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" Bhoot ki maa ki choot " . . . .

 

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बहुत ही सुंदर लाजवाब और मजेदार अपडेट है भाई मजा आ गया
अगले रोमांचकारी धमाकेदार और चुदाईदार अपडेट की प्रतिक्षा रहेगी जल्दी से दिजिएगा

Bhai ek part missing hai jab raat me golu bhaag Gaya tha tab uski maa dulhan ke kamre me gayi thi but ye cheej bas subah dikhayi hai aur ye toh Bhai aapne ek dam se hi pure jajbat badal diye but ye acha kiya ki hero ke do kaate hata diye golu aur golu ka baap ab hero en teeno maa beti ko apne sath kaam par bhi rakh sakta aur chod bhi sakta hai dekhte daaku kya karta hai

Waise Lata darling ne bhi bahut maje diye maja aa gaya bahut jabardast update bhai kya comedy thi

Waiting bro

Thanks..

 

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[Bilal jan]

Sita...



Sita—yaha gadi kyo rukwa di bhabhi…? Kuch lena hai kya…?

Monika—vo meri ek saheli bhi mere sath meri sasural ghumne jana chahti hai…agar kisi ko koi dikkat na ho to bula lu use…? Vo sath me rahegi to mera bhi mann laga rahega vaha par..
( Yaha monika bakiyo ke liye chanda hai )…….
Golu—achcha to meri Sali aa rahi hai…hihihi…bula lo….(kaan me)..Sali to aadhi gharwali hoti hai..lage hath uski bhi suhag raat ho jayegi..hihihi

Monika (mushkura kar)—hihihi..(mann me)..kala kaluta..kamina kahi ka…dekhti hu ki tu kaise suhag raat manata hai mere sath..raat to hone de pahle..

Monika ne mobile se apni saheli ko phone kar diya ki aa jao....thodi hi der me gadi ki taraf ek sundar ladki aati huyi dikhayi di...Golu ke muh me to pani aa gaya jabki Monika muh phade ekdam shocked ho kar rah gayi...badle me usne Monika ko aise hairan dekh kar mushkurate huye ankh maar di…jisse Monika ka chehra khushi se phool ki tarah khil utha.

Golu—wow..sexy

“Are chanda, ye kala kouwa koun hai tumhare sath….?” Golu ne jaise hi gate khola to uss ladki ne use dekh kar vyang kiya.

Awesome update

ab baari aati hai geeta madam ki in the car hoke taiyaar

toh miliye geeta madam se...





“Ohhhh…sorry..jija ji…maine aap ko pahchana nahi tha..pahli baar dekha hai na, shayad isliye..” ladki ne jawab diya.

Golu—koi baat nahi….tum meri Sali ho…mazaak kar sakti ho…ghar chal ke main vasul kar lunga..

“Kyo nahi..kyo nahi…jarur ..mujhe intazar rahega uss pal ka….lekin jija ji, kya aap aage baith jayenge, main apni dost ke paas baithna chahti hu..?” ladki ne kaha.



Golu uth kar aage wali seat par baith gaya..aur vo ladki Monika ke bagal me baith gayi…Monika use dekh dekh kar mushkuraye ja rahi thi.

Geeta—vaise aap ka naam kya hai…? Aur aap ki awaz to bilkul ladko jaisi lagti hai..

“Vo kya hai na ki jukham ki vajah se mera gala baith gaya hai, isliye awaz thodi bhari ho gayi hai….vaise log pyar se mujhe Sanjana kahte hain.” Ladki ne geeta ki baat ka jawab dete huye kaha.

Awesome update

Aise hi baate karte huye vo sab apne ghar pahuch gaye…
 Golu ka ghar kafi bada tha…pahuchte hi saas ne arti utar kar gadi se bahar le kar aayi..vaha kafi bheed bhad thi…
darwaje par chawal ke upar lota rakha hua tha..
 jise Monika ne apne pair se ludhka kar andar grih pravesh kiya…
saas ki age lagbhag 60 saal ke aas paas ki lag rahi thi.




jisne jaga di sanju ke dil mein ek aas....

toh chaliye milte hai
hamari pyaari.... sabki pyaari.... lund ki dulari...
saas se









agar aisi ho saas toh badh jaati hai pyaas..
mujhe bhi chahiye aisi saas jo bhuja de mere dil ki pyaas.... toh bolo taara raa ra ...


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chanda ki saas ko dekh dil mein ek shyari bahut jor se aayi.... toh dil ne kaha aapko bhi suna doo...

O. chanda ki saas....
tujhse hai mujhe badi aas...
kya bujha dogi tum mere dil ki pyaas...
kyuki hai tere peeche 2 bade bade ass..
jo ki chalte time hote rahte hai aas.. paass
O chanda ki saas.. aa na bhujane meri pyaas.. tujhe kar du mai bina check ke pass ....
chal ab na kar mere lund ko niraash...
khol ke choli batti bujha ke chus le mera lawda badi kaas.. kaas..
oo chanda ki saas..
tujhse hai mujhe badi aas...
mujhko na tu karna niraash....



sabhi dulhan ko ek kamre me le gayi….thodi hi der me vaha par ladies ka mela lag gaya…Monika abhi iss samay ghunghat me thi…kyon ki dulhan ka chehra pahli bar muh dikhayi ki rasm ke samay hi dekhne ko milta hai.

Din bhar sab ka vaha aana jana laga raha…sanju bhi ladki bana unke sath baitha raha…jo bhi Monika ko chhedti mazaak me..to sanju bhi hasi majaak karte huye kabhi unki chuchi to kabhi gaand masal deta.

Ek aurat—mayke se kya kya mila hai…?

Saas (muh bana kar)—kuch nahi mila....Golu ke bapu ne to mera ladka dubo diya...kahi aur shadi hoti to na jane kitna milta...kitne hi rishte unhone thukra diye...aur iss bhikharin ko yaha le aaye...mera bas chalta toh mai toh karti he na iske sath apne ladke ki shadi lekin iske bapu ne bachpan mein rishta jod diya tha…

Geeta—sahi kahti ho mummy...maine socha tha ki ye dahej me 8-10 to kam se kam layegi hi..magar ek phuti koudi bhi nahi mili hame to..sach me bhikhari hi hai iski maa..hhuunnnhh

Dusri aurat—mere ladke ki shadi me to 25 lakh mile hain sath me ek car, tv, cooler, fridge, double bed, bartan aur pata nahi kitna samaan aaya hai bahu ke mayke se...bartan to itne aaye hain ki poora kamra hi bhar gaya..

Saas—hamari to kismat hi phut fut gayi….
Sita geeta aur uski maa bahut der tak dahej kam milne ka rona rote huye monika jo ki chanda bani hai usko khari khoti sunati rahi... sun sun kar mera to dimag hi kharab ho gaya tha...phir bhi samay ki nazakat ko samajhte huye shant rahne me hi apni bhalayi samjhi....lekin sab ko sabak sikhane ka mann hi mann faisla bhi kar liya.

Sita (kaan me)—chinta mat karo bhabhi..raat me Golu bhaiya poora badla le lenge aap se..hihihihi

Khair raat bhi ho gayi….dinner karne ke baad sabhi phir se ussi room me Monika ke paas jama ho gaye….jab ki Golu apne dosto ke sath kahi gaya hua tha…thodi der baad sab Monika ko le kar dusre kamre me jane lagi to main bhi unke sath chala gaya.

Ye vahi room tha jisko suhag raat ke liye sajaya gaya tha…Sita aur geeta ne Monika ko phoolo se saje bistar par baitha diya aur use chhedne lagi…..main bhi unse hasi majaak karta raha.

Sita— mujhe to ab neend aa rahi hai….kal bhi shadi ke karan nahi so payi thi…good night bhabhi

Geeta—ruk na main bhi chalti hu..mujhe bhi to sona hai..Sanjana, tum nahi chalogi sone..?

Sanju—main bhi aati hu…thodi der baat to kar lu apni dost se..

Geeta—theek hai...

Vo sab vaha se chali gayi..maine dekha ki Monika ki ankhe nam hain to maine unke anshu poche aur unko samjhane laga...vo mere seene se lag gayi.

Monika—dekho Sanju..ab meri izzat tumhare hath mein hai..

Sanju—yaha mujhe mere naam se mat bulao..deewaro ke bhi kaan hote hain....theek hai main chalta hu sone,..aur tum tension mat lo tumhari izzat mere alawa koi loot nhi skta ..




Monika – kya kaha tumne

Sanju – mera matlab ki mere hote hue tumhari izzat koi loot nhi payega..thik hai ab mai chalta hu..

Monika (chounk kar)—ye tum kya kah rahe ho Sanju…? Mujhe yaha barbad hone jane ke liye chhod jana chahte ho…? Tumne to kaha tha ki…

Sanju—tension mat lo..main bas abhi dus minute me aaya..

Monika—agar tumhare jate hi vo kaliya aa gaya to….?

Sanju—uss kaliya ki maa ko chodu….main uske aane se pahle hi aa jaunga…fikar not..

Main Monika ke room se bahar aa kar sab ko check karne laga ki koun kya kar raha hai…? Saas aur kuch ladies jaag rahi thi jabki baki sab lete huye the ya shayad so chuke the… aur phir ki saas ko ek jhalak dikhla kar vapis Monika ke paas aa gaya.

Monika ko ek bar phir se maine apna poora parivartit plan samjha diya..vo hairani se meri taraf dekhne lagi jaise ki maine koi avishwashniya baat kah di ho…

Monika (shocked)—kyaaa..tum ye sab karoge….?

Sanju—hmmm..ye ab jaruri hai karna…tabhi chanda ko yaha se chhutkara milega aur aap ko kya karna hai ye maine samjha hi diya hai…

Monika abhi kuch kahne hi wali thi ki tabhi darwaje par dastak hone lagi…hum dono samajh gaye ki kala kouwa aa gaya hai…main turant almari ke piche ja kar chhup gaya aur Monika ko darwaja kholne ka ishara kiya.

Monika ne ja kar darwaja khola to samne Golu kaliya hi khada tha uske sath me uska ek dost bhi tha….Monika samne se hat gayi to vah kala kouwa apne sathi ke sath andar ghuste hi darwaja band kar diya aur kaanv kaanv karne laga….vo ekdam nashe me dhutt ho kar aaya tha.

Golu—ohh..maaf karna..dosto ne jabardasti ki to thodi si peeni padi mujhe…tum bahut sundar ho chanda….
aao bistar me raat beeti ja rahi hai….jaldi se apni suhag raat mana le…

Usne Monika ko baho me lene ki koshish ki to usse thoda door hat gayi…vo phir se unki taraf badha to bed par chadh kar baith gayi.

Golu—door kyo bhag rahi ho…aaj to hamari suhag raat hai….dekho raat bhi jawan hai aur hum bhi…aaj ek ho jaye hum dono…aao meri baho me..(lund ki taraf ishara karte huye)…dekho ye tumhare sath suhag raat manane ke naam se hi kitna uchhal raha hai..

Monika (gussa hote huye)—aap ko sharam aani chahiye…ek to aap daru pi kar aaye hain aur upar se apne kisi anjan admi ke samne aisi baate kar rahe hain…chhee…

dost—are yaar Golu…bhabhi to ekdam kancha maal hai yaar….

Usne Monika ko chhune ki koshish ki to monika ne uska hath jhitak diya jor se aur usse door ho kar khadi ho gayi… sanjuu almari ke piche se ye sab dekh raha tha..mujhe itna gussa aa raha tha ki abhi bahar aa ke dono ki gaand phad du.

Golu—are ye to mera dost hai..isse kya sharmana….hum dono har kaam mil baant ke karte hain…

Monika (gusse me)—apne dost ko bolo ki yaha se chala jaye…

dost—gussa kyo hoti ho bhabhi... ? main to mazaak kar raha tha….theek hai Golu main ja raha hu…bye..suhag raat achche se manana….bhabhi bahut garam hain…achche se thandi kar dena..hihihihihi

Uska dost vaha se chala gaya to monika ne jaldi se darwaja phir band kar diya...Monika ghabrate huye bar bar almari ki taraf dekh rahi thi….maine almari se thoda sa bahar jhank kar use aage badhne ka ishara kiya…Golu apne kapde utarne me lag gaya tha.

Monika (ghabrate huye)—ttt…theek hai…..main kaha mana kar rahi hu…lekin meri ek shart hai..

Golu—kaisi shart….?

Monika—aapne muh dikhayi nahi di kuch bhi mujhe…isliye sabse pahle suhag raat main manaungi aap ke sath… uske baad aap manana..

Papau—wah..! kya qatil shart rakhi hai tumne….iss shart ne to mera dil hi jeet liya..mujhe manzoor hai…lekin tum suhag raat manaogi kaise…? hihihihihi

Monika—vo sochna mera kaam hai…

Golu—hihihihihi…theek hai..tum manao ya main manau..baat to ek hi hai..hihihihi…fatna to tumhari hi hai aaj..

Monika—chalo ankh me ye kali patti baandho…

Golu—lekin patti kyo….?

Monika (sharmate huye)—kyon ki aap mujhe suhag raat manate huye dekhoge to mujhe bahut sharam ayegi…

Golu—aaye…haaye…main to mar gaya…kasam se…aaj tak bahut si loundiyo ko choda lekin aisa maza kabhi nahi aaya jitna tumhari inn adao se aa raha hai…main jab tumhari lunga tab na jane kitna maza aane wala hai…soch ke hi mera dil khushi se jhum raha hai..

Phir Monika ne apne hatho se uski ankho par vo kala kapda kas ke baandh diya aur sath me dono hath bhi bistar ke dono kinaro se baandh diye..aur phir meri taraf dekhne lagi..to sanju bhi almari ke piche se bahar nikal aaya…aur ko ekdam perfect ka ishara kiya.

Golu ke paas pahuch kar main uski chaddi utarne laga...aur phir apne bhi kapde kholne lag gaya...ye dekh kar Monika jo ki paas me hi baithi huyi thi, usne apna muh dusri taraf kar liya.

Golu—kya kar rahi ho chanda…jaldi karo na…?

Monika (ghabra kar)—haa..haa…karrrr……r..a..hiii…huuuuu

Monika ne ye bolne ke liye jaise hi apna muh ghumaya to uski ankhe phati ki phati rah gayi…kyon ki main ab tak nanga ho chuka tha…. palak jhapakna hi bhul gayi….maine table ke upar rakhi tel ki shishi utha kar apne lund par tel lagaya aur phir Golu ko pakad ke ekdam se palat diya jisse vo hadbada gaya.

Golu—ye…ye..tum..kya karne wali ho.. chanda …..?

Maine Monika ko Golu ki baat ka jawab dene ka ishara kiya...jo ki ektak mere lund ko dekhne me hi khoyi huyi thi. Jab unhone mere ishare par koi dhyan nahi diya to maine use pakad kar hilaya jisse vo yakayak hosh me aa kar sakpaka gayi….sanju ne tel Golu ki gaand me udel diya..jisse vo aage kya hone wala hai ye soch kar ghabra gaya..

Golu (ghabra kar)—ye…ye..tum kya kar rahi ho mere sath… chanda …?

Monika (mere lund ki taraf ghurte huye)—kkk…kuch bhi to nahi…..bas suhag raat ka maza lo aap ab….

Maine Monika ko ishara kiya to usne jaldi se ek kapda utha ke Golu ke muh me thoons diya..aur phir maine uske dono pair pakad ke lund ko uski gaand me lagaya aur ek tagda takatwar dhakka gift kar diya usko….vo jor se cheekha lekin uski cheekh uske muh ke andar hi dafan ho kar rah gayi.

Magar main bina ruke de danadan tagde dhakke maar maar kar poora lund uski gaand me thoons diya…Golu bin pani ki machhli ki tarah tadapte huye behosh ho gaya…gaand se khoon ki dhara bah chali…monika ankhe phade dar sahmi ek tak mujhe dekhe ja rahi thi..maine unko Golu ke chehre par pani dalne ka ishara kiya to vah kampte huye uthi aur uske muh me pani girane lagi.

Hosh me aate hi vo phir se chhat patane laga..lekin meri pakad se nikal pana uske liye lagbhag namumkin hi tha…sanju baba pelam pel relam pel uski gaand pelne laga….vo jitni bar behosh hota utni bar hosh me la la kar pelta..aur akhir uski gaand me hi apna pani bhar diya.

Sanju (mann me)—madarchod bahut akad raha tha….chanda ko chodega …teri maa ko chodu..sale gaandu..

“Chodan..Chodan Ratte Ratte, Golu Ki Phat Gayi Gaand….Rote Rote Behaal Ho Gaya, Jab ghus gaya uske pichvaade mein landd.”

Golu phir se behosh ho gaya tha…sanju ne uske muh se kapda nikal kar uske hath aur ankho ki patti khol di…maine apne kapde pahne aur phir se almari ke piche ja kar chhup gaya…. Monika ne phir se uske chehre par pani dal kar usko hosh me lane lagi…hosh me aate hi vo jor jor se rone laga….to maine ko plan aage badhane ka ishara kiya…jo abhi bhi khud shocked thi.

Monika—ro kyo rahe hain….? Aaiye ab aap ki bari…ab aap manao suhag raat…

Golu (rote huye jor se)—chup kar…..Sali raand….me..re….sath..bahut bada dhokha hua hai……salo ne lund wali biwi vo bhi pakda di mujhe…aaaahhh…maaa …mar gayaaa….door…door hat mujhse….main tujhe kal hi divorce de dunga…..

Monika—aisa na kahiye…main aap ki biwi hu….

Golu (rote huye)—tu biwi nahi..Sali tu to biwi ka baba hai.... .
Asal mein golu ko kaha pata tha ki voh koi biwi ka baba nhi balki apna sanju baba hai …
Monika—gussa thook do..aao na suhag raat manate hain ab...

Golu (darr aur khauf)—door hat mujhse…Sali…bhayanak lund wali….dekh mere paas mat aana….

Monika uske paas aane lagi to vah itna dahshat me aa gaya ki jaisi nange halat me tha .. vaise me hi jaldi se darwaja khol kar chillate huye dahshat me ghar se bahar ki taraf tezi se girte padte bhaga.. ki saas ne jab uski chillane ki awaz suni to tab tak Golu ghar se bahar bhag gaya tha..uski maa piche piche uske dekhne chali gayi….yahi sahi mouka jaan kar main jaldi se room se nikal kar apne bistar me ja kar let gaya.

Saas (shocked)—Golu…o..Goluuu…kaha chala gaya ye itni raat me..vo bhi nang dhadang ….chalo bahu se puchti hu..kya baat hai…?

Amazing update

 

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अपडेट

 

[Bilal jan]

idhar jab subah hoti hai toh....
chanda ki saas chanda ka kamra kholti hai toh kya paati hai ki kamra pura khali hai...

saas ko pata chalta hai ki dulhan apne kamre mein nhi hai.... aur golu bhi ghar se gayab hai......

saas - haayy raam ye bahuriya itni subah subah kaha chali gayi... kahi pressure toh nhi ban gaya usko ......
chalo kisi se pucch ke dekhti hu ki kahi kisi ne usko ghar se nikalte dekha toh nhi hai...

saas vaha sabhi se pucchti hai..... lekin jawab mein sabhi ka nahi hi hota hai...

saas ab paresaan ho jati hai...
sita - kya hua maa aap pareshaan kyu lag rhi ho...
saas - Aree beti dekh na ye dulhin bhi na jaane kaha chali gayi itni subah subah... aur upar se ye golu bhi pata nhi na jaane kaha ko bhaag gaya hai.....

sita - kya bhabhi kaha chali gayi hai itni subah.... aur ye bhaiya bhi kaha bhaag gaye...

saas - vahi toh

sita - maa.... aapne sanjana se pucch ke dekha kya.... ho skta hai bhabhi usko bata ke gayi ho...

saas - nhi... maine nhi puccha hai usse... utha jara usko..

sita - ji...
sita sanjana ke paas jaake usko uthaati hai...

sanjana - uhhh... kya hua...

sita - sanjana utho......

sanjana - ha kya hai sita...

sita - tumhe pata hai kya bhabhi kaha gayi hai...

sanjana - bhabhi kaun bhabhi...

sita - Aree meri bhabhi... tumhari saheli chanda bhabi...

sanjana - ohh... sorry sorry... nayi nayi shadi hui hai na uski toh isliye..

saas - haa ye sab chhodo beti pehle ye batao ki tumhe pata hai kya ki chanda bahu kaha gayi hai itni subah subah....

sanjana - nhi toh..
( mann mein) - ye monika kaha chali gayi itni subah ye toh plan mein tha he nhi...

saas - toh phir kaha jaa skti hai...

tabhi golu apne ghar aata hua... jo ladkhadaate hue aa raha tha....

golu ko aate hue dekh geeta kahti hai..

geeta - maa maa dekho bhaiya toh aa gaye... lekin ye ladkhada kyu rahe hai...

saas - Aree... golu tu aa gaya... kaha chala gaya tha beta...

golu bina kuch bole.... kahda ho jata hai aur apne kamre ki taraf dekhne lagta hai...

saas - tu toh aa gaya.... bahu kaha hai...

golu - ye sunte he aashcharya bhari nazro se apni maa ki orr dekhne lagta hai....

golu - bahu kaha hai matlab...

saas - Aree bahu ghar mein nhi hai pata nhi kaha chali gayi hai kisi ko bhi kuch maloom nhi.... nayi nayi dulhan hai kahi koi anhoni na ho jaaye...

golu ( mann mein) - accha hua ki voh lund dhaari yaha se khud he chali gayi.... varna mai usko dhakke maar ke yaha se nikalta....

saas - bata na kaha hai bahu...

golu - mujhe nhi pata maa.... aur aap bhi is baat ka tension mat lo... Jane do jaha jaana hai... accha hua bala tali...

saas - ye kya bol raha hai... voh teri biwi hai..
golu - idhar aao maa
golu kone mein apni maa ko lejakar...

golu - maa mai jo bhi kah raha hu sahi kah raha hu.... voh ladki nhi ladka tha...

saas - haai raam ye kya bol raha hai nalayak...

golu - tumhe yakeen nahi aa raha na... toh dekha meri chaal.... vaise toh suhagraat ki agli subah dulhan ki chaal bigadti hai lekin yaha dulhan ki nhi balki dulhe ki chaal bigadi hai

saas - iska mtlb.... voh ek ladka tha...

golu - haa.... aur mai toh kahta hu ki accha he hai jo yaha se bhaag gaya varna toh usko mai khud dhakke maar ke nikalta....

saas - ye toh dhoka hua hai hamare sath....

golu - haa dhoka toh hua hai.... iska badla bhi liya jayega....

abhi itni si he baat ho paayi thi ki...
Dhichkiaaooo..... dhichkiaaooo.... dhichkiaaooo... ki aawaaz hui.... aur ghodo ke kadmo ki thabdak thabdak thabdak... ki dhavi aane lagi.... aur tabhi aachanak fataaaakkk....
ki aawazz se ghar ka darwaja khula.... aur daudhte hue monika andar ki orr aati dikhi...

golu - ye chunni mein nunni phir se aa gyi... teri maa ka...

saas - Aree isko chhod ye soch ki ye goliyon ki aawaz kaha se aayi....

sanjana - voh aa rahe hai.... voh aa rahe hai .... apni jaan bachana chahte ho toh sabhi chhup jao... aur bhaag sako toh bhaag jao kyuki voh aa rahe hai....

geeta - kaun aa rahe hai sanjana....
sita - haa sanjana kaun aa rahe hai.... tum kiske aane ki baat kar rahi....

sanjana - vahi jiske aane se dehsat chhaa jati hai.... jinke aane se dharti kaampne lagti hai...
jinke ghodo ki aawz dil dahla deti hai....


sita - aakhir tum kiske aane ki baat kar rahi ho sanjana....

geeta - haa sanjana kaun hai ye jo aa rahe...

sanjana - daaku.....

sanjana ki baat sunke sabki phatt gayi....

tabhi ek goli dhichkiaao karti hui aayi aur aagan mein ek ped ko jaake lagi....

sabhi ki gaand phaatt gayi...

bhagdad machh gayi...
monika bhi aake sanju jo ki sanjana bana hua tah uske pass jaake usse lipat gayi....



idhar.....
jab lata un teeno ladko ko kuve mein kheench ke chudail lok le gayi tab....

teeno ladke...
bachao... bachao....

lata - chup ho jaao... kyuki... ab yaha se tumhe bachane vala koi nhi hai ....

teeno ladke - tum.. tum... toh abhi abhi ek sundar si ladki thi tum ab acchanak se aise kaise ban gayi.... aakhir kaun ho tum....

lata - Aree murkho... abhi tak tumhe samjh nhi aaya.... ki mai kaun hu...

mai hu kaal kapaalini.....
vashikarn-saadhni....
barmhaand vihaarini...
asuri-shakti dhaarini...
rakt- pipaasini...
nar mund mala dhaarini...
andhkaar vihaarini....
chudaaiill.... hihihi....

teeno - kyaa... ....

lata - aur ab tum teeno chudail lok mein ho aur yaha ek baar jo bhi insaan aa jaata hai voh bach ke na jaa pata hai ...

teeno - .... humka jaane do... humne tumhara kya bigadaa hai... humka chhod do...

lata - tumhe kaise chhod du.... ladko... tumse toh abhi humein pyaas bhujhaani hai...

teeno - pyaas.... kaisi pyaas...

lata - sab kuch yahi jaan jayega kya launde...

ladka 1 - kahi tum apni sex ki pyaas ki baat toh nhi kar rahi na....

ladka 2 - mujhe toh vahi lag raha hai...

lata - hihihi ....

chal tu ( ladka 3 ) ko aane ka ishaara karte hue...

lata :- haa tu hi aa jaa khopche mein... us ped ke peeche....

ladka 3 - mann he mann khus hote hue.... ki kya baat hai aaj toh sex karne ko milega life mein pehli baar voh bhi kisi khubsurat chudail ke sath.... maja aayega...

lata - suna nhi tune.... aa... mere peeche...
( lata ne kaha... )

ladka 3 lata ke peeche peeche..... badhne laga...
idhar dono ko lata ne apni shaktiyo se baandh rakha tha voh dono apni jagah se hil bhi nhi paa rahe thea....

ladka 2 - tujhe kya lagta hai bhai.... ye chudail uske sath kya karne vali hai..

ladka 1 - chudai aur kya.... maine suna hai ki chudail pehle mardo ke sath chudai karti hai phir unko maar deti hai....

ladka 2 - matlab aaj is bhai ko maja ke sath sath saja bhi milega....

ladka 1 - haa... buy 1 get one free.. aur usko he kya humko bhi

ladka 2 - par maine toh kuch khareeda he nhi toh phir mujhe kyu buy 1 get 1 free mil raha hai...

ladka 1 - abe chutiye voh toh maine bolne ke liye bola tha buy 1 get one free...

ladka 2 - haa toh bolne ke liye he toh bola jata hai na... likhne ke liye kaha bola jata hai... likhne ke liye likha jata hai jaise abhi apna bhai alaadin likh raha ☺

ladka 1 - abe chutiye... toh vahi toh mai bhi bol raha....

lata tab tak ladka 3 ko khopche mein le jaa chuki thi...

ped ke peeche... lata ke neeche.... ladka 3 khus bhi rahe ☺( 1st time chudai ka experience lene ke liye) & dukhi bhi ki iske baad kya hoga

lata... - apne kapde kholo... barkhurdaar...
ladka 3 - nhi nhi mujhe saram aati hai..
lata - jisne ki saram uske foote karam...
ladka 2 - abe khol na bea jaldi phir humko bhi mauka milega....

ladka 1 - saale chutiye.... tujhe bhi mauka chahiye... yaha jindagi daav pe lagi hai aur tujhe chudail ke sath 20 - 20 khelne ki soojh rahi hai....

ladka 2 - Aree bangdu mere yaar.... mai hoon bada dildaar... marna toh ek din sabko hai toh kyu na marne se pehle is bechaari chudailiya ki sooni kokh bhar di jaaye....

kyuki.... prabhu... alaadin baba kah gaye hai...
" virya nikaal aur chut mein daal.... "
chahe voh chudail ki he kyun na ho...

ladka 1 - vaise baat toh sahi kah gaye hai apne alaadin bhaiya...

ladka 2 - toh ab tu bhi kamar kas le... kyuki aage aane vali hai khaayi jiski...
voh hai bhooton ki lugaai...
jiski bur mein hai kaamdev ne aaj
aag lagaai...
aur bhale he ho iske baad ant hamara lekin
chudail ke muh se aaj ye sabd nikalna toh jarur chahiye ki....
kya baat hai laundo... jo kayi saalo baad
aaj tumne meri pyaas hai bujhaayi...

ladka 1 - vaah... vaah... vaah... vaah...

idhar in dono bangdu.... vaah vaah khel rahe thea...
aur udhar lata ne ladka 3 ke saare kapde niklwa diye....


lata - chal ab chupchaap se apni aankien band kar aur leta rah.....


ladka 3 lata ke kahe anusaar he kare jaaa raha tha....
lata ne apne lambe lambe nakhoono se us ladke ke ling ko sahlaana shuru kiya....
ladke ka ling lata ke nakhoono ke chhuan se kulbulaane laga.... aur tantanaa ke khada ho gaya....


lata - Aree vaah chhore... tera toh bada he active hai... aisa laag raha hai jaise activa 6g ko bhi peeche chhod dega ye toh....

ladka sharmata rah gaya...
lata - vaise chhore ek baat bolu.... aise sharmaaya mat kar.... tauba tauba......bahut ganda lagta hai...

ladka

ab lata ne apne hatho ki ungliyoon se us ladke ke lambe lambe jhaaton ko ghumaana shuru kiya....


lata - waah chhore waah... kitna ghanghor jungle hai tere laude mein....

ladka bina kuch bole chupchaap leta raha...

ladka 2 - abe.... yr... chudail ji ko toh voh jhaatedaar jhatu pasand aa raha.... ab mai kya karu Mere lund pe toh jhaatien he nhi ugi abhi tak ....

ladka 1 - kya sach mein...

ladka 2 - haa

ladka 1 - same Bhai same mere mein bhi nhi aayi....

ladka 2- iska mtlb ki tu bhi baccha hai..

ladka 1 - ye kya bol rha hai bhai... mai baccha nhi hu bas voh jhaat nhi ugi abhi....

ladka 2 - haa lekin ek baat smjh nhi aayi ki ye hamare sath he rahta tha humko kahta tha ki tumhari hi umar ka hu....

ladka 1 - haa iska matlab ki isne humse jhut bola ki ye hamari umar ka hai...

ladka 2 - toh kiski umar ka hai...

ladka 1 - ye humse umar mein bada hai usne jhut bola humse....

ladka 2 - ohh..... ab smjh aaya... ye bada hai tabhi iska chudail ke saamne khada hai...

ladka 1 - haaan.... sahi pakde hai....

lata - tum dono chapadganjuo apni bakwaas band karo.... mujhe disturb ho raha hai....

lata ki baat sun dono chup ho gaye aur ab phir lata ne apne mutthi mein ladke 3 ka lund pakad liya.....

lata - aur launde kaisa lag raha hai....

ladka 3- aahhh.... Aree... hath hata na apna.....
gudgudi ho rahi hai hata na .... aaahhhh...

lata - nhi hataungi....

ladka 3 - nhi hatayegi toh kuch agdam sagdam ho jayega hath hata na please....

lata - ho jaane do.... jo hota hai aaj...

ladka 3 - aaaahhh.... chhod do na.... varna...

lata - varna kya...

ladka 3 - kuch kuch hota hai...

lata - ho jaane do jo kuch hota hai....

ladka 2 - kya miya kab se paka raha hai... kuch kuch hota hai
kuch kuch hota hai karke....
dekhi hai yaar kuch kuch hota hai... badi baklol movie hai...
aage kahe ko nhi badh raha miya...
mai kehta hai aage badho tum
dat ke lado tum...

chudail - tune phir se apna muh khola re bhadve..

chudail ki aawaz sun ladka 2 chup ho gaya...

chudail - ha toh tu kya bol raha tha ki Kuch kuch hota hai.... haina...

ladka - haa.... Bahut kuch hota hai
...

lata - toh bol toh rhi hu ho jaane de jo hota hai kyuki iske baad toh tu vaise bhi marne vala hai toh ho jaane de....

( mann mein - lagta hai iske nunnu ko mere hath ka sparsh milte he iska nunnu maal phekne vala hai .... tu bhi na lata kitni hot chudail hai dekh kaise tere chhute he jawan ladke ka lund maal chhodne ko aatur ho gaya hai.... )

ladka 3- pakka na kuch kuch hota hai voh ho jaane du na... baad mein gussa toh nhi karogi...

lata - nhi nhi aur ab marne vale se kya gussa...

ladka 3- thik hai phir ye le le....

ladke ne lata ke muh pe moot diya.....

lata - ye ye kya kar raha hai kameene...

ladka - maine toh pehle he kaha tha kuch kuch hota hai...

puuuukkkkkkkkk....... faaarrrtttttt.... ki tez aawaz..... aur uske sath he ek ajeeb si badboo...

lata - chiiiii ...... saale kameene kitne maheene se haga nhi tha na moota nhi tha bea teri toh.... mujhe poora apne moot se nahla diya aur toh aur ye bhayanak badboo....

teri toh... tu sambandh banane ke layak nhi... tujhe toh maut he milni chahiye.... ye le teri toh.... lata ne apne dono hatho ke lambe lambe naakhooono ko us ladke ke chest pe ghusaya... aur beech se faaad diya....

ladke ki ek dardnaak karaahdaar cheenkh nikali aur thodi ge der baad sannata chaa gaya....


lata - thuu..... uske upar thukte hue...
tera toh khoon bhi peene ka mann nhi kar raha kameene......

lata ped ke peeche se nikal bahar aati hai...

lata - mood kharab kar diya madarchod ne....
ab mai kya karu in dono ko toh maine mailkaa ko dene ke liye uthaya tha.... kya inme se ek ka bhog laga loo.... nhi nhi.... ye dono bhi aise he hagre mootre nikle toh.... na baba na malikaa ko hi pakda deti hu inhe....

ladka 2 - ab hamaari baari hai lagta hain.
aaja... a.. a... a... aaaja... aaja.. meri bulbul tera intezaar hai....

lata undono ke kareeb aati hai aur ek prempuvak smile dete hue dono ke sar pe hath pherti hai aur uske hath pherte he dono uske vash mein ho jaate hai....

lata - chalo mere gulaamo.... abb mere peeche peeche aao.... tumhara bhog mai apni mailkaa ko lagwaungi....

voh dono ladke lata ke vashibhoot hokar ke uske peeche peeche chal padte hai....

idhar....
ped pe ek goli aakar lagti hai.....
jisse sabhi log darr jaate hai....
monika jo aakar sanju ke gale lag jaati hai....
sanjana ( sanju ) - tum kaha chali gayi thi....
monika - mujhe maaf karna mai apne bacche ko bahut miss kar rahi thi isliye mai aaj subah subah ye natak chhod ke bhaag rahi thi lekin raste mein in dakuo ne mujhe dekh liya aur mujhe pakdne ke liye mera peecha karna shuru kiya jiske karan mai bhaagte hue yaha vapas aa gayi.....

sita & geeta - kya... kaha bhabhi tumne... ki tum ye natak chhod ke bhaag rahi thi ..... kaun sa natak aur baccha bhi kaha tumne...

tabhi line se 10-15 hatiyaar band daako... ne ghar ke andar entry maari....
aur ab voh sabhi aakar vaha upasthit sabhi logo ki kanpatiyoo pe bandook rakhne lage....

dakoo - chalo chalo.... line mein lago.... line mein lago..... aur kaha hai jiski shadi hui hai nikalo usko bahar....

ye sunte he golu ki toh fatt gayi....
golu - mummy.....

saas - Aree ro kyu raha hai.... chup chaap jake andar kamre mein chhup ja.... mai yaha sambhalti hu.....

chanda ki saas ne golu ko ek kamre mein ghused diya aur kundi ko badi he saavdhani purvak bahar se bina aawz kiye band karke taala laga diya aur khud bhi chhup gayi....

daku - maine puccha dulha kaha hai.... nikalo us saale ko bahar.....

tabhi ek ne kaha - voh abhi abhi aaya hai udhar ki taraf gaya hai...

daku - chal jaa usko dundh ke laa agar tu usko hamare saamne layega toh tujhe hum chhod denge....

voh banda chhootne ke khusi mein golu ko laane chala gaya....

sanju - Aree yaar... ye kaha phasa diya.... ab lagta hai mujhe he kuch jugaad lagana padega varna ye daku aaj yaha ka saara maal loot le jayenge ......

voh aadmi sita ke paas aake kahta hai...

aadmi - golu kaha hai sita beti abhi abhi toh idhar aaya tha...

sita - mai nhi bataungi khusat buddhe tu mere bhaiya ko in dakoo ke hawale kar dega tujhe hum apna samjhte thea lekin tu apni jaan bachane ke liye mere bhaiya ki jaan daav pe laga raha hai.... ye le teri toh.... chataaakkkkk

aadmi - aaaaaayyyiii... ayyyyii.... ayyyyiii. m

daku - kya hua bea...

aadmi - ye ladki ne maara..

daku - badi teekhi mirchi lagti hai isko toh mai he khaunga....
daaku 2 - Abee kya hua dulha mila ki....
daku 1- nhi bhai... sardaar ko khud bol vahi aaye ....

daku 2 - thikk hai
sardaar aapke aane ka samay ho chala hai aap aa jao aur apni khoon ki nadiyaan bahane ki pyaas bujha jao....

tabhi... kisi ke ghode se jump karne ki aawaz aayi..... phir kisi ke robeele kadmo ki gadgadahat ke sath kisi ke kadmo ke aage badhne ki aawaz sunayi dene lagi.... aur iske sath he sath dakuo ne hawa mein firing shuru kar di.... Dhickiaaooo.... dhichkiaao..... dhichkiaao....... aisa drisya tha maano kisi ke aane ka jasn manaya jaa raha ho...
aur yakayak.... ek robeela vayaktitv ka aadmi ghar ke gate se andar ghusta hua dikha..... aur uske sath he dakoo ne gaana gaana shuru kar diya.....

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Tere Shehar Wich Khali Karni Clip Ni
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Badle Di Main Do Laina
Ni Main Daku

Ni Main Daku Ik Number Da Haan
Jehdi Cheej Te Ankh Oh Kho Laina
Ni Main Daku Ik Number Da Haan
Jehdi Cheej Te Ankh Oh Kho Laina


tabhi ek robilaa vaykti jiske muh pe gamchhaa bandha hua tha peeth pe bandook latki hui thi seene pe goliyon ki belt taange hue ghusta hai....
aur kehta hai....
" mai daaku.... ek number ka hu...
jis cheez pe aankh pad gayi
voh le leta hu... " ha ha ha..






sabhi dakoo.... - sardaar ki jai ho.... sardaar ko jai hoo.... sardaar ki jai ho...

sardaar - ( hath utha ke ) bas

sardaar - batao kaha hai ghar vale aur voh kaha hai jisne shadi ka ladoo khaya hua hai....

daku - sardaar maine bheja tha dulhe ko dudhne lekin koi bata nhi raha hai ki dulha kaha hain...

sardaar - accha.... idhar aana bete mai batata hu kis tarah dulha aur ghar vale bahar niklenge....

daku - ji sardaar....

sardaar ke kareeb jaata hai....
daku - ji bataiye

sardaar - jara kaan paas laana...
daku - ji sardaar.....
dhaaaayyyy....... dhaaaayyyy..... dhaaayyyy...
sardaar ne uske kaan mein fire kar diya aur voh vahi tayy bol gaya....

aur kisi ko jaan na hai ki kaise bahar nikalwana hai dulhe ko....

dakus - nhi nhi sardaar hum. samjh gaye...

sardaar - agar inko nahi pata hai toh auraton ko chhod ke sabhi ko maar do...

dakus - thik hai sardaar...

dakuoo ne phir se puccha
lekin sabhi ka ek he jawab aaya ki abhi voh ghar aaya tha aur abhi abhi uski maa ke sath baat kar raha tha.... uski behne bhi thi uske sath....

sardaar - dulhe ko chhodo uski maa aur behno ko pakdo....

daku - ji sardaar.....
daku ne ab sita aur geeta ko apne bandook ki nok pe rakh diya....


sita - humko chhod do.... humein nhi pata...

sardaar - