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" Bhoot ki maa ki choot " . . . .

 

[Abhishek Kumar98]

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abhi..... sita geeta monika & sanju is shock se ubre he nhi thea ki chanda ki Saas aur us satdaar ( daku) premi jode rah chuke thea...

aur phir se sardaar ne ek naya bomb phod diya....
sardaar - le chalo sabhi auraton ko aur yaha ka saara samaan loot lo....

daku's - jo aagya sardaar....

sabhi daku sardaar ki baat ko maante hue.... waha upasthit sabhi auraton ko utha lete hai aur sath he sath vaha ka saara samaan loot le jaate hai....


idhar....
lata un dono behos ladko ko leke sumona ke pass pahuchti hai....

lata - parinaam malikaaa...

sumona :- Aree.... dasi maa aap mujhe parnaam kyu kar rahi hai.... aur mujhe malikaa kyu bula rahi hai... aap mujhe sumona beti he kaha kariye na usmein apna pan sa lagta hai...

lata - accha accha... thik hai baba...
" sumona beti " ab khus...

sumona :- haa.... ab bataiye kya baat hai...

lata - voh sumona beti mujhe aaj jungle mein vichran karte hue ye 2 ladke mile toh maine socha ki dekho kaisa garam garam khoon hai taaza jawann jab tum inka khoon piyogi aur inke taaze maansh ka bhog lagaogi toh kitna maja aayega yahi soch ke mai inko yaha pe le aayi....

sumona :+ oh meri pyaari.... dasi maa
aap kitna sochti ho mere baare mein.... itna toh mai khud bhi apne aap ke baare mein nhi sochti....



lata mushkura ke....
lata.... - kya karu ab apni bacchi ke baare mein uski maa na sochegi toh aur kaun socheha..

sumona - thank you dasi maa...

lata - wlcm... enjoy your... tasty tasty meal ...

sumona - haa...

lata ab un dono ladko ko sumona ko saup ke chali jaati hai....

idhar..... chanda ko hosh aa jata hai....
thodi he der mein doctors bahar aate hai...
kallu - kya hua doctor sahab..

doctor - ab voh khatre se bahar hai... aap unse mil sakte hai...

kallu - bahut bahut shukriya....

dholu - chal jaldi chanda didi ko dekhne....

kallu aur dholu dono chanda ko dekhne jaate hai...

dholu - chanda didi tum thik ho...

chanda - haa... mai ab thik hu dholu.... lekin sanju kaha hai.. voh nhi aaya kya....

kallu - voh sanju bhaiya na....**************-*************......
( phir kallu ne sanju aur monika ke baare mein bata diya jo unhone plane banaya tha..)

saari baat sunke....
chanda - kya....? ....

kallu - haa... didi...

chanda - ye kya kiya maine meri vajah se khaamakhaa sanju aur monika ko vaha phasna pada.....

dholu - Aree aap aisa kyu soch rhi hai mushkil ke ghadi mein apne he toh kaam aate hai na...
vaise ek baat bataiye didi ki aapne zeher kyu khaa liya tha..... agar aapko shadi nhi karni thi toh aap humko batati hum bimla kaki se baat karte shadi na karne ko bolte...

chanda - nhi... nhi.... maa nhi maanti
ab mai maa ko kya jawab dungi.... unse nazre kaise milaungi.... maa ko jab pata chalega ki maine shadi se bachne ke liye zeher khaa liya tha toh voh toh mujhpe baras he padengi...

dholu - aisa kuch nhi hoga didi hum hai na aapke sath

kallu - mai sanju bhaiya ko call karke bata deta hu ki chanda didi ko hosh aa gaya hai...

dholu - haa.. haa... laga phone...

chanda - nhi... nhi... tum log aisa kuch bhi nhi karoge.... ab mai sab sahi kar dungi mai jaakr apne sasuraal valo se maafi maang lungi aur unko sab sach bata dungi aur apni saheli aur sanju ko vaha ke pachde se bahar nikal lungi... mai ab aur kisi ko apni vajah se dukh nhi dena chahti.... aakhir ek na ek din sach sabke saamne aa he jaata toh aaj he mai us sach ko saamne laungi...

dholu - lekin...

chanda - lekin vekin kuch nhi.. mujhe ghar le chalo ab mai sabke saamne apna gunaah kabool karna chahti hu....

kallu aur dholu ko uski baat maan ni padi....

kallu aur dholu chanda ko lekar ghar chale gaye...

ghar pe bimla aur malti mehmaano ke sath baatcheet mein vyast thi...
tabhi chanda kallu aur dholu ke sath ghar mein enter hoti hai... jisko dekh bimla...
bimla daudhte hue uske paas aati hai....
bimla - beti... beti kya hua teri aisi haalat kaise hui... teri maang suni kyu hai... bata... bata na... tu yaha kyu chali aayi hai....

chanda apni maa bimla ke pair mein girke rote hue apna gunaah kabool karti hai....
saare mehmaan jo vaha upasthit thea... sabhi badi hairat bhari nazro se chanda ko dekhne lagte hai...

bimla ne jaise he sacchai jaani.... usne aaw dekha na taaw jo thappado ki barsaat chanda pe karni shuru ki.... ki kya batau.... chataaakkk... chataaaakkk... chataakakk...
kalmuhi.... naak kata di tune meri... aakhir mar kyu nhi gayi tu.... bata tune aisa kyu kiya......
agar karni he nhi thi shadi toh bataya kyu nhi... mana kar deti...

kallu aur dholu vahi khade khade saara tamaasa dekhte rahe...
malti ne aake bimla ko roka.... aur
malti - bimla didi ruk jao.. ye kya kar rahi ho aap.... aise koi maarta hai apne bacche ko...

malti ne phir bimla ko samjhaya bhujaya.... chanda ke paksh mein baat ki.... aur samjhaya ki abhi bhi kuch bigda nhi hai hum unke yaha jake maafi maang ke monika aur sanju ko vapas le aa sakte hai....

bimla ko bhi uski baat smjh mein aayi aur phir bimla malti chanda dholu aur kallu karke nikal pade chanda ke sasuraal....

idhar.....
dakuo ka jhund..... sita geeta aur papeeta matlab ki uske sath aur bhi logo ko leke apne kasbe mein pahuchte hai....

vaha pahuch ke....

sardaar.... - manglu.... bete idhar aaiyo...

manglu - ji sardaar....

sardaar - bete... hamari sanam bewafa kaha hai jara usko hamare saamne laaio...

manglu - sardaar..... sanam bewafa aapki kabse ho gayi sardaar voh toh koi chatankii se hero ki hai na....

sardaar - bete... bete.... manglu.... teri maa ki choo...... saale... mai apni vali sanam bewafa ki baat kar raha hu....

manglu - mai bhi toh vahi bol raha hu na sardaar.... ki aapki vali sanam bewafa kab release ho gayi.....

sardaar - release toh bahut pehle ho gayi hai ree.... lekin mujhe apne bhitar release karne ka mauka nahi diya ....

manglu - aaayyyyeeeeennn

sardaar - bas.... boshdike bete... bas... mai samjh gaya ki tere bas ka nahi hai jaa... tu apni maa chuda.... Aree bhima kaha hai re tu.... leke aa re meri us bewafa ko.....

bhima... - abhi laaya sardaar....

bhima ne chanda ki saas ko sardaar ke saamne paros diya...

bhima - ye lijiye sardaar....

sardaar - dekh bur ke ye hai sanam bewafa...

manglu - oh... ab smjha... ki is aurat ka naan sanam hai isne bewafa film mein kaam kiya hai hai na hai na... maine sahi kaha na sardaa...

sardaar - ... mere... bete... bete.... idhar... aa... waah.... waah... mere bete waah..... aaj pehli baar.... tune apne dimaag ka sahi istemaal kiya hai.... aaja... mere bete mere gale lag jaa.... aa aa munna aa....

manglu - sardaar.....
( apni baahien phailaa ke sardaar ki orr gale milne jaane laga...)

sardaar - chataaakkkk.... chataaaakkkk... chataaakkkk...... bhosdike.... jab dekho.... ool... jalool... baat karega... dimaag lagaya phir bhi galat he pakad paya....

manglu -

sardaar - bhaag bhosdike.... yaha se dur jaake ro....

manglu rote hue bhaag gaya...

sardaar - aur iski betiyaan kaha hai re bhima jara unko bhi toh hamare pass lao.... aur voh ek sundari thi na vaha jara us sundari ko bhi aadar purvak yaha leke aao....

sardaar ke saamne turant pesh kiya gaya....
sardaar - toh tum ho iski betiyaan....
kya naam hai tum dono ka....

dono kuch nhi bolti..
bhima - sardaar kuch pucch rahe hai bol.... bol warna goli daag dunga...

sardaar - bhima.... ye kya kar raha hai... bacchiyaan... hai.... aaram se....

bhima - sorry sardaar....

sardaar - batao... kya naam hai tumhara...

sanjana - ye log nhi batayengi.... sardaar.... mai he bata deti hu...

sardaar - Aree... Aree.. sundari ji.... aap khadi kyu hai....
bhima inko baithne ke liye khaat de...
bhima - ji sardaar...
ye lijiye baithiye...

sanjana - shukriya...

sardaar - toh kahiye aap... kya kah rahi thi...

sanjana - mai ye kah rahi thi ki inka naam hai sita aur geeta...

sardaar - accha.... bada he accha naam hai ji... aur aapke muh se sun ke toh aur bhi accha lag raha hai...

sanjana - shukriya...

sardaar - aur aapka naam kya hai ji...

sanjana - sanjana naam hai mera... pyaar se log mujhe sanju bulaate hai...

sardaar - ye sanju naam thoda mardaana nhi hai ji...

sanjana - hai toh sahi lekin mujhe vahi pasand hai...

sardaar - koi nhi ji aapko pasand hai toh hum bhi pasand kar lenge...

sardaar - sanju ji aapko kisi cheez ko jarurat ho toh bezizhak humse kahiyega hum aapki saari khawaish puri karunga....

sanjana - ji shukriya...

bhima - sardaar in baaki aurato ka kya kare....

sardaar - aapas mein baat lo...

bhima - job hukum sardaar.... aur is bewafa aur iski beti bahuon ka

sardaar - in logo ka kya karna hai ye mai kal tay karunga.... tab tak ke liye inko koi hath bhi nhi lagayega....
bhima - jo hukum sardaar....

bhima ( mann mein) - kahi is budao ka apne premika aur uski beti bahuon ko dekh pyaar toh nhi jaag gaya kahi ye inti mast mast maal dono laundiyo ko apni beti na bana le iske rang dhang se yahi lag raha hai ki iske dil ke armaan phir se jaag rahe hai.... mujhe in dono hirniyon mein se kisi ek ka bhog toh lagana he hai chahe jo bhi ho....




idhar.... chanda kallu dholu ke sath malti aur bimla jab chanda ke sasuraal pahuche toh vaha ki haalat dekh kr sab dang rah gaye...

chaaro taraf mardo ki laashien.... khoon kahi diwaaro par toh kahi zameen pe bikhra pada tha..... aur jab un sabhi ki nazar dulhe aur uske baap pe padi toh bimla ke muh se cheenk nikal gayi ....

bimla -+

chanda - kya hua maa....

bimla - tu vidhwa ho gayi beti tu vidhwa ho gayi....

kallu - par kaki ye kaise ho sakta hai...??

bimla - Kaise ho sakta hai kya matlab pati ki laash saamne padi hai voh mar chuka hai aisi aurat ko vidhwa nhi toh kya kahu...

dholu - kaki kallu sahi kah raha hai....

bimla - accha toh tu he bata aisa kya sahi kah diya isne...

dholu - ki.... kaki.... chanda didi ki toh shadi hui lekin voh 7 phereo se pehle he badal chuki thi.... isliye shadi shadi nhi thi... na toh monika ki dusri shadi hui aur na hi chanda didi ki shadi ho paayi.... aur iska matlab ye hai ki chanda didi abhi bhi kuwari hai na ki vidhwa....

bimla - accha accha... smjh gayi mai.... lekin ye sab yaha kya ho gaya hai.... yaha itni saari laashien kaise padi hai aur monika aur sanju kaha hai.... aakhir yaha hua kya hai...

kallu - mai aaas pass pados se pucch ke dekhta hu...

bimla - haa.... chal hum bhi tere sath chalte hai yaha in laasho ko dekh ke mujhe darr sa lag raha...

phir sabhi pass pados mein jaake pata karne jaate hai...

pados mein ek aadmi jaa raha tha...


kallu - bhai sahab suniye jara...

aadmi - kya hua...

kallu - aap bata sakte hai ki yaha is ghar mein aaj subah kya hua......

aadmi - haa... bhaiya... ab mai kya he batau... aaj subah subah... he daakuo ka jhund aaya aur is ghar ko samsaan bana ke chala gaya...

daku ka naam sunte he sabki gand phatt gayi...
bimla toh thar thar kaampne lagi...

kallu - aur vaha jo bhi auratien thi voh kaha gayi.. yaha toh bas mardo ki laash hai...

aadmi - voh voh... daakuo ne sabhi aurato ko utha liya.... aur apne sath le gaye....

malti - iska mtlb unhone sanju ko bhi utha liya hain...

dholu - lag toh yahi raha hai kaki....

kallu - ab kya kare.... police mein complaint kare kya...

dholu - haa.... yahi karna padega....

chanda - chalo phir jaldi police station chalo....

sabhi ek sath police station ke liye nikal pade...


idhar..... raat ko kasbe mein sone ki vyavastha kuch is prakaar ki gayi ki..... sanjana sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ko ek jagah pe ek tambu mein sone ko jagah diya gaya....

baaki aur utha ke laayi gayi auraton ko sabhi daku ne apne apne liye choose kar liya tha aur sabhi apni apni choose ki hui utha ke laayi aurat ko bajaane mein vayast thea....

sabhi ke tambu se aaahhhhhhh.... uhhhhhh.... ssshhhhhhhhh..... aaaaaahhhh...... fachaakkk... fachhakkkkkk.... facchkkkkk..... thappp.... thappp.... thaappp.... ki aawaz aaye jaa rahi thi.....

yahi sahi mauka paake..... sanjana ne urf sanju ne sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ko uthaya aur kaha....

sanjana - dekho.... abhi sabhi chudai mein vyast hai..... kisi ka dhyan is orr nhi hai..... hamare paas accha mauka hai yaha se bhaagne ka.. isse aacha mauka nhi milega yaha se rafoo chakkar hone ka


sanjana ki baat mein sabko dam laga.... aur sabhi uski baat maante hue vaha se nikal gaye....

sanju ke dimaag mein ek khayaal aaya.....
kyu na kuch toofaani kiya jaaye.....
isliye sanju ne un sabko vaha se nikalne ko kaha aur khud ruk gaya....

aur jo masaal jal rahi thi..... voh masaaal.... ko pakad ke ek jagah pe rakh diya aur barood ikkatha karne laga......

barood ikkatha karne ke baad sanju ne barood ko sabhi ke tambuo pe bicchhaane laga....
sanju ne sabhi ke tambhuo ke paas barood biccha diya aur phir masaal se aag laga dii... aag barood ke karan bhayanak roop lene lagi aur thodi he der mein sabhi tambuo ko jalaane lagi...... dhoo dhoo karke..... poora ka poora kasba jalne laga..... sanju ab vaha se nikal liya....

aur jldi se sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ke paas pahuch gaya....

monika - tum kaha gaye thea...

sanju - voh mai un sabko thikaane lagane gaya tha .....

sita geeta chanda ki saas - gaya tha.... ye kya bol rhi ho sanjana tum....

monika - ab waqt aa chuka hai sanju ki tum ab apna saara sach bata do....

sita - ye kya bol rahi ho tum bhabhi....

monika - mai sahi bol rhi hu..... na he mai tumhari bhabhi hu na he ye koi sanjana hai.... ye hai sanju..... aur monika ne sab sach bata diya....

sita geeta ki maa - kya... bol rhi ho tum....

sanju - ji monika bilkul sahi bol rahi hai....
humne bimla kaki ki izzat bachane ke liye ye Sab kiya tha....

geeta - tum logo ne hamare sath dhokha kiya hai..... tum log acche nhi ho dhokebaaz ho..

monika unko samjhaane ki koshish karti hai.... lekin voh log usko bhi khari khoti sunane lagti hai.....

aur sanju aur monika ko chhod ke alag he akele jaane lagti hai....

sanju - jaane do.... jaane do....
chalo ab ghar chale....
monika - lekin ghar jaake jab bimla kaki pucchegi toh kya jawab denge....

