa - phir usko acche se sahlaunga... ☺
phir baigaann ko apni mutthi mein pakad ke mutthi band kar lunga phir jor jor se ragad ragad ke usko dhounga... phir pakane ke baad garma garam baigaan aap dono ke muh mein ek ek karke thoos dunga....

itna sunn ke dono judwa takluoo ki gaand phatt gyi...



bholu - bhai mujhe iske iraade kuch thik nhi lagte yaha se nikal...



jaha 3rd contestant sameer ek baar apne hath neeche ki orr le jata phir upar lake aata goothne lagta..

dono taklu uske pass jake khade hue..

dholu - sameer ji hum dono kabse aapko dekh rhe...

sameer - aaa... chal na jhut kyu bol rha hai...

bholu - jhut.. kaisa jhut..

sameer - tum log Mujhe nhi balki us jamna aunty ke santare dekh rhe thea... abhi tak

dholu - kaafi tezz nazar hai bea teri kameene...

sameer - haa.. voh toh hai..
log toh yaha tak bhi kahte hai..

ki na talwaar ki dhaar se na goliyoo ki bauchaar se sabhi darte hai toh sirf sameer ke nazro ke waar se...

bholu - vaah..vaah kya kavita kahi hai

sameer - lekin ye kavita nhi shyri thi

bholu -
dholu - ek kavita mai bhi sunana chahta hu..

sameer - ameen... ameen..
dholu - abe saale voh... kabul hai kabul hai hota hai bhasudi ke...

sameer -oh sorry...

dholu - toh kavita kuch is prakaar hai ki.

nazar vaha dikaho jaha nazaare ho..
gaur pharmaaiyega..
ki nazar vaha dikhao jaha nazare ho..
humko dekh ke bil mein ghus jao... kyuki huk kuvaare hai aur apni nazre jara neechi rakho varna mirchi powder aankho mein ghusaane ke hum deewane hai... samjhe chapadganjuo...

sameer - smjh gya..

dholu - ab chupchaap ye bata ki tu ye apna hath baar baar neeche kyu le ja rha aata goothte time.

sameer - accha...ye voh kya hai na sir ji ki mere lund mein bahut khujlaahat ho rhi thi isliye hum bich bich mein sabse chhupkar thoda khujla rahe thea..



dholu - saale... kameene tu hum logo ko aise khujalle hath se bani roti khilaayega bea...

sameer - Aree isme mai kya karu sir ji khujli jo ho rhi badi jor se...

dholu - tu phle chupchaap jaa hath dho ke aa aur uske baad bana jo bhi banana hai...

sameer - accha... thik hai... thik hai

sameer hath dho ke aa jata hai..
sameer - lo sir ji hath dho liyo ab khus..

dholu - ayinda aisi harkat ki toh dekh lena..
sameer - ji ab karne ki jarurat he na padegi..

dholu - good..

sameer - toh chaliye shuru ho jaiye

dholu - kya shuru ho jaiye..

sameer - Aree.. ab mai toh khujla nhi skta na toh aap khujla dijiye...


dholu - saale teri toh..



dholu aur bholu phir vaha se aage badh jaate
hai...

sameer - lo bhaiya kar lo baat... hath dhoy ka koi fayda na hoya
... ab phir se khud he khujlana padego

idhar ye dono judwa taklu last vale contestant ke pass pahuch gye...

dholu - aur.. bacche naam kya hai tumhara...

ji suraj... suraj naam hai hamara...
dholu - accha... toh suraj kya bana rahe ho aap..

suraj - ji voh mai judwa takle bana rha..





suraj - ji haa.. hamare yaha 2 ando ki sabji ko judwa takle ki sabji bolte hai...

dono - oohhh... toh tum ando ki baat kar rhe thea..

suraj - ji haa... aapko kya laga tha

dono - humko bahut jor ka laga tha..

suraj - kya jor ka laga tha..

dono - kuch nhi kuch nhi tum apne kaam pe dhyan do...

ab voh dono apni judges ki seat pe jakar baith gye...

thodi der baad sabka khana ready ho gya...
voh dono sabke pass ek ek karke jaane lage..

1st number pe voh log jamna bai ke pass gye..

dholu - chalo lao jamna bai apne mitti ke pakode khila he do...

bholu - lekin ye toh samose hai...

dholu - oh sorry...

dholu ne aur bholu ne ek ek bite liya jamna bai ke santaro ko dekhte hue...

dholu - yummy... raseele..

bholu - behad tasty...

jamna bai ne dono ki nazar bhaap li... aur dono ke gaal pe ek ek karaara thappad khinch ke laga diya... dono apna gaal sahlaate hue 2nd contestant billa ke pass pahuche... jiske baigan ke bharte ko dekh ke darr gye.. aur aise he aage badh gye..

ab dono 3rd number vale ke pass pahuche aur jaise he usko
 abhi bhi hath neeche le jaate dekh aage badh gye...

ab bacha tha last ek matra contestant suraj

dono judwa takle dholu bholu suraj ke pass jake ruke...

dono - dikhao suraj kya banaya hai tumne...

suraj - sir bataya toh tha judwa takle...

dono - Aree bas yaar baar baar ye judwa takle mat bolo koi dusra naam hoga iska voh bolo...

suraj - ji sir dusra naam bhi hai iska..

dholu - haa toh voh bola karo ye baar baar judwa takle accha nhi lagta..

suraj - ok sir toh aaj se mai isko... kya bea randwe kahke he bolunga...



dholu & bholu - aaaaayyyyyeeeeee

suraj - ji sir ye hai iska dusra naam...

dholu - ek baat batao suraj beta tum logo ko is dish ka koi aur naam nhi mila tha jo aise aise maha bhayanak naam rakha hai

suraj - voh toh mujhe nhi pata sir..

dholu - thik hai... chalo naam vaam ko chhodo ab khilao hum logo ko pata toh chale ki kaise bana hain..

suraj - ji lijiye na sir...

suraj plate ko deta hai..

dholu ne ek bite li...

dholu - ( jor se cheekhte hue ) suraj

suraj - ( kya hua is bhadve ko kahi itna theekha kha ke iski moot toh nhi nikal gyi )

suraj - kya hua.. kya hua sir..

dholu - ye dish tumne hume pehle kyu nhi khilaayi...

suraj ( mann mein) - lagta hai inko pasand aa gyi...

suraj - ☺- thank you sir..

dhlou - thank you chhodo phele suno..

suraj - ji..

dholu - suraj agar tumne ye dish hume phele khilaayi hoti toh mai tumhe kabhi contestant banne he nhi deta....

suraj - aayeee

bholu - haa... mai bhii tumhe contestant banne nhi deta.. balki tumhe seedha master chef judge bana deta...

suraj - ☺- thank you sir...

bholu - kyuki judge banke jab tumhe aisa dish khana padta tab tumhe pata chalta ki judges pe kya guzarti hai ...

suraj - - aayeeeee....

dholu - khusi... khusi feel hoti hai mujhe...


suraj - ☺- thank you sir

dholu - khusi feel hoti hai mujhe ki tujh jaise contestant ko mai personally yaha is gaon se nikalwau... apna samaan baand aur nikal yaha se...


suraj - - sorry sir...
suraj vaha se jane ke liye udaas mann se nikalne lagta hai

bholu - kyu ki tumhari jagah yaha nhi ek bade se 5 star restaurant mein hai....

ye sunte he suraj bangdu ke chehre pe mushkuraahat aa jati hai..

suraj - - thank you sir...

... suraj ki halat indono ne kya he kar di

kabhi ha kabhi na kabhi ha kabhi na... like this ☺☺☺☺

suraj ( mann mein) - tohri maai ke chodo.. saalo... seedha seedha bol nhi skte thea.. faltu mein mini heart attack de rhe thea...

dholu & bholu - toh aaj ke winner hai suraj abse ye sanju ji ke hotel mein chef honge...


baki next ep mein..

Nice update bro

 

[the king of strong]

ep 62


idhar... ..goan ke aur log bhi jaa rhe thea unke sath he malti aur bimla shadi ghar ke liye nikal gye.

shadi vali jagah pe kuch he ghanto mein sabhi pahuch gye...

kajri bimla aur malti sath mein he thea aur shadi dekh rhe thea...

kaafi chahal pahal thi vaha...

idhar... daakuo ka jhund bhi shaadi ko lootne pahuchne vala tha... unki ek tukdi toh jaise vaha pahuch hi chuki thi.... dusri tukdi thodi dur thi....


pehli tukdi ne vaha shadi vali jagah pe pahuch ke apne aap ko vaha aaye mehmaano ke sang mila liya tha... sab ko dekh ke yahi lag rha tha ki ye sab mehmaan hai... voh sab dusri tukdi ke aane ka wait kar rhe thea...

jhund ka jo sardaar tha.... voh ghumte ghumte ice cream vali stall ke pass pahucha.. jaha bimla malti aur kajri kahdi hui thi...

malti ne abhi abhi ek ice cream liya tha aur usko apne muh mein bharke... chusne lagi...

sardaar vahi pass mein he khada tha... jaise he uski nazar ice cream chusti malti par padiii...




sardaar.... - - haaayyeee..... ye sundari.. kaun hai... jo bada gajab ka chus rhi ...

ye swapn sundari ka maang toh khali hai... lagta hai abhi tak mere liye... kuwari thi...
.... aur agar kuwari nhi bhi hoti toh kya hum kis liye hai hum vidhwa bana dete... kyuki jo humko pasand aa jaati voh hamari ho jaati hai...

aaaaahhhaaaahaaaahaaa.. kya gajab ka chus rhi hai maja aa gya.. waah... waah.. waah.




bimla - malti tum ice cream khati raho mai aur kajri golgappe kha ke aate hai..

malti - thik hai..

voh dono golgappe khane nikal gyi...

undono ke jaane ke baad malti vaha pe akeli ho gyi...

sardaar - badhiya mauka hai isko Patane ka patt gyi toh wallah wallah aur nhi patti toh halla gulla... hehe lekin dono he condition mein iski chudai toh hogi he... aur iske is chusne ki shakti ka live practical bhi aaj he hoga..

sardaar ab apne kadam badhaate hue malti ke pass pahuch gya... aur uske kareeb jaane ki koshish karne laga... lekin malti usse dur ho jati...

sardaar ( mann mein) - mai jab bhi iske kareeb jaa rha ye saali dur dur kyu ho rhi..

sardaar ne ab ice cream maangne ke bahane aur kareeb gaya... aur malti ke peeth pe apni hath ragad gya...

malti - ye kya badtameezi hai...

sardaar - maaf karna mohtarma jaan bujh ke nhi kiya...

sardaar... phir vaha se thodi dur jakar... vapas aane lagta hai aur phir se vahi harkat karne lagta hai....

lekin malti phir se usko jhadka deti hai... aur is baar uske jhadkaane se log bhi ekkatha ho jaate hai jiske karan sardaar ko vaha se bhaagna padta hai...


sardaar ; - ye bhosdiwaale log kaha rah gye abhi tak nhi aaye...

idhar.... dusri tukdi... jo ki abhi jungle ke raste se paar hoke jaa rhi thi... aur tabhi sanju bhi jungle mein fresh hone ke liye gya hua tha

tabhi sanju ke kaan mein baat padii..

baat - ki us gaon mein ho rahi shadi ko lootna hai jaldi chalo... jaldi.... aur ghodo ke chalne se nikalne vale tabdak tabdak ki aawaz sanju ko fresh hote hue sunayi de gyi...


sanju - ye log kaun thea.... ghode se jaa rahe... aajkal toh sabke pass bike ho chuki hai phir ye ghode pe kyu .... aur ye kya loot paat ki baat kar rhe thea.... kahi ye daku toh nhi.... aur inhone gaon ka naam kaun sa bola..

sanju - ooohhh no.... ye toh vahi gaav hai jaha shadi ho rhi aur jis shadi mein bimla aur malti gyi hui thi...
ye baat sanju ke dimaag mein aati hai... voh turant apna pichwaada lote ke paani se saaf karke.... un gudhsawaaro ka peecha karne lag jata hai....

aur... ek jagah pe ped dekhta hai...

sanju - agar mai is ped pe chad jau toh jab voh ghode vala daku yaha se paar hoga toh mai uske upar jump karke usko ludka dunga aur khud uske baad uska gateup karke vaha chala jaunga...

sanju apne plan ke mutaabik aisa he karta hai jab ghudsavaar vaha se paar hota hai toh sanju saare ghudsavaar ko jane deta hai jo last ka ghudsavaar tha uske upar kudd jata hai aur usko gira deta hai...

daku - aaaaahhhhhhh.. kaun hai madarchod...

sanju - tera baap...

sanju uske gardan ko pakad ke marod deta hai voh daku vahi tey bol jata hai...

ab sanju us daku ke kapde pehn leta hai aur uska ghoda pe chad jata hai aur ghoda chalate hue nikal padhta hai un dakuo ke peeche..

idhar.... ab malti ne sardaar ko bahut suna diya.. jisse sardaar ka dimaag garam ho gya... aur usne apni bandook nikal li.... aur malti ki kanpatiya pe rakh dii .


sardaar - saali... kabse dekh rha chapad chapad kare ja rhi... mai yaha soch rha ab pategi tab pategi lekin nhi.... bada akad dikha rhi na.... voh bhi dakuo ke sardaar se...

vaha ke sabhi log hakke bakke rah gye aur bandook dekh ke sab ki phatt gyi

apne sardaar ko bandook nikala dekh baki sabhi daku jo apna gateup change karke vaha ghuse thea voh apne apne daku vale gateup mein aa gye

sardaar - saali... chamiya... tu bada karara maal hai tujhe toh mai he lootunga...

bimla aur kajri uski baatein sunke ghabra jaate hai. .

bimla ( mann mein ) - haa.. le jao le jao daku bhaiya... le jao isko ye jayegi toh phir saari property meri ho jayegi... .

sardaar - dekh kya rahe ho re looto... jitna lootna hai looto


sardaar ka aadesh milne ki he deri thi phir kya sabhi dakuo ne apni bandook ka khauf dikha ke vaha aaye logo ke paise gehne keemti cheezien aur dahej ki cheezien sab loot li...

sardaar - ab... jo jo tum logo ko pasand aa rhi hai utha lo un aurato ko....

sabhi daku apni apni pasandeeda aurato ko uthane lage aur jo unko rokne ki koshish karta voh uske seene mein goli daag dete...

ab dakuo ne vaha ka mahool jo kuch der pehle harshollas purn tha usko matam mein badal diya tha...

itne mein dakuo ki 2nd toli bhi vaha aa gyi...
aur phir kya tha usme se bhi dakuo ne apni pasandeeda aurato ko uthana shuru kiya...

sanju bhi ghudsawaari karte hue vaha pahucha... toh dekha ki vaha sabhi taraf aadmiyo ki laash padi hui hai... aur auratien chilla rhi ro rhi bilakh rhi... bachao bachao chhod do hamein Jane do ka raag alaap rhi...

sanju - ye sab kya hai..

sanju ghode se utar ke vaha gya ...

sanju ka muh gamchhe se bandha hua tha jiske karan koi nahi pehchan paaya ki sanju unka aadmi nhi hai.

sanju jaise he vaha pahucha aur dekha ki.... sardaar malti ke pass khada hai aur uska hath jorse pakad ke marode hue hai... sanju ke sar pe khoon sawar ho gya... voh ab bina kuch soche samjhe sardaar ko maarne ke liye aage badha

sanju ( jor se chillate hue) - sardaar... ....

sanju ki chillane ki aawaz itni tezz thi ki vaha ka pura area uski aawaz se gunj gya..

sardaar sanju ki aisi awaaz se ghabra gya aur usne malti ke hath ko kab chhod diya ya ye kaho chhod daala ye usko pata bhi nhi chala...

sardaar - k.. k.. kya hua bea...

sanju - voh mai kya kah raha tha ki na sardaar ji voh hum ek kaam kar sakte hai

sardaar - kya...

sanju - aapko aur hum sabko pata hai ki hum sabko aurato ki jarurat hain

sardaar - barabar .
sanju - toh aise mein hum insabko le jayenge kaise ...

sardaar - ghode se

sanju - accha toh ghode se hum inko leke jayenge hai na

sardaar - haa...

sanju - toh hum ek ghode se 2 aadmi aur itne saare loot ke samaano ko kaise ke jayenge


sardaar - ye toh maine socha he nhi..

sanju - toh socho...

sardaar - bhai mere , mujhse ye kaam nhi hoga tu he kuch soch....

sanju - accha toh dekho... aap log ek kaam karo toh saari problem solve ho jayegi. ..

sardaar - kaam kaisa kaam...

Nice update bro

 

[the king of strong]

Ep 63




Sardaar - kaisa kaam...

Sanju - aisa kariye ki aap sab pahle toh jitna bhi samaan loota hai usko ek jagah pe ikattha kijiye...

Sardaar - isse kya hoga..

Sanju - isse aasani hogi sardaar....

Sardaar - jao re karo sab jaisa ye bol rha hai..

Sanju - Aree pehle puri baat toh suniye...

Sardaar - haa bolo...

Sanju - aap jitni bhi aurato ko apne sath le jaane vale hai unko yaha bahar apne apne ghodo se bandh dijiye...

Sardaar - isse kya hoga...

Sanju - dekhiye isse ye hoga ki auratien kahi bhaag bhi nhi payegi aur dusra kaam ye hoga ki aap jayda dhan ikkatha kar paoge...

Sardaar - voh kaise...

Sanju - voh aise ki agar aap aurato ko apne sath rakh ke loot ko ikkatha karoge toh baar baar apka dhyan aurat ki taraf jayega ki kahi voh mauka dekh ke bhaag na jaaye

Sardaar - haa baat toh sahi hai...

Sanju - haa toh isliye bol rha ki yaha aurato ko ghodo se baand do... Aur vaise bhi mai yaha inpe nazar rakhne ke liye toh rahunga he.... Aur mere sath aap bhi toh yaha rahenge bakiyo ko bhejiye loot ka samaan ikkatha karne

Sardaar - haa... Baat mein tumhari dum hai ...
Ye jaisa jaisa kah raha hai karo re...

Sabhi sardaar ka aadesh paakar... Vaisa he karne lage....
Ab sabhi andar loot ke maal ko boriyo ( thailo) mein ikkatha karne andar chale gye ( shadi ke ghar ke andar) bahar sabhi auraton ke sath sanju aur sardaar thea...

Sanju - sardaar sardaar
Sardaar - kya hua...

Sanju - mai unko dekh ke aata hu kahi voh beymaani toh nhi kar rhe...

Sardaar - thik hai jaa...

Sardaar ( mann mein) - kitta accha hai ye...

Sanju aise he thodi der vaha jaa ke sabko bolta hai

Sanju - sardaar ne bola hai ki jo jitna ikkatha karega voh uska...
Ye sunte he sabhi ek dusre ka jhaptne lagte hai...

Sanju ( mann mein) - phas gye bangdu..

Sanju ab vapas apni jagah pe aa jata hai...
Thodi der baad vaha se shor sharaba gaali galoch ki aawaz aati hai..
Sardaar - ye kya ho rha hai..

Sanju - pata nhi sardaar...

Sardaar - jaa dekh ke aa..

Sanju - nhi nhi sardaar is baar mai nhi jaunga voh log mujhe aapka chamcha kah rahe thea.. Aur gandi gandi gaaliyaan de rhe thea aapko..

Sardaar - kyaa...

Sanju - haaaa

Sardaar -- par kyu...

Sanju - kyuki voh kah rhe the ki aap kuchh karte nhi ho bas order dete rahte ho...

Sardaar :- kya aisa kaha unhone...

Sanju - haa..
Sardaar - abhi batata hu in logo ko.. Tu yahi rah ke inpe nazre rakh mai abhi aata hu...

Sanju - ji sardaar...

Sadaar ke andar jaane ke baad...

Sanju ek bomb nikalata hai jo usko us daku ke pass se mila tha jiska ghode pe baith sanju aaya tha....
Sanju ne voh bomb ko us Ghar pe phenk diya.. Jaha sardaar aur sabhi daaku thea...

Dekhte he dekhte pura ghar udd gya sath mein daku bhi.....

Ye dekh saari auratien hairaan rah gyi....

Ab sanju ne apna mask nikaal diya...
Aur sanju ke mask nikaalte he malti bimla aur kajri ko jhatka laga...

Teeno - sanju Tu...
Sanju - haa mai

Gaana bajao re...

Ha mai gentlemen ha mai balak desi..
Maine patayi teri chori kaleshi...
Mai hoon neeraj chopra Tu hai
Leonal messi...
Bachapan se star
Light se flashy
Jisko na smjh aau...
Uski aisi ki taisi...

Sanju - haa.. Haa.. Mai he hoon...
The one and only Mass maharaj " Sanju "

Sanju ko dekhte he malti aur kajri ke sath sath vaha jitni bhi auratien thi unke aankho mein chamak aa gyi .... Lekin koi aisa bhi tha jo ye sab dekh ke shocked ho chuki thi...

Ji haa hum baat kar rahe hai bimla ke baare mein..
Bimla ne jab sanju ko mask vale look mein dekh ke smjh liya tha ki ye vahi mask vala aadmi hai jo mujhe chodta hai.... Aur bimla ko laga he nhi tha ki voh mask vala aadmi sanju niklega..

Bimla - iska mtlb... Mai itne dino tak jis mask vale se chudti thi voh sanju tha.... Ye sanju toh bada he kameena nikla mujhe chod bhi diya aur pata bhi nhi chalne diya



Sanju ne bimla ko apne ko ghurte hue dekh liya...
Sanju ( ayyee... Ye bimla randi mujhe aise ghur ghur ke kyu dekh rhi hai...)
Sanju - oh... Shit.. shitt shitt shitt.. Maine gamche ke andar mask bhi pehna tha us daku ko maarne ke liye phir bina mask utare voh gamcha lapet liya tha aur yaha main bhul gya ki bimla mujhe us mask mein pehchanti hai... Ooo tabhi ye randi mujhe aise ghur rhi... Lagta hai aaj raat ko iski gaand mein danda dena padega..

Sanju malti ke pass aata hai..
Malti rote hue sanju ke gale lag jati hai...
Sanju bhi kas ke malti ko apne seene se laga leta hai..

Kajri bhi aake sanju se lipat jati hai... Aur kajri he kya saari auratien aake sanju se lipat jati hai koi sanju ke gaal ko toh koi ooth ko toh koi sanju ke hath ko chunne lagti hai sabhi ki aankho mein khusi ke aansoo thea..

Sanju bhi unke is pyaar ka sammaan karta hai...
Sanju ne ab paancho pandavo ko call karke yaha bula liya...

Sanju ne phir sabhi auraton ko unke gahr pahuchwa diya...

Malti bimla aur kajri ko sanju apne sath leke jeep se aa gya.. Jo jeep mein ye teeno vaha gyi thi usi jeep mein...


Sanju ab ghar aa gya.. Bimla jeep se utarte he andar chali gyi na toh usne sanju se baat ki thi na uske saamne aa rhi thi...

Sanju bhi smjh chuka tha...
Idhar...
Sanju ab din bhar ki bhaag daud se thakk gya tha isliye aate he voh ek kamre mein let jata hai... Malti bhi apne kamre mein aaram karne lag jati hai..

Kajri bhi apne ghar jati hai..
Aur apni amma faguna ko aaj ki kahani apni jubani kah sunati hai... Jise sunke faguna ke dil ki khidki mein bhi sanju ke liye pyaar aur aadar ki bhavna jaag jaati hai...

( ye hota bhi hai.. Agar aap kisi aurat ke bacche ko protect karo toh uska aapse impress hona swabhavik hai kyuki ek aurat ke liye uski sabse pyaari cheez uska baccha hota hai aur aaj sanju ne uske us bacchi kajri kaki ki jaan bachai thi...)

Faguna - hume sanju ka aabhar vayakt karne ke liye... Usko kuch uphaar dena chahiye...

Kajri - haaa... Lekinn kya maa..

Faguna - kuch meetha bana ke usko de aayenge aa sham

Kajri - haa.. Ye sahi rahega...

Faguna - haaa. Isi bahane mai bhi sanju se mil lungi Maine uske baare mein itna sun liya hai lekin mil nhi paayi hu aaj us bhale ladke se milke dhany ho jaungi jisne mujhe naukri di aur aaj meri beti ki jaan bhi bachayi ....

Kajri - haa maaa jarur mai aaj tumhe sanju se milwa dungi...

Idhar... Mona bhi sumona ki tarah har ek padaav ko paar karte hue chudail devi ke darsan ko paa li...

Chudail devi - maango Mona kya chahiye tumhe..

Mona - apne sath hue sabhi baat ko ek ek karke batane lagti hai..

Chudail devi - kya... Sumona ne aisa kiya...

Mona - ji...

Chudail devi - ye toh usne galat kiya hai kyuki tumhe sarasar phasaya gya hai ye mai apni shaktiyon se dekh skti hu...

Mona - haa... Mai nirdosh thi... Aur unhone mujhe Mona sisakte hue..

Chudail devi - ro mat Mona mai sumona ke pass jake usko smjhati hu...

Mona - nhi... Nhi... Ab koi smjhauta nhi hoga... Ab sirf inteqaam hoga...

Chudail devi - Mona mai janti hu ki sumona ne galat kiya lekin tumhara bhi ye nirnay...

Mona - dekhiye chudail devi mujhe ab uski na toh maafi chahiye aur na he us jaisi rani mujhe aapse aseem shakti chahiye jisse mai us sumona ka hara saku...

Chudail devi - dekho Mona tumne mujhe prasann kiya hai isliye tum mujhse kuch bhi maang sakti ho... Lekin mai ek baat kahna chahti hu ki maine mere pass jitni shaktiyaan thi voh sab sumona ko dii hai aur mai utni he shakti tumhe bhi de paungi...

Mona - kya... Iska mtlb ki dono ke pass same level ki shakti rahegi toh phir mai kaise hara paungi usko...

Chudail devi - dekho mona mai chudailo ki devi hu is naate mai kabhi nhi chahungi ki kisi bhi chudail ka bura ho... Lekin yaha sumona ne aur lata ne galti ki hai jiski saja unko milni he chahiye isliye mai tumhe ek marg batati hu jisse tum apni shaktiyon ko unke muqaable badha skti ho...

Mona - kya sach mein

Chudail devi - haa...
Mona - toh bataiye na
Chudail devi - tumhe mere se sumona ke samaan takat toh mil jayegi... Uske baad tumhe apni shaktiyon ko badhaane ke liye kisi aise purush ke sath sambhog karna hoga jisne kisi chudail ko mukti di ho....

Mona - kya...

Chudail devi - haa...

Mona - lekin aisa purus mujhe kaha milega.
Chudail devi - voh toh tumhe khud he dudhna padega... Chalo apni gaand kholo tumhe mai apni shakti de deti hu....

Mona ne gaand khol di...
Chudail devi ne Mona ki gaand pe thappad maar maar ke usko shaktiyaan de di... Aur gayab ho gyi...

Mona ab shaktiyaan paakr... Vaha se aane lagi...

Mona - ab mai sabse phele us kameeni chimki ko maarungi jisne lata ko ye jhoothi baat batai ki usne mujhe sontii ke sath sambhog karte hue dekha tha...

Mona ab chimki ki talaash mein aane lagi...

Nice update bro

 

[the king of strong]

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raat ko sabhi sone chale gye



sanju raat ko sote waqt kuch soch raha hota hai....

toh aaiye le chale hum aapko sanju ke soch mein.....



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{ Aree yaar... aise he sukha sukha maja nhi na aa rha jindagi mein kuch exciting si cheez bhi chahiye...

kya karu... aisa ki ban jaaye koi bhaisa

Aree haa... ye kaam kar skta hu... haa haa haa maja aayega sanju babu.... }


sanju phir nind ke aagosh mein kho gya....

agli subah jab sanju haveli pahucha..
menka aur chanda bhi uske sath haveli ko ho li... matbal haveli ke liye nikal padiii....

haveli pahuch ke menka aur chanda apne apne kaam mein vyast ho gyi....
aur sanju baba apni pandav gang ke sath busy ho gya....

kallu - bhai sanju din bada boring boring sa beet rha hai kuch exciting si cheez he nhi mil rhi karne ko.....

raju - haa yaar sanju maana ki chai mein thoda namak kam hai lekin kallu ki baat mein dum hai yrr...


sanju - ha kah toh tum log sahi rahe ho..... toh ab kya kara jaaye....

dholu - chalo na chalo na kisi ko pakad ke peet te hai...

bholu - Aree nhi yrrr.... ye maarpeet vala kaam accha nhi lagta...


kallu - toh phir

sanju - ek kaam karna kallu
sanju ne kallu ke kaan mein khusphusaya...

baaki - Aree Bhai... humko bhi toh batao aakhir kya baat ki tumne kallu ke kaan mein...

sanju - kuch nhi kuch nhi ye mere aur kallu ke beech ki baat hai....

phir... sabhi apne apne kaam mein vayast ho jaate hai...

kallu apne ghar jaate hue
kallu - kya idea bataya hai sanju bhai ne maja aayega isko apply karne mein....

kallu masti mein chalte hue apne ghar pahuch jata hai aur phir so jata hai....

agli subah jab sanju haveli pahuchta hai toh uska chehra gusse se laal.... ho jaata hai

sanju - saale bangdu kallu tujhe maine dusro ko paresaan karne ke liye ye idea bataya tha lekin tu toh mere he upar apply kar diya tujhe mai chhodunga nhi.....


sanju ko gussa mein dekh peeche se aa rhi chanda kahti hai....

chanda- kya hua... tum itne gusse mein kyu lag rhe ho....

sanju - dekho... dekho... ye kya likha hai haveli ke diwaar pe

chanda - kya likha hai...

sanju - yahi ki sanju baba nhi abba ka dabba jabba....

chanda - iska mtlb kya hai...

sanju - iska mtlb ye hai ki koi badtameeji kar rha....

chanda - lekin kaun hai jisne aisa likha...

sanju - jisne ye likha hai ukse baare mein mujhe acche se pata hai..... tum haveli kholo mai jara us insaan ko khol ke aata hu...

sanju vaha se nikal gya kallu ke ghar ki taraf .....

sanju - darwaja peet te hue....

kallu darwaja khol.....

kallu - aaayeee..... itni subah subah kaun aa gya

aa rha hu aa rha hu .....

kallu ne aake darwaja khola....
kallu - Aree sanju bhai aap...
sanju - saale kallu.... teri toh.... maine tujhe jo idea bataya voh tune mere pe he apply kar diya...

kallu - nhi nhi sanju bhai maine kuch nhi kiya....

sanju - accha.. toh haveli pe jo likha hai
sanju baba ka abba dhabba jabba voh kya kisi bhoot ne likha hai bea...

kallu - ho skta hai bhai...

sanju - ho skta hai ke bacche sach sach bata ki tune he likha hai na voh...

kallu - nhi bhai mai kyu likhunga......

sanju - dekh... kallu tu bata de mai tujhe maaf kar dunga...

kallu - nhi bhai maine likha he nhi hai....

sanju - toh phir kisne likha hai ye idea toh maine sirf tujhe he btaya hai...

kallu - pata nhi bhai... lekin maine nhi likha...

sanju phir vaha se haveli aa jata hai..
haveli aane pe pata chalta hai ki dholu bhi bahut gusse mein hai....

sanju - kya hua bea dholu....

dholu - arree.... kya batau yrr sanju bhai kis haramkhor ne kal raat mere ghar ke diwaal pe likha diya tha ki......

" dholu tu gandwa hai... teri pent mein lund nhi.... phir bhi tu randwa.... "

sanju - kya aisa likha tha...

dholu - haa bhai.... pata nhi kaun saala likh ke bhaag gya.... agar pata chal jaaye toh uski haddi pasli ek kar du....

chanda - Aree... aisa he kuch sanju ke baare mein bhi likh ke gaya tha koi...

dholu - kya.... lekin kaun aur kya likha tha..

chanda - yahi ki sanju baba ka abba dhabba jabba.....

dholh -

sanju - has kyu raha hai....

dholu - aise he hasi aa gyi

sanju ( mann mein) - kallu nhi toh phir kaun hai..... agar kallu ne mujhe jhut bola hoga na toh uski khair nhi....

aaj ka din aise he beet gya....
ghar pahuchne pe pata chala ki bimla ne chanda ka rishta tay kar diya hai.....

sanju - kya baat hai....
meri pyaari chandaniya banegi dulhaniya...
( mann mein) - ab hoga mere aur menka ke beech ka kaata saaf.... hurry...

chanda ki aankhon mein aanshoo dabdaba jata hai aur voh apne kamre mein chala jata hai ...


chanda apne bed pe baith ke roni surat banaye sochne lagti hai....
chanda- maine kya kya sapne sajaye thea sanju ke sath.... lekin ab ek bhi poore nhi honge lag rhe... ..... ab mai kya karu kaha jau..... kis se madat maangu.....

ghar mein jaha sabhi taraf khusi ka lahar daudh rha tha vahi chanda apne shadi fix hone ki khusi ka matam mana rhi thi..... lekin voh apni maa ke khilaaf bhi nhi jana chahti thi...

sanju - toh kab ka date fix hua hai.
malti - parso ka.....
sanju - wow ye toh acchi baat hai....
malti - sun sanju beta tere se ek kaam hai...
sanju - hukum mere aaka...
malti - badmaash...
accha sun kal chanda ki bachpan ki saheli aa rhi toh tu chanda aur uski saheli ko leke market chale jana shopping karvaane....

sanju - ok.... ok... banjayega...

malti - thik hai.... chal ab so ja...

subah jab sanju utha phir nadi nahane bhaaga.... nadi se nahane ke baad jab sanju vapas aa rha tha toh usne dekha ghar ke saamne bheed lagi hai... aur jab sanju ne bheed ko cheerte hue gaya toh dekha ki diwaal pe likha tha

sanju weds chanda..... 🩷

sanju ka dimaag ghum gya..
sanju - Aree.. Aree... behancho... ye kisne likha..
malti - ye kya hai aur aisa ghatiya majak kisne kiya hai.....
sanju - pata nhi mallu maa... kaun saala... ye kar gya kal haveli pe bhi kisi ne aisa he ghatiya majak kiya tha ..

sanju ( mann he mann kallu ko gaali dene laga )
aur nikal pada uski kutaayi karne....
sanju ne sath mein dholu ko bhi le liya aur bata diya ki aisa karne ka idea usne kallu ko diya tha..... aur ho na ho in sab kaamo ke peeche kallu ka hath hai....

sanju aur dholu kallu ke ghar pahuch gye...
dono darwaja peetne lage...
dholu - iski toh mai aaj gaand faad dunga...
kallu ne darwja khola...
kallu - kya hua bhai log aaj itni subah subah
dholu kallu ki gardan pakadte hue..
dholu - saale.... bhootni ke teri toh.... kya kya anaap sanaap likha tha bbea tune mere ghar ki diwaal pe....

kallu - maine maine kuch nhi likha kisi ke diwaal pe....

sanju - tu nhi toh aur kaun hai bea... sale.. aur toh aur aaj toh tune ghar ke saamne ye likh diya ki sanju weds chanda... teri toh
chataakkkk..... chataaak..... tujhe pata bhi hai ki iska kya parinaam hota shadi toot jati chanda ki....

kallu - maar kyu rahe ho Maine kuch nhi kiya.... maine kuch bhi nhi likha kahi bhi nhi....

dholu - iski baat mat suno sanju bhai lagao 2-4 aur....

dholu aur sanju ne milke phir kallu ka dhol baja diya....
aur phir chale gye...
kallu - aaayyyy... haayyy... haaayyy.... badi jor jor se maara hai kameeno ne.... meri ek bhi na suni... mai nirdosh hu is baat ko mai siddh karke rahunga.... aaj raat mai us asli mujrim ko pakdunga aur apne aap ko nirdosh saabit karunga...... aaj ki raat mein chhupke uska intezar karunga......


idhar sanju ghar pe aata hai...
malti - kuch pata chala beta ki aisa ghatiya majak kisne kiya tha...

sanju - haa aur uski acche se dhulayi bhi karke aa rha.... ab voh aisi harkat karne ki sochega bhi nhi...

malti - accha chal thik hai tu bhi taiyaar ho jaa aur le ja chanda aur uski saheli ko market...

sanju - kaha hai uski saheli...
malti - voh rhi...
sanju ne jaise he usko dekha....
sanju ke mann mein gaana bajne laga...
" khuda ne tujhe mere liye pari bana ke diya..
teri is bur ka mai kar dunga chod ke bhosda...
teri kaali jhaatoon mein aag laga ke thandi ke mausam mein mai aag taapunga.... 


sanju - wow... kya saheli hai mallu maa ye toh...​

malti - tujhe pasand aayi kya beta...

sanju - nhi... nhi... aisi koi baat nhi hai..

malti - accha... thik hai tu mil usse mai thoda aati hu bimla ke paas se...

sanju - ji accha....
Sanju ne bhale he malti ko kah diya ki aisi koi baat nhi hai lekin uske dil mein toh ghanti baj chuki thi re baba



Dekha jo tujhe yaar .....................​

Aree....dekha jo tujhe yaar dil mein baji guitaar..... .....

chaa raha kaisa ye nasha ree....

aa raha jeene ka maja ree.,

areee,. Ree.. Ree.. Mai toh gaya re...
dil bhi gaya re....

sanju jaise he chanda ki saheli ke pass pahucha... ​

sanju - hii.... miss... beautiful❤...

ladki - ji shukriya..... vaise aapki tareef...

sanju - tareef.... ke hum kaha kaabil hai mohtarma.... tareef ke asli kaabil toh voh hai jisne aapko banaya....

ladki -- baatein acchi kar lete ho.... lekin maine tumhara naam puccha tha..

sanju - oh sorry sorry.... ji mera naam na hai nadu na hai sabka bandhu.... mera naam na hai aandu na hai paandu.... phir bhi aap kah sakti hai mujhe apna jhandu.... lekin philhaal kahiyega sandu.... mera mtlb hai sanju....


ladki - nice name.... lekin thoda bada hai...

sanju - aayeeee.... baigann. mujhe toh ab tak chota he lagta tha aap kah rhi ho toh ho skta hai bada ho.... toh ab kya kare .

ladki - chota karna padega naam....

sanju - ji... toh kar dijiye apne hisaab se..

ladki - haa... ruko mujhe sochne do..
S. J. kaise hai....

sanju - kya baat hai waahh.... waah...waaah..... kamaal hai dhamaal hai....

ladki - ji shukriya....

tabhi ek chutka sa baccha peeche se aake us ladki se chipat gya mera mtbal hai lipat gis.. ...

baccha... - mummy mummy....

sanju - mummy....

reader's be like... - kyu chauk gye na

santoor santoor... tavcha ko aur nikhaare... ding dee Dee ding... ...

sanju - hattt saala...yeh toh bacchasuda nikli ...


ladki - kya hua aap hairaan kyu hai...

sanju - nhi.... hairaan nhi.... bas thoda sadme mein pada insaan hu ...

ladki - sadme mein kyu....

sanju - voh aapke jaanne layak nhi hai..
accha viase aapka naam kya hai

ladki - monika... aur ye hai mera baccha chotu...

sanju - chotu.... nice chota name...
thik hai mai chalta hu.... mujhe dulhan ko market bhi le jana hai...

monika - ji mujhe bhi toh chalna hai dulhan ke sath....

sanju - toh chaliye phir.... kis baat ki der hai....

monika - thik hai mai chanda ko bula ke aati hu....
monika chali gyi....

sanju - heey... bhagwan e ka kiya aapne.... hamre baccho ki hone vali mummy ko pehle he mummy bana diya ....

sanju ko tabhi call aaya...
sanju - haa bhaii bol...
accha thik hai tu uspe nazar rakh.... usko range hatho pakad us kallu ki maa ka aaj saki naka hoke rahega......

sanju - Aree aa gye tum log chalo... chalte hai ab...

chanda ke muh pe udaasi chhaayi hui thi voh kehna toh bahut kuch chahti thi lekin kah nhi paa rhi thi....

sanju - kya hua chalo na....

phir sanju chanda aur monika bus station ke liye nikal pade...... vaha pahuche he thea ki bus aa gyi..... bus mein bahut bheed thi khade hone ki jagah bhi theek se nhi thi jaise taise karke teeno ghus gye.....

chanda aage thi uske baad monika aur monika ke baad sanju.... bus mein bheed hone ke karan sanju monika se satt ke khada tha mtlb ki chipak ke jiske karan jab bhi bus gaddo se hokar gujarti sanju ke lund pe monika ki gaand ghisne lagti jisse sanju ka lund ab khada hone laga tha....

sanju ne apne aap pe control karne ki koshish kiya.... lekin usse nhi ho rha tha....
sanju ( mai) monika ke kamar pe hath rakh diya.. monika ne koi reaction nhi diya.... jiske karan maine hath nhi hatya.... ab tak lund khada ho chuka tha aur puri aukaat mein aa chuka tha jiska andaaza kahi na kahi monika ko bhi ho chuka tha....

is baar jaise he bus gaade mein aayi mera lund monika ki gaad mein ghus gya... aur monika ki sisak nikal gyi jisko usne daba liya...
chuki chanda ka muh dusri taraf tha isliye usko kuch pata nhi chala...

ab bus jaise jaise gaddhe mein jati monika ki gaand dhakka khati aur lund usme ghuste jati.... ​

aise he hum market pahuch gye... vaha se unhone shopping kari....
aate vaqt bus khali thi isliye monika aur chanda ek sath seat pe baith gye mujhe last ki seat baithne ko mili..... toh mai vaha baith gya ....


bus Chal padii... gaon pe pahuch ke teeno bus se utar gye..... phir jungle ke raaste hote hue chalne lage tabhi chanda...
chuki sanju thoda aage aage chal rha tha aur ye dono mohtarma usse thodi peeche thi...
jaha se inki aawaz sanju tak nhi jaa paati...


chanda - a...monika tujhe susu nhi aa rhi hai kya re....

monika- nhi toh kyu... ye kyu puchh rhi hai tu... tujhe aa rhi hai kya...

chanda - haa... thoda thoda aa rhi... kya karu kar loo ya nhi....

monika - karle na toh

chanda - tu bhi kar na mere sath mujhe akele mein saram aati hai...

monika - Aree lekin mujhe lagi he nhi hai toh mai kaise karu tu he bata....

chanda - tu thoda pressure lagayegi toh aa jayega....

monika - Aree nhi aata hai aise....

chanda - tu try toh kar na aise he bina try kare kaise bol skti hai ...

monika - Aree mera susu hai na re mujhe pata hai aise nhi aata hai...

chanda - please try kar na meri khaatir dekh mai akele nhi kar paungi smjh na baat ko....


monika - accha thik hai... chal karti hu ab khus....

chanda - haa chal chal chal... jaldi se us ped ke peeche jaa....

monika - aur tu...

chanda - pehle tu jaa toh....

monika - thik hai....

monika ped ke peeche chali gayi aur mootne baith gyi...

monika - tu bhi kar na ab baith kyu nhi rhi abhi tak toh mera jaan khaa rhi thi ki susu karni hai susu karni hai....

chanda - haaa aa rhi hai lekin tab tak nhi niklegi jab tak kisi ko susu nikaalte hue na dekh loo...

monika - kyaa ye kaisi ajeeb type ki bimari hai....

chanda - ab jo hai so hai... tu nikaal na apna tera dekh ke mera bhi niklega...

monika - kya zamaana aa gya hai kisi aur ki moot nikaalne ke liye khud mootna pad rha hai

koshish kar rhi hu..... ruk ja....

chanda - nikla...

monika - nhi... nikla hai... try kar rhi hu na

chanda - jaldi kar na try....

monika - kar toh rahi hu re.... tu baar baar mera concentration beech mein mat todh... mai ab apna focus lagakr moot nikaalne vali hu...

chanda - ha.. ha.. laga apna focus locus sab... chahiye toh apni aankein band karke aache se apne moot pe focus laga....

monika - ha ab toh yahi karna padega lag rha...

monika apni aankein band karke apna saara dhyan saara jor apne moot nikaalne pe lagaane lagi....

chanda ( haas chalo ab mai apne kaam pe lag jaati hu...)

chanda ab daudhte hue sanju ke pass jati hai.... aur uske saamne aa jati hai...

sanju - Aree Aree chanda ye beech mein speed breaker ki tarah kaahe aake khadi ho gyi..

chanda ( mann mein) - dar mat chanda aaj bol de.... agar aaj nhi bol paayi toh phir tera jo hoga uski jimmedaar tu khud hogi... dar mat bol de chanda bol de....

sanju - bolo na...

chanda - ek minute sanju mujhe tumse kuch baat karni hai...

sanju - ha kaho...

chanda - voh mai ye kahna chahti thi ki mai ye shadi nhi karna chahti..

sanju - kya kaha tumne...

chanda - haaa sanju mai ye shadi nhi karna chahti....

sanju - par kyu...??

chanda - kyuki mujhe nhi karna abhi..

sanju - par kyu nhi karna tumhari toh age bhi 30 saal ho gyi hai jo ki shadi ke liye thik se thaak tak jayada he hai

chanda - voh sab ka mujhe nhi pata mujhe nhi karni....

sanju - toh ye tum mujhe kyu bata rhi ho jao aur jaake bol do apni maa ko...

chanda - vahi toh... nhi bol paa rhi... kyuki unse kahne ki himmat nhi hai..

sanju - toh ab kya karogi...

chanda - mai mar jaungi lekin us ladke se shadi nhi karungi....

sanju - aakhir kyu ladka accha toh hai ..

chanda - hoga accha lekin mujhe nhi pasand...

sanju - kahi koi love❤ vove ka chakkar toh nhi...

chanda - ha hai...

sanju - oh toh ye baat hai.....

chanda - haa....

sanju - toh batao kaun hai voh......

chanda - voh voh... tum pehle promise karo ki tum meri shadi is ladke se nhi hone doge jisse maa ne tay ki hai....

sanju - ab mai aisa kaise kar skta hu....

chanda - please na ..

sanju - accha thik hai... promise...

chanda - toh thik hai mai tumhe batati hu...
voh ladka jisse mai pyaar karti hu na uska naam hai.....

sanju - haa haa bolo....

" sanju.. " sanju... sanju....
sanju - kya ( ye toh mera naam le rhi..)
chanda - haa haa ( lekin ye kaun bola )

monika jo peeche se daudhti hui aa rhi thi...
monika - sanju sanju... chanda kahi kho gyi

sanju - oh toh ye mera naam le rhi thi thank god bachh gya

chanda- ye kaha se tapak padi aur itni jaldi isne moot kaise liya...

sanju - Aree monika ji aapki saheli kahi gumi nhi hai ye khadi hai mere saamne

monika - oh... toh yaha hai ye dhokebaaz...

sanju - dhokebaaz kyun..

monika - Aree is kameeni ne mujhe vaha pe dhyan mein baitha diya aur bhag li

sanju- dhayn mein baitha diya voh kaise.....

monika - us baat ko chhodo chalo ghar chale.

sanju - ek minute monika ji chanda kuch kah rhi hai thoda sun liya jaay..

chanda - mai kuch bhi toh nhi kah rhi thi...
chalo chupchaap ghar chalo...

ab teeno ghar aa gye.



Hii guys... Toh kaisi lagi monika ji ☺ batana mat bhulna aur haa... Aise he story pe pyaar banaye rakhna


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Fantastic

 

[goyalabhishek818]

idhar....... kaalpur mein ek haveli jaha kayi dino se kuch ajeeb tarah ki rahasymayi ghatnaon ka daur chal raha tha......jiske baare mein police ke pass complaint pe compliant aaye jaa rahi thi...... baktawar - sir Aaj phir se us haveli ke baare mein complaint likhaane koi aaya hai..sp - kya.... us haveli ke baare mein phir se koi complaint likhwane aaya hai....baktawar - haa....sp - accha thik hai bhej unko andar....baktawar - chalo sahab ne andar bulaya hai.....kuch log baktawar ke peeche sp ke room mein daakhil hue....4 log.... - parnaam saheeb sp - parnaam parnaam..... batao kya baat hai....4 log jinke naam kuch is prakaar hai..1st - max
2nd - prakash...
3rd - rasiya...
4th - navbodh....parkash - sahib..... humein complaint likwani hai.....sp - kiske khilaaf...rasiya - sahib voh jo haveli hai nasp - kaun si...navbodh - voh kaalpur mein sunsaan area mein jo ek haveli hai na shaib uske baare mein....sp - complaint likhwaane ki vajah kya hai....rasiya - sahib us haveli mein jo log rahte hai voh logo ko paise double karne ka laalch deke faaste hai aur phir unko khel khelaate hai jo bhi us khel mein jeetega usko voh paisa double karke denge....praksah - lekin sahib... jo us khel mein haarega uske paas bas ek he option hota hai......sp - kaisa option...rasiya - run.... run.... aur run....max jo itni der tak chuppi saadhe baitha hua tha.....
max - uhhuuukkk..... run.... nhi.... direct maut.....sp - ye sab tum logo ko kaise pata.....max - sir..... humaare kuch saathi kuch hafto pehle apna paisa double karne ke liye is khel ko khelne vaha gaye thea..... tabse leke ab tak unka kuch bhi pata nhi.....sp - agar unka kuch bhi pata nhi toh tum logo ko ye kaise pata hai ki vaha kya kya hota hai.... ho skta hai tum log police ka time waste karne ke liye majak ke liye ye jhooti kahani suna rahe ho.....max - uhhhuukkk.... ye koi kahani nahi hakikat hai sir.....baktawar - tum log itne yakeen se kaise kah sakte ho.....max - kyuki... jab hamare saathiyon ki koi khoj khabar hum logo ke hath na lagi toh hum baaki ke dosto ne phir se us jagah jake unka pata lagana chaaha..... jiske dauraan is baar hum alert thea.... hum kuch saathi haveli ke bahar se nazar rakh rahe thea toh kuch andar he camera on karke andar ki live video bahar tak pahucha rahe thea taaki apne dosto ko dundh paaye...... aur agar kahi phas jaaye toh unki help ke liye pahuch sake.....sp ;- interesting..... aage batao....navbodh - hua u... ki hum chaaro haveli ke bahar se video dekhte hue apne saathiyon ko support de rahe thea.....hamare jo 3 saathi andar gaye phir se vahi vala khel kehlne jo hamare pehle ke sathi khelne yaha aaye thea aur phir gayab ho gaye thea....sp - phir kya hua...rasiya - phir voh log ko bhi game ke rule samjaaye gaye..... aur phir unka paisa bhi ek badi se peti mein daal diya gaya double karne ke liye.......phir game ka 1st level shuru kiya gaya jisme un teeno ko ek kamre mein ghusne ko kaha gaya.....hum saara nazara unke phone ke camera se apne phone pe live dekh rahe thea....sp - haa.. haa pata hai aage bata bich mein ye ad mat ghusa....max - phir humne dekha ki jo room bolke unhone ghuswaya tha voh ek bhool bhulaiyaa jaisa bada sa Hall tha.....vaha abhi hamara ek dost aise he chal raha tha ki tabhi.... ek teer aachank se aake uske bheje pe ghus gaya.... rasiya -- ye dekh hamare 2aur saathi jo andar thea unki phatt gayi...... aur voh dono bhaagne lage.....navbodh - jitni unki andar phatti thi usse kahi jayada hamri bahar he phatt gayi sp - chal chal... aage batane de... tu apna phata purana gaand ka darsan abhi mat karwa....a... a... maxwell beta tu rona band kar aage suna... kahani badhiya jaa rhi suspens se bharpoor.....baktawar - haa sir ye aapne bilkul sahi kaha...max - phir hamare jinda bache dono saathi ghabra ke ek kamre mein chhup gaye..... unhe chhupe hue abhi ek minute se bhi kam ka time hua hoga ki us room ka gate khadaakkk..... ki aawaz se khula....... hamare dono dosto ki gaand jo pehle phaatt chuki thi ab voh phatt ke chitthdaa ho gayi..... unke dil ki dhadkan 225 ki speed ke saath..... dhaakk... dhakk.... dhakkk... dhaakkk.... karne lagi..... un dono ke badan ke sath sath maathe se paseena nikal ke tap... tap.... karke jameen pe tapakne laga.....darwaaja khulte he..... ek gadraayi 45 saal ki mast aunty ne room mein entry maari......
aur kehne lagi.....-- darling.... O... darling... where are you.....us aurat ki khoobsurati dekh hamara bahar se khada ho chuka tha...... hum logo ne hilana bhi shuru kar diya tha..... toh andar vaalo ka kya he haal hota sir....tabhi... kahi se kahttt... khatt... khatt ki aawaz hui...... aur tabel hilne laga..... baktawar ki gaand phatt gayi......baktawar - saalo.... manhooso.... tum tum ye kaun si manhoos kahani yaha sunaane aa gaye..... lagta hai yaha bhi koi bhoot pret aa gaya dekho dekho table kaise hil raha hai....baktawar ke sath sath un chaaro ki bhi table ke hilne ki harkat dekh gaand phatt gayi.......sp jiski toh puri body kapkapa rahi thi aur poora badan paseena paseena ho chuka tha...baktawar - dekho.... bhosdiwaalo tumhari is manhoos kahani ne sir ko kitna dara diya hai ki unki body dar ke maare kapkapa rahi aur pura badan paseena paseena ho gaya.....tabhi..... ek karaah ki aawaz sp ke muh se phooti....... aur baaki sab dar ke maare khade ho gaye.... aur sabki gaand phatt gayi...baktawar - kya hua... kya hua sir....
sp - baktawar.... mere bete... aaahhhhhh....aur sp ke is sabd ke sath he poore kamre mein sannata chhaa gaya...... jo table ki thirkan thi.... jo bhi unnatural cheezien ho rhi thi voh sab thamm si gayi..... sp ke aankh band ho gaye.....ye dekh baktawar ke sath sath chaaro darr gaye.....baktawar - sir... sir.... sir....lekin sp ke muh se koi jawaab nhi aaya.....
ye dekh ke chaaro ek dusre ka muh taakne lage....navbodh - ho na ho ye us haveli ka he asar hai....baktawar - saalo... kameeno tumne ye kaisi kahani sunai ke mere sir..... baktawar sp ke pair ke paas jake baith gaya aur sp ka pair pakad ke rone lagabaktawar - sir..... sir.... aap mujhe akela chhod ke kyu chale gaye sir...voh chaaro bhi apna sir neeche karke vahi khade rahe....tabhi baktawar.... chhod re... pair mera....baktawar ke kaano mein jaise he ye aawaz padi..... uska rona band ho gaya....baktawar - ye toh sp sahab ki aawaz hai....baktawar ne apni nazre utha ke sp ko dekha....
toh uske chehre pe mushkaan aa gayi....baktawar - sir... sir.... aap jinda hai sir...... sp - haa... baktawar haa... tune kya smjha mai mar gaya....baktawar - haa.. sir... aapne toh dara he diya tha....chaaro - haa sp sir aapne toh hum logo ko bhi dara diya tha......sp - aree relax relax... mujhe itni jaldi kuch hone vala nhi hai....baktawar - chalo jao yaha se apni manhoos kahani kahi aur jake sunana....sp - aree thehro thehro....baktawar - sir aap in manhooso ko rok kyu rahe ho....sp - baktawar..... ye manhoos thodi na hai ye bechaare toh complaint likhaane aaye hai....baktawar - sir aapne dekha na ki kaise inke us manhoos kahani ko sunne ke baad yaha toofan sa aa gaya tha kaise ye table hilne laga tha.... kaise aap behos ho gaye thea .....sp - mai behos ho gaya tha.... mai kab behos ho gaya tha....baktawar - abhi sir tabhi toh maine aapko mara hua samjh liya tha....sp - aree... nhi re baktawar voh mai behos nhi hua tha....baktawar - accha.... lekin phir bhi sir in logo ki kahani toh manhoos hai he.... kyuki inki story ko sunke table hilna chalu ho gaya iska mtlb ye hai ki inki story kisi bhoot pret se related hai.....sp- aree... baktawar..... aisa kuch nhi hai...
baat ye hai ki neeche dekh....baktawar - neeche kya hai sir...sp - aree tu dekh toh sahi re baktawar....baktawar ne tabel ke neeche jhaank ke deka...baktawar - aayyyeeeennnsp - haa.... ab smjha......baktawar - smjh gaya sab smjh gaya sir....sp - toh bas.... ab shaant ho ja....baktawar - ok sir....sp - haa bhai kahani aage badhao....max - kya sach mein sir...sp - haa.. haa badhao.. badhao.... baktawar ko ab koi dikkat nhi hain..
kyu baktawar....?
baktawar - haa... sir... badhao aage kahani ko...max - toh..... voh gadraayi aunty room ke andar aake kahne lagi....
O.... darling.... kaha ho tum....rasiya - hamara ek dost tha ek number ka tharki...ye sunke baktawar ne sp ki taraf nazar ghuma dii....dono ek dusre ko dekh mushkura diye....rasiya - hamara ek tharki dost us aurat ke jhaase mein aa gaya aur usko bola darling I fuck you......jaise he usne ye bola voh aurat us dost ki taraf ghum gayi aur usne ek bada sa farsa nikala aur us farse se hamre dost ke sar ko dhadh se alag kar diya......ye dekh hamara jo teesra dost tha uski halat kharab ho gayi..... uski heartbeat itni adhik ho chuki thi ki maano aisa lag raha tha ki ab isko heart attack aayega tab usko heart attack aayega....tabhi.... kamre se kuch ajeeb si badboo aane lagi....navbodh - ye badboo kaha se aa rahi hai...
bkatawar - haa.... aa toh rahi hai
rasiya - are.... voh dekho....
max - sir ji ne moot diya... moot diya...sp ; - a... hatt chup... bhosdike...baktawar - chup chup bea...sp - chal aage badha.. story...max - phir..... hamare dost ne bhi moot diya....sp - abe ye moot vala concept chhod aage badh...rasiya - ok... toh ab aage hamra teesra dost dara sahma vaha se apni jaan bacha ke bhaagne laga.... lekin usko game ke host ne dekh liya...host ne kaha ki....
host - kaha jaa rahe ho.... aise game ko beech mein chhod ke nhi jaa skte aap......aur phir us host ne hamare dost ko jabardasti game mein le liya.... aur kaha agar aapko jana hai toh aapko in dono card mein se koi ek uthana hoga un 2 card mein se ek mein win likha hai and dusre mein run likha hai.... agar tumhare select kiye card mein win aaya toh tum winner hoge yaha se apna paisa double karke jaaoge.... aur agar run aaya toh bina paiso ke jaana hoga...hamare dost ke saamne 2 card ek bahut khoobsurat si lady ne pesh kiya....
hamare dost ne usme se ek card select kiya...
jab uska card open kiya gaya toh usme run aaya......host - run... run... bhaago... bhaago.... hihiihamara dost bhaagne laga....
hum bahar uske aane ka intezaar karne lage.... idhar live video chal he raha tha... kius beautiful lady ne ek bandook nikali aur hamare bhaag rahe dost ke gardan pe shoot kiya aur dekhte he dekhte live video pe hamare dost ki maut ho gayi...... aur itna dekh hum sab ki gaand phatt gayi.... aur hum girte padte yaha tak aa pahuche.....sp - haaa.......baktawar - sir.... ye toh bahut tedaa case hai...sp - haa baktawar... haa.... teda toh hai par ab ye case aaya hai toh humko isko handle toh karna he hoga....baktawar - lekin uske liye saboot bhi hona chahiye...... bina saboot ke hum kaise inki baat pe vishwas kar le.....sp - baat toh tumhari sahi hainnavbodh ;- saboot ki baat karte ho tum sp.... ye lo.. sabootnavbodh ne phone pe live video ki recording dikha di....sp ne video dekhi....sp - baktawar chalo kuch police valo ko lelo aur gaadi nikalo aur kooch karo haveli ke liye....baktawar - ji sir....thodi he der mein police gaadi haveli ke bahar pahuch gayi....... sath mein navbodh max prakash rasiya chaaro bhi gaye thea...haveli ke bahar sp ne ek mic pakdi aur bolne laga....haveli ko chaaro taraf se gher liya gaya hai....
ab tumhara saara kaccha chittha khul chuka hai.... chupchaap apne aap ko surrender kar do....tabhi andar se ek firing hui aur ek goli aake max ke seene pe lagi....aur max ne vahi dam Todd diya.... aur uske he sath rasiya prakash aur navbodh bhadak gaye aur unhone gaadi se petrol nikaal ke haveli pe chhidakna shuru kiya aur haveli mein aag laga di..... police vale bhi isme kuch na kar sake..... aur dhoo dhoo karke.... haveli jal gayi.... aur us game ko khilaane vale family ke sabhi log ki maut ho gayi
mare hue log total 5 thea...
jisme ek mard tha....
jiska naam tha
imagehostingnaam - clara...
naam - mia...

sabhi us haveli ke sath dhoo dhoo karke jal ke mar gaye.......

Are yaar bhai bar-2 update 71 hu kyu de rhe ho or ye update 72 kha he baki
nice update

 

[the king of strong]

abhi..... sita geeta monika & sanju is shock se ubre he nhi thea ki chanda ki Saas aur us satdaar ( daku) premi jode rah chuke thea...

aur phir se sardaar ne ek naya bomb phod diya....
sardaar - le chalo sabhi auraton ko aur yaha ka saara samaan loot lo....

daku's - jo aagya sardaar....

sabhi daku sardaar ki baat ko maante hue.... waha upasthit sabhi auraton ko utha lete hai aur sath he sath vaha ka saara samaan loot le jaate hai....


idhar....
lata un dono behos ladko ko leke sumona ke pass pahuchti hai....

lata - parinaam malikaaa...

sumona :- Aree.... dasi maa aap mujhe parnaam kyu kar rahi hai.... aur mujhe malikaa kyu bula rahi hai... aap mujhe sumona beti he kaha kariye na usmein apna pan sa lagta hai...

lata - accha accha... thik hai baba...
" sumona beti " ab khus...

sumona :- haa.... ab bataiye kya baat hai...

lata - voh sumona beti mujhe aaj jungle mein vichran karte hue ye 2 ladke mile toh maine socha ki dekho kaisa garam garam khoon hai taaza jawann jab tum inka khoon piyogi aur inke taaze maansh ka bhog lagaogi toh kitna maja aayega yahi soch ke mai inko yaha pe le aayi....

sumona :+ oh meri pyaari.... dasi maa
aap kitna sochti ho mere baare mein.... itna toh mai khud bhi apne aap ke baare mein nhi sochti....



lata mushkura ke....
lata.... - kya karu ab apni bacchi ke baare mein uski maa na sochegi toh aur kaun socheha..

sumona - thank you dasi maa...

lata - wlcm... enjoy your... tasty tasty meal ...

sumona - haa...

lata ab un dono ladko ko sumona ko saup ke chali jaati hai....

idhar..... chanda ko hosh aa jata hai....
thodi he der mein doctors bahar aate hai...
kallu - kya hua doctor sahab..

doctor - ab voh khatre se bahar hai... aap unse mil sakte hai...

kallu - bahut bahut shukriya....

dholu - chal jaldi chanda didi ko dekhne....

kallu aur dholu dono chanda ko dekhne jaate hai...

dholu - chanda didi tum thik ho...

chanda - haa... mai ab thik hu dholu.... lekin sanju kaha hai.. voh nhi aaya kya....

kallu - voh sanju bhaiya na....**************-*************......
( phir kallu ne sanju aur monika ke baare mein bata diya jo unhone plane banaya tha..)

saari baat sunke....
chanda - kya....? ....

kallu - haa... didi...

chanda - ye kya kiya maine meri vajah se khaamakhaa sanju aur monika ko vaha phasna pada.....

dholu - Aree aap aisa kyu soch rhi hai mushkil ke ghadi mein apne he toh kaam aate hai na...
vaise ek baat bataiye didi ki aapne zeher kyu khaa liya tha..... agar aapko shadi nhi karni thi toh aap humko batati hum bimla kaki se baat karte shadi na karne ko bolte...

chanda - nhi... nhi.... maa nhi maanti
ab mai maa ko kya jawab dungi.... unse nazre kaise milaungi.... maa ko jab pata chalega ki maine shadi se bachne ke liye zeher khaa liya tha toh voh toh mujhpe baras he padengi...

dholu - aisa kuch nhi hoga didi hum hai na aapke sath

kallu - mai sanju bhaiya ko call karke bata deta hu ki chanda didi ko hosh aa gaya hai...

dholu - haa.. haa... laga phone...

chanda - nhi... nhi... tum log aisa kuch bhi nhi karoge.... ab mai sab sahi kar dungi mai jaakr apne sasuraal valo se maafi maang lungi aur unko sab sach bata dungi aur apni saheli aur sanju ko vaha ke pachde se bahar nikal lungi... mai ab aur kisi ko apni vajah se dukh nhi dena chahti.... aakhir ek na ek din sach sabke saamne aa he jaata toh aaj he mai us sach ko saamne laungi...

dholu - lekin...

chanda - lekin vekin kuch nhi.. mujhe ghar le chalo ab mai sabke saamne apna gunaah kabool karna chahti hu....

kallu aur dholu ko uski baat maan ni padi....

kallu aur dholu chanda ko lekar ghar chale gaye...

ghar pe bimla aur malti mehmaano ke sath baatcheet mein vyast thi...
tabhi chanda kallu aur dholu ke sath ghar mein enter hoti hai... jisko dekh bimla...
bimla daudhte hue uske paas aati hai....
bimla - beti... beti kya hua teri aisi haalat kaise hui... teri maang suni kyu hai... bata... bata na... tu yaha kyu chali aayi hai....

chanda apni maa bimla ke pair mein girke rote hue apna gunaah kabool karti hai....
saare mehmaan jo vaha upasthit thea... sabhi badi hairat bhari nazro se chanda ko dekhne lagte hai...

bimla ne jaise he sacchai jaani.... usne aaw dekha na taaw jo thappado ki barsaat chanda pe karni shuru ki.... ki kya batau.... chataaakkk... chataaaakkk... chataakakk...
kalmuhi.... naak kata di tune meri... aakhir mar kyu nhi gayi tu.... bata tune aisa kyu kiya......
agar karni he nhi thi shadi toh bataya kyu nhi... mana kar deti...

kallu aur dholu vahi khade khade saara tamaasa dekhte rahe...
malti ne aake bimla ko roka.... aur
malti - bimla didi ruk jao.. ye kya kar rahi ho aap.... aise koi maarta hai apne bacche ko...

malti ne phir bimla ko samjhaya bhujaya.... chanda ke paksh mein baat ki.... aur samjhaya ki abhi bhi kuch bigda nhi hai hum unke yaha jake maafi maang ke monika aur sanju ko vapas le aa sakte hai....

bimla ko bhi uski baat smjh mein aayi aur phir bimla malti chanda dholu aur kallu karke nikal pade chanda ke sasuraal....

idhar.....
dakuo ka jhund..... sita geeta aur papeeta matlab ki uske sath aur bhi logo ko leke apne kasbe mein pahuchte hai....

vaha pahuch ke....

sardaar.... - manglu.... bete idhar aaiyo...

manglu - ji sardaar....

sardaar - bete... hamari sanam bewafa kaha hai jara usko hamare saamne laaio...

manglu - sardaar..... sanam bewafa aapki kabse ho gayi sardaar voh toh koi chatankii se hero ki hai na....

sardaar - bete... bete.... manglu.... teri maa ki choo...... saale... mai apni vali sanam bewafa ki baat kar raha hu....

manglu - mai bhi toh vahi bol raha hu na sardaar.... ki aapki vali sanam bewafa kab release ho gayi.....

sardaar - release toh bahut pehle ho gayi hai ree.... lekin mujhe apne bhitar release karne ka mauka nahi diya ....

manglu - aaayyyyeeeeennn

sardaar - bas.... boshdike bete... bas... mai samjh gaya ki tere bas ka nahi hai jaa... tu apni maa chuda.... Aree bhima kaha hai re tu.... leke aa re meri us bewafa ko.....

bhima... - abhi laaya sardaar....

bhima ne chanda ki saas ko sardaar ke saamne paros diya...

bhima - ye lijiye sardaar....

sardaar - dekh bur ke ye hai sanam bewafa...

manglu - oh... ab smjha... ki is aurat ka naan sanam hai isne bewafa film mein kaam kiya hai hai na hai na... maine sahi kaha na sardaa...

sardaar - ... mere... bete... bete.... idhar... aa... waah.... waah... mere bete waah..... aaj pehli baar.... tune apne dimaag ka sahi istemaal kiya hai.... aaja... mere bete mere gale lag jaa.... aa aa munna aa....

manglu - sardaar.....
( apni baahien phailaa ke sardaar ki orr gale milne jaane laga...)

sardaar - chataaakkkk.... chataaaakkkk... chataaakkkk...... bhosdike.... jab dekho.... ool... jalool... baat karega... dimaag lagaya phir bhi galat he pakad paya....

manglu -

sardaar - bhaag bhosdike.... yaha se dur jaake ro....

manglu rote hue bhaag gaya...

sardaar - aur iski betiyaan kaha hai re bhima jara unko bhi toh hamare pass lao.... aur voh ek sundari thi na vaha jara us sundari ko bhi aadar purvak yaha leke aao....

sardaar ke saamne turant pesh kiya gaya....
sardaar - toh tum ho iski betiyaan....
kya naam hai tum dono ka....

dono kuch nhi bolti..
bhima - sardaar kuch pucch rahe hai bol.... bol warna goli daag dunga...

sardaar - bhima.... ye kya kar raha hai... bacchiyaan... hai.... aaram se....

bhima - sorry sardaar....

sardaar - batao... kya naam hai tumhara...

sanjana - ye log nhi batayengi.... sardaar.... mai he bata deti hu...

sardaar - Aree... Aree.. sundari ji.... aap khadi kyu hai....
bhima inko baithne ke liye khaat de...
bhima - ji sardaar...
ye lijiye baithiye...

sanjana - shukriya...

sardaar - toh kahiye aap... kya kah rahi thi...

sanjana - mai ye kah rahi thi ki inka naam hai sita aur geeta...

sardaar - accha.... bada he accha naam hai ji... aur aapke muh se sun ke toh aur bhi accha lag raha hai...

sanjana - shukriya...

sardaar - aur aapka naam kya hai ji...

sanjana - sanjana naam hai mera... pyaar se log mujhe sanju bulaate hai...

sardaar - ye sanju naam thoda mardaana nhi hai ji...

sanjana - hai toh sahi lekin mujhe vahi pasand hai...

sardaar - koi nhi ji aapko pasand hai toh hum bhi pasand kar lenge...

sardaar - sanju ji aapko kisi cheez ko jarurat ho toh bezizhak humse kahiyega hum aapki saari khawaish puri karunga....

sanjana - ji shukriya...

bhima - sardaar in baaki aurato ka kya kare....

sardaar - aapas mein baat lo...

bhima - job hukum sardaar.... aur is bewafa aur iski beti bahuon ka

sardaar - in logo ka kya karna hai ye mai kal tay karunga.... tab tak ke liye inko koi hath bhi nhi lagayega....
bhima - jo hukum sardaar....

bhima ( mann mein) - kahi is budao ka apne premika aur uski beti bahuon ko dekh pyaar toh nhi jaag gaya kahi ye inti mast mast maal dono laundiyo ko apni beti na bana le iske rang dhang se yahi lag raha hai ki iske dil ke armaan phir se jaag rahe hai.... mujhe in dono hirniyon mein se kisi ek ka bhog toh lagana he hai chahe jo bhi ho....




idhar.... chanda kallu dholu ke sath malti aur bimla jab chanda ke sasuraal pahuche toh vaha ki haalat dekh kr sab dang rah gaye...

chaaro taraf mardo ki laashien.... khoon kahi diwaaro par toh kahi zameen pe bikhra pada tha..... aur jab un sabhi ki nazar dulhe aur uske baap pe padi toh bimla ke muh se cheenk nikal gayi ....

bimla -+

chanda - kya hua maa....

bimla - tu vidhwa ho gayi beti tu vidhwa ho gayi....

kallu - par kaki ye kaise ho sakta hai...??

bimla - Kaise ho sakta hai kya matlab pati ki laash saamne padi hai voh mar chuka hai aisi aurat ko vidhwa nhi toh kya kahu...

dholu - kaki kallu sahi kah raha hai....

bimla - accha toh tu he bata aisa kya sahi kah diya isne...

dholu - ki.... kaki.... chanda didi ki toh shadi hui lekin voh 7 phereo se pehle he badal chuki thi.... isliye shadi shadi nhi thi... na toh monika ki dusri shadi hui aur na hi chanda didi ki shadi ho paayi.... aur iska matlab ye hai ki chanda didi abhi bhi kuwari hai na ki vidhwa....

bimla - accha accha... smjh gayi mai.... lekin ye sab yaha kya ho gaya hai.... yaha itni saari laashien kaise padi hai aur monika aur sanju kaha hai.... aakhir yaha hua kya hai...

kallu - mai aaas pass pados se pucch ke dekhta hu...

bimla - haa.... chal hum bhi tere sath chalte hai yaha in laasho ko dekh ke mujhe darr sa lag raha...

phir sabhi pass pados mein jaake pata karne jaate hai...

pados mein ek aadmi jaa raha tha...


kallu - bhai sahab suniye jara...

aadmi - kya hua...

kallu - aap bata sakte hai ki yaha is ghar mein aaj subah kya hua......

aadmi - haa... bhaiya... ab mai kya he batau... aaj subah subah... he daakuo ka jhund aaya aur is ghar ko samsaan bana ke chala gaya...

daku ka naam sunte he sabki gand phatt gayi...
bimla toh thar thar kaampne lagi...

kallu - aur vaha jo bhi auratien thi voh kaha gayi.. yaha toh bas mardo ki laash hai...

aadmi - voh voh... daakuo ne sabhi aurato ko utha liya.... aur apne sath le gaye....

malti - iska mtlb unhone sanju ko bhi utha liya hain...

dholu - lag toh yahi raha hai kaki....

kallu - ab kya kare.... police mein complaint kare kya...

dholu - haa.... yahi karna padega....

chanda - chalo phir jaldi police station chalo....

sabhi ek sath police station ke liye nikal pade...


idhar..... raat ko kasbe mein sone ki vyavastha kuch is prakaar ki gayi ki..... sanjana sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ko ek jagah pe ek tambu mein sone ko jagah diya gaya....

baaki aur utha ke laayi gayi auraton ko sabhi daku ne apne apne liye choose kar liya tha aur sabhi apni apni choose ki hui utha ke laayi aurat ko bajaane mein vayast thea....

sabhi ke tambu se aaahhhhhhh.... uhhhhhh.... ssshhhhhhhhh..... aaaaaahhhh...... fachaakkk... fachhakkkkkk.... facchkkkkk..... thappp.... thappp.... thaappp.... ki aawaz aaye jaa rahi thi.....

yahi sahi mauka paake..... sanjana ne urf sanju ne sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ko uthaya aur kaha....

sanjana - dekho.... abhi sabhi chudai mein vyast hai..... kisi ka dhyan is orr nhi hai..... hamare paas accha mauka hai yaha se bhaagne ka.. isse aacha mauka nhi milega yaha se rafoo chakkar hone ka


sanjana ki baat mein sabko dam laga.... aur sabhi uski baat maante hue vaha se nikal gaye....

sanju ke dimaag mein ek khayaal aaya.....
kyu na kuch toofaani kiya jaaye.....
isliye sanju ne un sabko vaha se nikalne ko kaha aur khud ruk gaya....

aur jo masaal jal rahi thi..... voh masaaal.... ko pakad ke ek jagah pe rakh diya aur barood ikkatha karne laga......

barood ikkatha karne ke baad sanju ne barood ko sabhi ke tambuo pe bicchhaane laga....
sanju ne sabhi ke tambhuo ke paas barood biccha diya aur phir masaal se aag laga dii... aag barood ke karan bhayanak roop lene lagi aur thodi he der mein sabhi tambuo ko jalaane lagi...... dhoo dhoo karke..... poora ka poora kasba jalne laga..... sanju ab vaha se nikal liya....

aur jldi se sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ke paas pahuch gaya....

monika - tum kaha gaye thea...

sanju - voh mai un sabko thikaane lagane gaya tha .....

sita geeta chanda ki saas - gaya tha.... ye kya bol rhi ho sanjana tum....

monika - ab waqt aa chuka hai sanju ki tum ab apna saara sach bata do....

sita - ye kya bol rahi ho tum bhabhi....

monika - mai sahi bol rhi hu..... na he mai tumhari bhabhi hu na he ye koi sanjana hai.... ye hai sanju..... aur monika ne sab sach bata diya....

sita geeta ki maa - kya... bol rhi ho tum....

sanju - ji monika bilkul sahi bol rahi hai....
humne bimla kaki ki izzat bachane ke liye ye Sab kiya tha....

geeta - tum logo ne hamare sath dhokha kiya hai..... tum log acche nhi ho dhokebaaz ho..

monika unko samjhaane ki koshish karti hai.... lekin voh log usko bhi khari khoti sunane lagti hai.....

aur sanju aur monika ko chhod ke alag he akele jaane lagti hai....

sanju - jaane do.... jaane do....
chalo ab ghar chale....
monika - lekin ghar jaake jab bimla kaki pucchegi toh kya jawab denge....

sanju - pata nhi.... lekin ghar toh jana he padega....

monika - ha... voh toh hai... chalo phir....

sanju aur monika ghar ke liye chal pade....

sanju aur monika ghar pahuch gaye....
toh menka se pata chala ki voh sabhi toh unko he lene gaye thea....
sanju - kya.... Arre.. menka phone karo unko aur batao ki hum ghar aa gaye hai...

menka : - haa haa laga rahi hu...
menka ne phone lagaya... aur sari baat bata di...
menka ke phone ke baad chanda &co sabhi ghar aa gaye.....
monika ne saari baat batai....
bimla ko bhi apni galti pr pachtaava hua ki usko apni beti ka biyaah aise he nhi karna chahiye tha...... aur sab kuch normal sa ho gaya....

lekin picture abhi baaki hai mere dost....
sardaar jo hagne ke liye nikal chuka tha..... jab voh aaya toh dekha uska kasba jala pada hua hai....... aur paancho.,... aurat ( sanjana sita geeta monika aur sita geeta ki maa) gayab hai

usko saara maajra smjh mein aa gaya....
sardaar - tune phir se mujhe dhoka diya...... pyaar toh tu mujhe pehle he dhoka de chuki thi lekin is baar tune mujhe dhoka dene ke sath sath mere kasbo valo ko bhi dardnaak maut diya hai....... iska badla liya jayega..... aur jarur liya jayega.....

idhar...... ye teeno maa betiyaan...... jungle mein bhatak gayi..... unko jungle se nikalne ka rasta nhi mil raha tha....

sita - maa ye hum ek he jagah pe baar baar kaise pahuch jaa rahe hai....

geeta - haa maa.....

SG-Maa- haa... beti... hum kabse ek he jagah pe ghum rahe hai...

tabhi shhhh.... shhhhh.... sshhhhh... ki aawaz hui.... aur ek bhayanak...... anaconda..... nikal ke saamne aaya........

jisko dekh ke teeno maa betiyon ki gaand phatt gayi....

idhar...... ghar pe saare mehmaano ko vida kar diya gaya.....

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