sanju - pata nhi.... lekin ghar toh jana he padega....

monika - ha... voh toh hai... chalo phir....

sanju aur monika ghar ke liye chal pade....

sanju aur monika ghar pahuch gaye....
toh menka se pata chala ki voh sabhi toh unko he lene gaye thea....
sanju - kya.... Arre.. menka phone karo unko aur batao ki hum ghar aa gaye hai...

menka : - haa haa laga rahi hu...
menka ne phone lagaya... aur sari baat bata di...
menka ke phone ke baad chanda &co sabhi ghar aa gaye.....
monika ne saari baat batai....
bimla ko bhi apni galti pr pachtaava hua ki usko apni beti ka biyaah aise he nhi karna chahiye tha...... aur sab kuch normal sa ho gaya....

lekin picture abhi baaki hai mere dost....
sardaar jo hagne ke liye nikal chuka tha..... jab voh aaya toh dekha uska kasba jala pada hua hai....... aur paancho.,... aurat ( sanjana sita geeta monika aur sita geeta ki maa) gayab hai

usko saara maajra smjh mein aa gaya....
sardaar - tune phir se mujhe dhoka diya...... pyaar toh tu mujhe pehle he dhoka de chuki thi lekin is baar tune mujhe dhoka dene ke sath sath mere kasbo valo ko bhi dardnaak maut diya hai....... iska badla liya jayega..... aur jarur liya jayega.....

idhar...... ye teeno maa betiyaan...... jungle mein bhatak gayi..... unko jungle se nikalne ka rasta nhi mil raha tha....

sita - maa ye hum ek he jagah pe baar baar kaise pahuch jaa rahe hai....

geeta - haa maa.....

SG-Maa- haa... beti... hum kabse ek he jagah pe ghum rahe hai...

tabhi shhhh.... shhhhh.... sshhhhh... ki aawaz hui.... aur ek bhayanak...... anaconda..... nikal ke saamne aaya........

jisko dekh ke teeno maa betiyon ki gaand phatt gayi....

idhar...... ghar pe saare mehmaano ko vida kar diya gaya.....

Shandaar update

 

[Bilal jan]

abhi..... sita geeta monika & sanju is shock se ubre he nhi thea ki chanda ki Saas aur us satdaar ( daku) premi jode rah chuke thea...

aur phir se sardaar ne ek naya bomb phod diya....
sardaar - le chalo sabhi auraton ko aur yaha ka saara samaan loot lo....

daku's - jo aagya sardaar....

sabhi daku sardaar ki baat ko maante hue.... waha upasthit sabhi auraton ko utha lete hai aur sath he sath vaha ka saara samaan loot le jaate hai....


idhar....
lata un dono behos ladko ko leke sumona ke pass pahuchti hai....

lata - parinaam malikaaa...

sumona :- Aree.... dasi maa aap mujhe parnaam kyu kar rahi hai.... aur mujhe malikaa kyu bula rahi hai... aap mujhe sumona beti he kaha kariye na usmein apna pan sa lagta hai...

lata - accha accha... thik hai baba...
" sumona beti " ab khus...

sumona :- haa.... ab bataiye kya baat hai...

lata - voh sumona beti mujhe aaj jungle mein vichran karte hue ye 2 ladke mile toh maine socha ki dekho kaisa garam garam khoon hai taaza jawann jab tum inka khoon piyogi aur inke taaze maansh ka bhog lagaogi toh kitna maja aayega yahi soch ke mai inko yaha pe le aayi....

sumona :+ oh meri pyaari.... dasi maa
aap kitna sochti ho mere baare mein.... itna toh mai khud bhi apne aap ke baare mein nhi sochti....



lata mushkura ke....
lata.... - kya karu ab apni bacchi ke baare mein uski maa na sochegi toh aur kaun socheha..

sumona - thank you dasi maa...

lata - wlcm... enjoy your... tasty tasty meal ...

sumona - haa...

lata ab un dono ladko ko sumona ko saup ke chali jaati hai....

idhar..... chanda ko hosh aa jata hai....
thodi he der mein doctors bahar aate hai...
kallu - kya hua doctor sahab..

doctor - ab voh khatre se bahar hai... aap unse mil sakte hai...

kallu - bahut bahut shukriya....

dholu - chal jaldi chanda didi ko dekhne....

kallu aur dholu dono chanda ko dekhne jaate hai...

dholu - chanda didi tum thik ho...

chanda - haa... mai ab thik hu dholu.... lekin sanju kaha hai.. voh nhi aaya kya....

kallu - voh sanju bhaiya na....**************-*************......
( phir kallu ne sanju aur monika ke baare mein bata diya jo unhone plane banaya tha..)

saari baat sunke....
chanda - kya....? ....

kallu - haa... didi...

chanda - ye kya kiya maine meri vajah se khaamakhaa sanju aur monika ko vaha phasna pada.....

dholu - Aree aap aisa kyu soch rhi hai mushkil ke ghadi mein apne he toh kaam aate hai na...
vaise ek baat bataiye didi ki aapne zeher kyu khaa liya tha..... agar aapko shadi nhi karni thi toh aap humko batati hum bimla kaki se baat karte shadi na karne ko bolte...

chanda - nhi... nhi.... maa nhi maanti
ab mai maa ko kya jawab dungi.... unse nazre kaise milaungi.... maa ko jab pata chalega ki maine shadi se bachne ke liye zeher khaa liya tha toh voh toh mujhpe baras he padengi...

dholu - aisa kuch nhi hoga didi hum hai na aapke sath

kallu - mai sanju bhaiya ko call karke bata deta hu ki chanda didi ko hosh aa gaya hai...

dholu - haa.. haa... laga phone...

chanda - nhi... nhi... tum log aisa kuch bhi nhi karoge.... ab mai sab sahi kar dungi mai jaakr apne sasuraal valo se maafi maang lungi aur unko sab sach bata dungi aur apni saheli aur sanju ko vaha ke pachde se bahar nikal lungi... mai ab aur kisi ko apni vajah se dukh nhi dena chahti.... aakhir ek na ek din sach sabke saamne aa he jaata toh aaj he mai us sach ko saamne laungi...

dholu - lekin...

chanda - lekin vekin kuch nhi.. mujhe ghar le chalo ab mai sabke saamne apna gunaah kabool karna chahti hu....

kallu aur dholu ko uski baat maan ni padi....

kallu aur dholu chanda ko lekar ghar chale gaye...

ghar pe bimla aur malti mehmaano ke sath baatcheet mein vyast thi...
tabhi chanda kallu aur dholu ke sath ghar mein enter hoti hai... jisko dekh bimla...
bimla daudhte hue uske paas aati hai....
bimla - beti... beti kya hua teri aisi haalat kaise hui... teri maang suni kyu hai... bata... bata na... tu yaha kyu chali aayi hai....

chanda apni maa bimla ke pair mein girke rote hue apna gunaah kabool karti hai....
saare mehmaan jo vaha upasthit thea... sabhi badi hairat bhari nazro se chanda ko dekhne lagte hai...

bimla ne jaise he sacchai jaani.... usne aaw dekha na taaw jo thappado ki barsaat chanda pe karni shuru ki.... ki kya batau.... chataaakkk... chataaaakkk... chataakakk...
kalmuhi.... naak kata di tune meri... aakhir mar kyu nhi gayi tu.... bata tune aisa kyu kiya......
agar karni he nhi thi shadi toh bataya kyu nhi... mana kar deti...

kallu aur dholu vahi khade khade saara tamaasa dekhte rahe...
malti ne aake bimla ko roka.... aur
malti - bimla didi ruk jao.. ye kya kar rahi ho aap.... aise koi maarta hai apne bacche ko...

malti ne phir bimla ko samjhaya bhujaya.... chanda ke paksh mein baat ki.... aur samjhaya ki abhi bhi kuch bigda nhi hai hum unke yaha jake maafi maang ke monika aur sanju ko vapas le aa sakte hai....

bimla ko bhi uski baat smjh mein aayi aur phir bimla malti chanda dholu aur kallu karke nikal pade chanda ke sasuraal....

idhar.....
dakuo ka jhund..... sita geeta aur papeeta matlab ki uske sath aur bhi logo ko leke apne kasbe mein pahuchte hai....

vaha pahuch ke....

sardaar.... - manglu.... bete idhar aaiyo...

manglu - ji sardaar....

sardaar - bete... hamari sanam bewafa kaha hai jara usko hamare saamne laaio...

manglu - sardaar..... sanam bewafa aapki kabse ho gayi sardaar voh toh koi chatankii se hero ki hai na....

sardaar - bete... bete.... manglu.... teri maa ki choo...... saale... mai apni vali sanam bewafa ki baat kar raha hu....

manglu - mai bhi toh vahi bol raha hu na sardaar.... ki aapki vali sanam bewafa kab release ho gayi.....

sardaar - release toh bahut pehle ho gayi hai ree.... lekin mujhe apne bhitar release karne ka mauka nahi diya ....

manglu - aaayyyyeeeeennn

sardaar - bas.... boshdike bete... bas... mai samjh gaya ki tere bas ka nahi hai jaa... tu apni maa chuda.... Aree bhima kaha hai re tu.... leke aa re meri us bewafa ko.....

bhima... - abhi laaya sardaar....

bhima ne chanda ki saas ko sardaar ke saamne paros diya...

bhima - ye lijiye sardaar....

sardaar - dekh bur ke ye hai sanam bewafa...

manglu - oh... ab smjha... ki is aurat ka naan sanam hai isne bewafa film mein kaam kiya hai hai na hai na... maine sahi kaha na sardaa...

sardaar - ... mere... bete... bete.... idhar... aa... waah.... waah... mere bete waah..... aaj pehli baar.... tune apne dimaag ka sahi istemaal kiya hai.... aaja... mere bete mere gale lag jaa.... aa aa munna aa....

manglu - sardaar.....
( apni baahien phailaa ke sardaar ki orr gale milne jaane laga...)

sardaar - chataaakkkk.... chataaaakkkk... chataaakkkk...... bhosdike.... jab dekho.... ool... jalool... baat karega... dimaag lagaya phir bhi galat he pakad paya....

manglu -

sardaar - bhaag bhosdike.... yaha se dur jaake ro....

manglu rote hue bhaag gaya...

sardaar - aur iski betiyaan kaha hai re bhima jara unko bhi toh hamare pass lao.... aur voh ek sundari thi na vaha jara us sundari ko bhi aadar purvak yaha leke aao....

sardaar ke saamne turant pesh kiya gaya....
sardaar - toh tum ho iski betiyaan....
kya naam hai tum dono ka....

dono kuch nhi bolti..
bhima - sardaar kuch pucch rahe hai bol.... bol warna goli daag dunga...

sardaar - bhima.... ye kya kar raha hai... bacchiyaan... hai.... aaram se....

bhima - sorry sardaar....

sardaar - batao... kya naam hai tumhara...

sanjana - ye log nhi batayengi.... sardaar.... mai he bata deti hu...

sardaar - Aree... Aree.. sundari ji.... aap khadi kyu hai....
bhima inko baithne ke liye khaat de...
bhima - ji sardaar...
ye lijiye baithiye...

sanjana - shukriya...

sardaar - toh kahiye aap... kya kah rahi thi...

sanjana - mai ye kah rahi thi ki inka naam hai sita aur geeta...

sardaar - accha.... bada he accha naam hai ji... aur aapke muh se sun ke toh aur bhi accha lag raha hai...

sanjana - shukriya...

sardaar - aur aapka naam kya hai ji...

sanjana - sanjana naam hai mera... pyaar se log mujhe sanju bulaate hai...

sardaar - ye sanju naam thoda mardaana nhi hai ji...

sanjana - hai toh sahi lekin mujhe vahi pasand hai...

sardaar - koi nhi ji aapko pasand hai toh hum bhi pasand kar lenge...

sardaar - sanju ji aapko kisi cheez ko jarurat ho toh bezizhak humse kahiyega hum aapki saari khawaish puri karunga....

sanjana - ji shukriya...

bhima - sardaar in baaki aurato ka kya kare....

sardaar - aapas mein baat lo...

bhima - job hukum sardaar.... aur is bewafa aur iski beti bahuon ka

sardaar - in logo ka kya karna hai ye mai kal tay karunga.... tab tak ke liye inko koi hath bhi nhi lagayega....
bhima - jo hukum sardaar....

bhima ( mann mein) - kahi is budao ka apne premika aur uski beti bahuon ko dekh pyaar toh nhi jaag gaya kahi ye inti mast mast maal dono laundiyo ko apni beti na bana le iske rang dhang se yahi lag raha hai ki iske dil ke armaan phir se jaag rahe hai.... mujhe in dono hirniyon mein se kisi ek ka bhog toh lagana he hai chahe jo bhi ho....




idhar.... chanda kallu dholu ke sath malti aur bimla jab chanda ke sasuraal pahuche toh vaha ki haalat dekh kr sab dang rah gaye...

chaaro taraf mardo ki laashien.... khoon kahi diwaaro par toh kahi zameen pe bikhra pada tha..... aur jab un sabhi ki nazar dulhe aur uske baap pe padi toh bimla ke muh se cheenk nikal gayi ....

bimla -+

chanda - kya hua maa....

bimla - tu vidhwa ho gayi beti tu vidhwa ho gayi....

kallu - par kaki ye kaise ho sakta hai...??

bimla - Kaise ho sakta hai kya matlab pati ki laash saamne padi hai voh mar chuka hai aisi aurat ko vidhwa nhi toh kya kahu...

dholu - kaki kallu sahi kah raha hai....

bimla - accha toh tu he bata aisa kya sahi kah diya isne...

dholu - ki.... kaki.... chanda didi ki toh shadi hui lekin voh 7 phereo se pehle he badal chuki thi.... isliye shadi shadi nhi thi... na toh monika ki dusri shadi hui aur na hi chanda didi ki shadi ho paayi.... aur iska matlab ye hai ki chanda didi abhi bhi kuwari hai na ki vidhwa....

bimla - accha accha... smjh gayi mai.... lekin ye sab yaha kya ho gaya hai.... yaha itni saari laashien kaise padi hai aur monika aur sanju kaha hai.... aakhir yaha hua kya hai...

kallu - mai aaas pass pados se pucch ke dekhta hu...

bimla - haa.... chal hum bhi tere sath chalte hai yaha in laasho ko dekh ke mujhe darr sa lag raha...

phir sabhi pass pados mein jaake pata karne jaate hai...

pados mein ek aadmi jaa raha tha...


kallu - bhai sahab suniye jara...

aadmi - kya hua...

kallu - aap bata sakte hai ki yaha is ghar mein aaj subah kya hua......

aadmi - haa... bhaiya... ab mai kya he batau... aaj subah subah... he daakuo ka jhund aaya aur is ghar ko samsaan bana ke chala gaya...

daku ka naam sunte he sabki gand phatt gayi...
bimla toh thar thar kaampne lagi...

kallu - aur vaha jo bhi auratien thi voh kaha gayi.. yaha toh bas mardo ki laash hai...

aadmi - voh voh... daakuo ne sabhi aurato ko utha liya.... aur apne sath le gaye....

malti - iska mtlb unhone sanju ko bhi utha liya hain...

dholu - lag toh yahi raha hai kaki....

kallu - ab kya kare.... police mein complaint kare kya...

dholu - haa.... yahi karna padega....

chanda - chalo phir jaldi police station chalo....

sabhi ek sath police station ke liye nikal pade...


idhar..... raat ko kasbe mein sone ki vyavastha kuch is prakaar ki gayi ki..... sanjana sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ko ek jagah pe ek tambu mein sone ko jagah diya gaya....

baaki aur utha ke laayi gayi auraton ko sabhi daku ne apne apne liye choose kar liya tha aur sabhi apni apni choose ki hui utha ke laayi aurat ko bajaane mein vayast thea....

sabhi ke tambu se aaahhhhhhh.... uhhhhhh.... ssshhhhhhhhh..... aaaaaahhhh...... fachaakkk... fachhakkkkkk.... facchkkkkk..... thappp.... thappp.... thaappp.... ki aawaz aaye jaa rahi thi.....

yahi sahi mauka paake..... sanjana ne urf sanju ne sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ko uthaya aur kaha....

sanjana - dekho.... abhi sabhi chudai mein vyast hai..... kisi ka dhyan is orr nhi hai..... hamare paas accha mauka hai yaha se bhaagne ka.. isse aacha mauka nhi milega yaha se rafoo chakkar hone ka


sanjana ki baat mein sabko dam laga.... aur sabhi uski baat maante hue vaha se nikal gaye....

sanju ke dimaag mein ek khayaal aaya.....
kyu na kuch toofaani kiya jaaye.....
isliye sanju ne un sabko vaha se nikalne ko kaha aur khud ruk gaya....

aur jo masaal jal rahi thi..... voh masaaal.... ko pakad ke ek jagah pe rakh diya aur barood ikkatha karne laga......

barood ikkatha karne ke baad sanju ne barood ko sabhi ke tambuo pe bicchhaane laga....
sanju ne sabhi ke tambhuo ke paas barood biccha diya aur phir masaal se aag laga dii... aag barood ke karan bhayanak roop lene lagi aur thodi he der mein sabhi tambuo ko jalaane lagi...... dhoo dhoo karke..... poora ka poora kasba jalne laga..... sanju ab vaha se nikal liya....

aur jldi se sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ke paas pahuch gaya....

monika - tum kaha gaye thea...

sanju - voh mai un sabko thikaane lagane gaya tha .....

sita geeta chanda ki saas - gaya tha.... ye kya bol rhi ho sanjana tum....

monika - ab waqt aa chuka hai sanju ki tum ab apna saara sach bata do....

sita - ye kya bol rahi ho tum bhabhi....

monika - mai sahi bol rhi hu..... na he mai tumhari bhabhi hu na he ye koi sanjana hai.... ye hai sanju..... aur monika ne sab sach bata diya....

sita geeta ki maa - kya... bol rhi ho tum....

sanju - ji monika bilkul sahi bol rahi hai....
humne bimla kaki ki izzat bachane ke liye ye Sab kiya tha....

geeta - tum logo ne hamare sath dhokha kiya hai..... tum log acche nhi ho dhokebaaz ho..

monika unko samjhaane ki koshish karti hai.... lekin voh log usko bhi khari khoti sunane lagti hai.....

aur sanju aur monika ko chhod ke alag he akele jaane lagti hai....

sanju - jaane do.... jaane do....
chalo ab ghar chale....
monika - lekin ghar jaake jab bimla kaki pucchegi toh kya jawab denge....

sanju - pata nhi.... lekin ghar toh jana he padega....

monika - ha... voh toh hai... chalo phir....

sanju aur monika ghar ke liye chal pade....

sanju aur monika ghar pahuch gaye....
toh menka se pata chala ki voh sabhi toh unko he lene gaye thea....
sanju - kya.... Arre.. menka phone karo unko aur batao ki hum ghar aa gaye hai...

menka : - haa haa laga rahi hu...
menka ne phone lagaya... aur sari baat bata di...
menka ke phone ke baad chanda &co sabhi ghar aa gaye.....
monika ne saari baat batai....
bimla ko bhi apni galti pr pachtaava hua ki usko apni beti ka biyaah aise he nhi karna chahiye tha...... aur sab kuch normal sa ho gaya....

lekin picture abhi baaki hai mere dost....
sardaar jo hagne ke liye nikal chuka tha..... jab voh aaya toh dekha uska kasba jala pada hua hai....... aur paancho.,... aurat ( sanjana sita geeta monika aur sita geeta ki maa) gayab hai

usko saara maajra smjh mein aa gaya....
sardaar - tune phir se mujhe dhoka diya...... pyaar toh tu mujhe pehle he dhoka de chuki thi lekin is baar tune mujhe dhoka dene ke sath sath mere kasbo valo ko bhi dardnaak maut diya hai....... iska badla liya jayega..... aur jarur liya jayega.....

idhar...... ye teeno maa betiyaan...... jungle mein bhatak gayi..... unko jungle se nikalne ka rasta nhi mil raha tha....

sita - maa ye hum ek he jagah pe baar baar kaise pahuch jaa rahe hai....

geeta - haa maa.....

SG-Maa- haa... beti... hum kabse ek he jagah pe ghum rahe hai...

tabhi shhhh.... shhhhh.... sshhhhh... ki aawaz hui.... aur ek bhayanak...... anaconda..... nikal ke saamne aaya........

jisko dekh ke teeno maa betiyon ki gaand phatt gayi....

idhar...... ghar pe saare mehmaano ko vida kar diya gaya.....

Awesome update

 

[Bilal jan]

abhi..... sita geeta monika & sanju is shock se ubre he nhi thea ki chanda ki Saas aur us satdaar ( daku) premi jode rah chuke thea...

aur phir se sardaar ne ek naya bomb phod diya....
sardaar - le chalo sabhi auraton ko aur yaha ka saara samaan loot lo....

daku's - jo aagya sardaar....

sabhi daku sardaar ki baat ko maante hue.... waha upasthit sabhi auraton ko utha lete hai aur sath he sath vaha ka saara samaan loot le jaate hai....


idhar....
lata un dono behos ladko ko leke sumona ke pass pahuchti hai....

lata - parinaam malikaaa...

sumona :- Aree.... dasi maa aap mujhe parnaam kyu kar rahi hai.... aur mujhe malikaa kyu bula rahi hai... aap mujhe sumona beti he kaha kariye na usmein apna pan sa lagta hai...

lata - accha accha... thik hai baba...
" sumona beti " ab khus...

sumona :- haa.... ab bataiye kya baat hai...

lata - voh sumona beti mujhe aaj jungle mein vichran karte hue ye 2 ladke mile toh maine socha ki dekho kaisa garam garam khoon hai taaza jawann jab tum inka khoon piyogi aur inke taaze maansh ka bhog lagaogi toh kitna maja aayega yahi soch ke mai inko yaha pe le aayi....

sumona :+ oh meri pyaari.... dasi maa
aap kitna sochti ho mere baare mein.... itna toh mai khud bhi apne aap ke baare mein nhi sochti....



lata mushkura ke....
lata.... - kya karu ab apni bacchi ke baare mein uski maa na sochegi toh aur kaun socheha..

sumona - thank you dasi maa...

lata - wlcm... enjoy your... tasty tasty meal ...

sumona - haa...

lata ab un dono ladko ko sumona ko saup ke chali jaati hai....

idhar..... chanda ko hosh aa jata hai....
thodi he der mein doctors bahar aate hai...
kallu - kya hua doctor sahab..

doctor - ab voh khatre se bahar hai... aap unse mil sakte hai...

kallu - bahut bahut shukriya....

dholu - chal jaldi chanda didi ko dekhne....

kallu aur dholu dono chanda ko dekhne jaate hai...

dholu - chanda didi tum thik ho...

chanda - haa... mai ab thik hu dholu.... lekin sanju kaha hai.. voh nhi aaya kya....

kallu - voh sanju bhaiya na....**************-*************......
( phir kallu ne sanju aur monika ke baare mein bata diya jo unhone plane banaya tha..)

saari baat sunke....
chanda - kya....? ....

kallu - haa... didi...

chanda - ye kya kiya maine meri vajah se khaamakhaa sanju aur monika ko vaha phasna pada.....

dholu - Aree aap aisa kyu soch rhi hai mushkil ke ghadi mein apne he toh kaam aate hai na...
vaise ek baat bataiye didi ki aapne zeher kyu khaa liya tha..... agar aapko shadi nhi karni thi toh aap humko batati hum bimla kaki se baat karte shadi na karne ko bolte...

chanda - nhi... nhi.... maa nhi maanti
ab mai maa ko kya jawab dungi.... unse nazre kaise milaungi.... maa ko jab pata chalega ki maine shadi se bachne ke liye zeher khaa liya tha toh voh toh mujhpe baras he padengi...

dholu - aisa kuch nhi hoga didi hum hai na aapke sath

kallu - mai sanju bhaiya ko call karke bata deta hu ki chanda didi ko hosh aa gaya hai...

dholu - haa.. haa... laga phone...

chanda - nhi... nhi... tum log aisa kuch bhi nhi karoge.... ab mai sab sahi kar dungi mai jaakr apne sasuraal valo se maafi maang lungi aur unko sab sach bata dungi aur apni saheli aur sanju ko vaha ke pachde se bahar nikal lungi... mai ab aur kisi ko apni vajah se dukh nhi dena chahti.... aakhir ek na ek din sach sabke saamne aa he jaata toh aaj he mai us sach ko saamne laungi...

dholu - lekin...

chanda - lekin vekin kuch nhi.. mujhe ghar le chalo ab mai sabke saamne apna gunaah kabool karna chahti hu....

kallu aur dholu ko uski baat maan ni padi....

kallu aur dholu chanda ko lekar ghar chale gaye...

ghar pe bimla aur malti mehmaano ke sath baatcheet mein vyast thi...
tabhi chanda kallu aur dholu ke sath ghar mein enter hoti hai... jisko dekh bimla...
bimla daudhte hue uske paas aati hai....
bimla - beti... beti kya hua teri aisi haalat kaise hui... teri maang suni kyu hai... bata... bata na... tu yaha kyu chali aayi hai....

chanda apni maa bimla ke pair mein girke rote hue apna gunaah kabool karti hai....
saare mehmaan jo vaha upasthit thea... sabhi badi hairat bhari nazro se chanda ko dekhne lagte hai...

bimla ne jaise he sacchai jaani.... usne aaw dekha na taaw jo thappado ki barsaat chanda pe karni shuru ki.... ki kya batau.... chataaakkk... chataaaakkk... chataakakk...
kalmuhi.... naak kata di tune meri... aakhir mar kyu nhi gayi tu.... bata tune aisa kyu kiya......
agar karni he nhi thi shadi toh bataya kyu nhi... mana kar deti...

kallu aur dholu vahi khade khade saara tamaasa dekhte rahe...
malti ne aake bimla ko roka.... aur
malti - bimla didi ruk jao.. ye kya kar rahi ho aap.... aise koi maarta hai apne bacche ko...

malti ne phir bimla ko samjhaya bhujaya.... chanda ke paksh mein baat ki.... aur samjhaya ki abhi bhi kuch bigda nhi hai hum unke yaha jake maafi maang ke monika aur sanju ko vapas le aa sakte hai....

bimla ko bhi uski baat smjh mein aayi aur phir bimla malti chanda dholu aur kallu karke nikal pade chanda ke sasuraal....

idhar.....
dakuo ka jhund..... sita geeta aur papeeta matlab ki uske sath aur bhi logo ko leke apne kasbe mein pahuchte hai....

vaha pahuch ke....

sardaar.... - manglu.... bete idhar aaiyo...

manglu - ji sardaar....

sardaar - bete... hamari sanam bewafa kaha hai jara usko hamare saamne laaio...

manglu - sardaar..... sanam bewafa aapki kabse ho gayi sardaar voh toh koi chatankii se hero ki hai na....

sardaar - bete... bete.... manglu.... teri maa ki choo...... saale... mai apni vali sanam bewafa ki baat kar raha hu....

manglu - mai bhi toh vahi bol raha hu na sardaar.... ki aapki vali sanam bewafa kab release ho gayi.....

sardaar - release toh bahut pehle ho gayi hai ree.... lekin mujhe apne bhitar release karne ka mauka nahi diya ....

manglu - aaayyyyeeeeennn

sardaar - bas.... boshdike bete... bas... mai samjh gaya ki tere bas ka nahi hai jaa... tu apni maa chuda.... Aree bhima kaha hai re tu.... leke aa re meri us bewafa ko.....

bhima... - abhi laaya sardaar....

bhima ne chanda ki saas ko sardaar ke saamne paros diya...

bhima - ye lijiye sardaar....

sardaar - dekh bur ke ye hai sanam bewafa...

manglu - oh... ab smjha... ki is aurat ka naan sanam hai isne bewafa film mein kaam kiya hai hai na hai na... maine sahi kaha na sardaa...

sardaar - ... mere... bete... bete.... idhar... aa... waah.... waah... mere bete waah..... aaj pehli baar.... tune apne dimaag ka sahi istemaal kiya hai.... aaja... mere bete mere gale lag jaa.... aa aa munna aa....

manglu - sardaar.....
( apni baahien phailaa ke sardaar ki orr gale milne jaane laga...)

sardaar - chataaakkkk.... chataaaakkkk... chataaakkkk...... bhosdike.... jab dekho.... ool... jalool... baat karega... dimaag lagaya phir bhi galat he pakad paya....

manglu -

sardaar - bhaag bhosdike.... yaha se dur jaake ro....

manglu rote hue bhaag gaya...

sardaar - aur iski betiyaan kaha hai re bhima jara unko bhi toh hamare pass lao.... aur voh ek sundari thi na vaha jara us sundari ko bhi aadar purvak yaha leke aao....

sardaar ke saamne turant pesh kiya gaya....
sardaar - toh tum ho iski betiyaan....
kya naam hai tum dono ka....

dono kuch nhi bolti..
bhima - sardaar kuch pucch rahe hai bol.... bol warna goli daag dunga...

sardaar - bhima.... ye kya kar raha hai... bacchiyaan... hai.... aaram se....

bhima - sorry sardaar....

sardaar - batao... kya naam hai tumhara...

sanjana - ye log nhi batayengi.... sardaar.... mai he bata deti hu...

sardaar - Aree... Aree.. sundari ji.... aap khadi kyu hai....
bhima inko baithne ke liye khaat de...
bhima - ji sardaar...
ye lijiye baithiye...

sanjana - shukriya...

sardaar - toh kahiye aap... kya kah rahi thi...

sanjana - mai ye kah rahi thi ki inka naam hai sita aur geeta...

sardaar - accha.... bada he accha naam hai ji... aur aapke muh se sun ke toh aur bhi accha lag raha hai...

sanjana - shukriya...

sardaar - aur aapka naam kya hai ji...

sanjana - sanjana naam hai mera... pyaar se log mujhe sanju bulaate hai...

sardaar - ye sanju naam thoda mardaana nhi hai ji...

sanjana - hai toh sahi lekin mujhe vahi pasand hai...

sardaar - koi nhi ji aapko pasand hai toh hum bhi pasand kar lenge...

sardaar - sanju ji aapko kisi cheez ko jarurat ho toh bezizhak humse kahiyega hum aapki saari khawaish puri karunga....

sanjana - ji shukriya...

bhima - sardaar in baaki aurato ka kya kare....

sardaar - aapas mein baat lo...

bhima - job hukum sardaar.... aur is bewafa aur iski beti bahuon ka

sardaar - in logo ka kya karna hai ye mai kal tay karunga.... tab tak ke liye inko koi hath bhi nhi lagayega....
bhima - jo hukum sardaar....

bhima ( mann mein) - kahi is budao ka apne premika aur uski beti bahuon ko dekh pyaar toh nhi jaag gaya kahi ye inti mast mast maal dono laundiyo ko apni beti na bana le iske rang dhang se yahi lag raha hai ki iske dil ke armaan phir se jaag rahe hai.... mujhe in dono hirniyon mein se kisi ek ka bhog toh lagana he hai chahe jo bhi ho....




idhar.... chanda kallu dholu ke sath malti aur bimla jab chanda ke sasuraal pahuche toh vaha ki haalat dekh kr sab dang rah gaye...

chaaro taraf mardo ki laashien.... khoon kahi diwaaro par toh kahi zameen pe bikhra pada tha..... aur jab un sabhi ki nazar dulhe aur uske baap pe padi toh bimla ke muh se cheenk nikal gayi ....

bimla -+

chanda - kya hua maa....

bimla - tu vidhwa ho gayi beti tu vidhwa ho gayi....

kallu - par kaki ye kaise ho sakta hai...??

bimla - Kaise ho sakta hai kya matlab pati ki laash saamne padi hai voh mar chuka hai aisi aurat ko vidhwa nhi toh kya kahu...

dholu - kaki kallu sahi kah raha hai....

bimla - accha toh tu he bata aisa kya sahi kah diya isne...

dholu - ki.... kaki.... chanda didi ki toh shadi hui lekin voh 7 phereo se pehle he badal chuki thi.... isliye shadi shadi nhi thi... na toh monika ki dusri shadi hui aur na hi chanda didi ki shadi ho paayi.... aur iska matlab ye hai ki chanda didi abhi bhi kuwari hai na ki vidhwa....

bimla - accha accha... smjh gayi mai.... lekin ye sab yaha kya ho gaya hai.... yaha itni saari laashien kaise padi hai aur monika aur sanju kaha hai.... aakhir yaha hua kya hai...

kallu - mai aaas pass pados se pucch ke dekhta hu...

bimla - haa.... chal hum bhi tere sath chalte hai yaha in laasho ko dekh ke mujhe darr sa lag raha...

phir sabhi pass pados mein jaake pata karne jaate hai...

pados mein ek aadmi jaa raha tha...


kallu - bhai sahab suniye jara...

aadmi - kya hua...

kallu - aap bata sakte hai ki yaha is ghar mein aaj subah kya hua......

aadmi - haa... bhaiya... ab mai kya he batau... aaj subah subah... he daakuo ka jhund aaya aur is ghar ko samsaan bana ke chala gaya...

daku ka naam sunte he sabki gand phatt gayi...
bimla toh thar thar kaampne lagi...

kallu - aur vaha jo bhi auratien thi voh kaha gayi.. yaha toh bas mardo ki laash hai...

aadmi - voh voh... daakuo ne sabhi aurato ko utha liya.... aur apne sath le gaye....

malti - iska mtlb unhone sanju ko bhi utha liya hain...

dholu - lag toh yahi raha hai kaki....

kallu - ab kya kare.... police mein complaint kare kya...

dholu - haa.... yahi karna padega....

chanda - chalo phir jaldi police station chalo....

sabhi ek sath police station ke liye nikal pade...


idhar..... raat ko kasbe mein sone ki vyavastha kuch is prakaar ki gayi ki..... sanjana sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ko ek jagah pe ek tambu mein sone ko jagah diya gaya....

baaki aur utha ke laayi gayi auraton ko sabhi daku ne apne apne liye choose kar liya tha aur sabhi apni apni choose ki hui utha ke laayi aurat ko bajaane mein vayast thea....

sabhi ke tambu se aaahhhhhhh.... uhhhhhh.... ssshhhhhhhhh..... aaaaaahhhh...... fachaakkk... fachhakkkkkk.... facchkkkkk..... thappp.... thappp.... thaappp.... ki aawaz aaye jaa rahi thi.....

yahi sahi mauka paake..... sanjana ne urf sanju ne sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ko uthaya aur kaha....

sanjana - dekho.... abhi sabhi chudai mein vyast hai..... kisi ka dhyan is orr nhi hai..... hamare paas accha mauka hai yaha se bhaagne ka.. isse aacha mauka nhi milega yaha se rafoo chakkar hone ka


sanjana ki baat mein sabko dam laga.... aur sabhi uski baat maante hue vaha se nikal gaye....

sanju ke dimaag mein ek khayaal aaya.....
kyu na kuch toofaani kiya jaaye.....
isliye sanju ne un sabko vaha se nikalne ko kaha aur khud ruk gaya....

aur jo masaal jal rahi thi..... voh masaaal.... ko pakad ke ek jagah pe rakh diya aur barood ikkatha karne laga......

barood ikkatha karne ke baad sanju ne barood ko sabhi ke tambuo pe bicchhaane laga....
sanju ne sabhi ke tambhuo ke paas barood biccha diya aur phir masaal se aag laga dii... aag barood ke karan bhayanak roop lene lagi aur thodi he der mein sabhi tambuo ko jalaane lagi...... dhoo dhoo karke..... poora ka poora kasba jalne laga..... sanju ab vaha se nikal liya....

aur jldi se sita geeta monika aur chanda ki saas ke paas pahuch gaya....

monika - tum kaha gaye thea...

sanju - voh mai un sabko thikaane lagane gaya tha .....

sita geeta chanda ki saas - gaya tha.... ye kya bol rhi ho sanjana tum....

monika - ab waqt aa chuka hai sanju ki tum ab apna saara sach bata do....

sita - ye kya bol rahi ho tum bhabhi....

monika - mai sahi bol rhi hu..... na he mai tumhari bhabhi hu na he ye koi sanjana hai.... ye hai sanju..... aur monika ne sab sach bata diya....

sita geeta ki maa - kya... bol rhi ho tum....

sanju - ji monika bilkul sahi bol rahi hai....
humne bimla kaki ki izzat bachane ke liye ye Sab kiya tha....

geeta - tum logo ne hamare sath dhokha kiya hai..... tum log acche nhi ho dhokebaaz ho..

monika unko samjhaane ki koshish karti hai.... lekin voh log usko bhi khari khoti sunane lagti hai.....

aur sanju aur monika ko chhod ke alag he akele jaane lagti hai....

sanju - jaane do.... jaane do....
chalo ab ghar chale....
monika - lekin ghar jaake jab bimla kaki pucchegi toh kya jawab denge....

sanju - pata nhi.... lekin ghar toh jana he padega....

monika - ha... voh toh hai... chalo phir....

sanju aur monika ghar ke liye chal pade....

sanju aur monika ghar pahuch gaye....
toh menka se pata chala ki voh sabhi toh unko he lene gaye thea....
sanju - kya.... Arre.. menka phone karo unko aur batao ki hum ghar aa gaye hai...

menka : - haa haa laga rahi hu...
menka ne phone lagaya... aur sari baat bata di...
menka ke phone ke baad chanda &co sabhi ghar aa gaye.....
monika ne saari baat batai....
bimla ko bhi apni galti pr pachtaava hua ki usko apni beti ka biyaah aise he nhi karna chahiye tha...... aur sab kuch normal sa ho gaya....

lekin picture abhi baaki hai mere dost....
sardaar jo hagne ke liye nikal chuka tha..... jab voh aaya toh dekha uska kasba jala pada hua hai....... aur paancho.,... aurat ( sanjana sita geeta monika aur sita geeta ki maa) gayab hai

usko saara maajra smjh mein aa gaya....
sardaar - tune phir se mujhe dhoka diya...... pyaar toh tu mujhe pehle he dhoka de chuki thi lekin is baar tune mujhe dhoka dene ke sath sath mere kasbo valo ko bhi dardnaak maut diya hai....... iska badla liya jayega..... aur jarur liya jayega.....

idhar...... ye teeno maa betiyaan...... jungle mein bhatak gayi..... unko jungle se nikalne ka rasta nhi mil raha tha....

sita - maa ye hum ek he jagah pe baar baar kaise pahuch jaa rahe hai....

geeta - haa maa.....

SG-Maa- haa... beti... hum kabse ek he jagah pe ghum rahe hai...

tabhi shhhh.... shhhhh.... sshhhhh... ki aawaz hui.... aur ek bhayanak...... anaconda..... nikal ke saamne aaya........

jisko dekh ke teeno maa betiyon ki gaand phatt gayi....

idhar...... ghar pe saare mehmaano ko vida kar diya gaya.....

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sab kuch normal sa ho gaya tha.....
chanda ko bhi bimla ne maaf kar diya tha....
sab pehle ki tarah he chal raha tha....
tabhi..... malti ko kisi ka phone aaya....
malti - hello..... haa kaun....
udhar se - hello humko nahi pehchaani.... hum bol rahi hu tumhari bua.....

malti - haii... daiyaa.... bua ji.... itne dino baad phone ki hai.... parnaam parnaam....

udhar se bua ji... - khus raho... bitiyaa...

malti - aur ka haal chaal.... sab thik baa...

bua ji - nhi... bitiya sab thik nhi baa.... bitiya...

malti - aisa kaahe bol rahi ho bua kya hua...

bua ji - bitiya.... tumhara fufa Ji.... .... nipat gaye....

malti - haaii.... daiyaa... ye kab hua....

bua ji - kal he raat ki baat hai bitiya....

malti - achanak kaise...

bua - pata nhi. .. tum yaha aa jao bitiya..

malti - ji bua ji... hum jarur aayenge....
accha thik hai bua ji ab hum phone rakhte hai....

bua - thik baa bitiya....

malti ne ab phone rakh diya...
malti ( ab kya karu.... jana toh padega.... lekin bua ji ka ghar toh bahut dur hai akele kaise jau.... bimla didi ko sath mein chalne ko kahti hu..... haa... ye thik rahega....)

malti - a... a... bimla didi.... kaha ho zara idhar aana toh....

bimla - Kya hua malti...

malti - voh na tumse eko baat karni thi.

bimla - haa.. bolo.... kya baat karni hai....

malti - voh baat darasal ye hai ki.... humare fufa ji nipat gaye toh hamri bua humko apne yaha bulayi hai.... toh hum soche akele kaha itni dur ko jaayenge isliye hum soche tum bhi hamare sath chalogi toh accha rahega...

bimla ( mann mein) - ye chinaal toh mujhe bhi apne sath le jaana chahti hai aise faltu jagah pe.... lekin kya karu iski baat nhi maani toh iski saari property jo apne naam karne wali hu usme aana kaani kar degi ye chhinaliya.... isse accha hai iski baat maan leti hu...

malti - kya hua didi....

bimla - kuch nhi.... accha thik hai toh mai bhi tere sath chal lungi....

malti - khus hote hue thank you bimla jiji...

bimla - isme thank you ki kya baat ab hum ek parivaar hai aur parivaar he parivaar ke kaam nhi aayega toh kya fayda.....

malti - haaa... ye baat aapne sahi kahi didi.... lekin ek baat ka tension hai...

bimla - tension.... kiska....

malti - jiji... voh aapko toh pata he hai ki chanda aur menka dono he monika ke sath uske yaha kuch dino ke liye chali gayi hai...

bimla - haa... pata hai mujhe kal he toh gayi hai kah rahi thi ki 1 aat hafte ruk ke aayengi...

malti - haa... aur ab hum dono bhi yaha nhi rahenge....

bimla - haa... toh kya hua...

malti - toh sanju yaha akela ho jayega uske khane peene ke liye vyavastha ka kya hoga.... aur upar se uski tai bhi uske tau ke bulaava aane pe jaa chuki hai ab bas sanju he akela bachta hain...

bimla - Aree..... itni si baat.... iske liye itna tension kyu le rahi hai..... kajri hai na vaha kuch din ke liye sanju khaana peena nahana dhona aur sona kar lega kya dikkat hai aakhir padosi kab kaam aayenge....

malti - Aree... haa.. jiji... mai toh bhul he gayi thi.... thank you aapne toh meri saari samasya hal kar di....

bimla : - thank you vyank you chhod jake kajri ko bol aa ki jab tak hum bahar hai tab tak voh sanju ka khayal rakh le..... aur jaldi aana aake packing bhi karni hai....

malti - haa.. jiji...

malti ab balkhaate hue kajri ke gahr ki taraf nikal padti hai.....

malti kajri ke ghar ke pass jaake... darwja khatkataane lagti hai...

malti - thakkk.....thakkkk.....thakkkk......thakkkkk....thakkk..kajri.... O.... kajri..... darwaja khol....

thodi der baad darwaja khulta hai....
malti - aree faguna kaki aap...... kajri kaha hai...

faguna - aree beti kya batau ki voh kaha hai usko uski saas yani meri samdhan ji apne sath apni beti ke gahr le gayi hai mai he bas akeli hoon gahr mein....

malti - oh accha...

faguna - haa... batao beti kuch kaam tha kya kajri se...

malti - haa... voh kya hai na ki mai aur bimla jiji karke kahi bahar jaa rahe hai toh tab tak sanju ke liye rahne khane ka intezaam yaha ho jata yahi soch ke mai aayi thi....

faguna - aree... kya kaha tumne sanju ke liye....

malti - haa....

faguna - aree... aree beti.... sanju toh hamare liye bhagwaan se badhke hai usne phele toh mujhe apne haveli mein naukri di.... phir meri beti kajri ki jaan bachayi.... un daakuon se....
mai jarur mujhse jitna ho sakega utna unke liye karungi.....

malti - thank you kaki.... aapne toh mera tension he door kar diya.....

faguna - vaise sanju dikhta kaisa hai maine usko dekha nhi hai....

malti - kaki aap jab usse milogi na toh khud he pehchaan jaogi....

faguna - accha thik hain...

malti - accha kaki ab mai chalti hu humko bhi nikalna hai....

faguna - ha.. ha... jao jao nhi toh der ho jayegi....


malti ab vaha se ghar aa jati hai
malti aur bimla packing karne lagte hai...
bimla - tumne sanju ko bataya...

malti - nhi abhi nhi abhi voh so he raha hai...

bimla. - aree toh jao na usko uthao aur batao ki abse kuch din ke liye usko kajri ke yaha sona jaagna khaana peena hai......

malti - haa....

bimla ki baat maanke malti sanju ko uthaane chali gayi....

malti - sanju.... O... sanju.... uth beta dekh subah ho gayi.... 10 bajne ko hain..

sanju - haa... uth raha hu...

sanju uth jaata hai..
malti - beta... dekh mai tujhe kuch batane vali hu..

sanju - haa bataiye na...

malti - abhi abhi thodi der pehle mujhe meri bua ka call aaya tha unhone batya ki fufa ji nipat gaye isliye mujhe vaha jana hoga toh mai aur bimla didi karke jaa rahe hai vaha.... tab tak ke liye tere rehne khane ka intezaam humne kajri ke yaha karwa diya hai...

sanju - accha thik hai maa lekin mujhe toh pata he nhi hai kajri kaki ka ghar kaun sa hai....

malti - aree voh hamare ghar kr baayi taraf 3 ghar ke baad jo ghar hai na vahi vaala ghar hai..

sanju ( wait a minute ) - kya voh ghar kajri kaki ka hain...

malti - haa... kyu kya hua..

sanju - vaha toh koi ek budhi si aurat aayi hui na..... jo ki badi tezz hai...

malti - - haa... voh teri kajri kaki ki maa hai yani ki teri nani hui voh.... faguna nani....

sanju - ohhh.... accha.... toh voh kajri kaki ki maa hai....

malti - haa... aur unke saamne koi gadbad mat karna bechari tujhe bhagwaan smjhti hai.....

sanju - accha thik hai....

malti - accha ab mai chalti hu bus ka time ho gaya hai...

sanju - ruko mai aapko bus stand tak chhodne chalta hu...

malti - thik hai chal....

sanju malti aur bimla ko bus stop tak chhod ke aata hai...

aur phir kajri ke ghar chala jaata hai...
kajri ke ghar ke pass pahuch ke sanju darwaja khatkhatata hai....

faguna darwaja khol deti hai.....
faguna ne jaise he sanju ko dekha usko us din ka scene yaad aaya jab sanju ne faguna ke bich fight hui thi jisme sanju usko gadraayi maal aur na jaane kya kya bole jaa raha tha

faguna - nigode tu......

sanju - aap.....

faguna - haa.... mai lekin tu kameene phir yaha aa gaya mujhe pareshan karne.... us din toh tu bach gaya tha lekin aaj mai tujhe danda maar maar ke teri sutaayi karungi....

sanju - are.. Arre ruk jao... faguna ji...

faguna - tujhe... mera naam kaise pata hai kameene...

sanju - voh bata diya toh aap badnaam ho jaogi....

faguna - ye kya bol raha hai...

sanju - sahi bol raha hu....

faguna - accha aisa kya....

sanju - haa.... aur agar maine apna naam bata diya toh aap bah jaogi...

faguna - aree... dekho toh mahasay ko inka naam sunke mai bah jaungi kah raha kahi ke tees maar khaan ho kya tum... jo tumhara naam sunke mai bah jaungi...

sanju - accha toh nhi bahogi kya...

faguna - nhi...

sanju - soch lo...

faguna - soch liya...

sanju - toh bata du apna naam...

faguna - haa... jaldi se bata aur dafa ho jaa yaha se....

sanju - aree jaaneman bata diya toh dafa na ho paogi aur na he khafa rah paogi balki apne ghar ke andar bulaogi....

faguna - accha.... dekhte hai....

sanju - haa....

tabhi pass se gujarta hua chungi laal...
changi laal - aur sanju beta kaise ho....

sanju - bas kaka badhiya hu... aap kaise ho...

chungi lal - mai bhi thik hu beta....
accha ab chalta hu.... kaam hai ghar mein

sanju- ha...

faguna sanju naam sunke sanju ke chehre ko tukur tukur taakne lagi...

sanju - kyu hila daala na
mann mein -- ( lagta hai humko halke mein le rahi thi dokariya )

faguna ko ab smjh mein aa gya ki usne kitni badi galti kari hai.... jis sanju ne usko job dii jisne uski beti ki jaan bachayi voh sanju ko voh apmaanit kar rahi thi....

faguna ne sanju ke aage hath jod liye....

sanju -aree aree ye aap kya kar rahi ho aap mujhse badi ho aisa karna aapko sobha nhi deta.... aur vaise nhi Maine aapko maaf kar diya hai.....

faguna - is baat se khus ho gayi ki sanju ne usko maaf kar diya hain..

uske baad faguna ne sanju ko andar aane ko kaha..... ab jab tak malti aur bimla wapas nhi aa jate tab tak sanju ko yahi jo rahna tha....
sanju - kya mai aapko faguna nani bula skta hu...

faguna ki aankien gadgad ho gayi...
faguna - haa.. kyu nhi beta.... tum jo chaaho mujhe bula sakte ho....

sanju - ji... ☺

faguna - tum yaha baitho beta mai tumhare liye khaane ko kuch leke aati hu.....

sanju - ji....

sanju khana khata hai.... phir thoda der aaram karta hai....

 

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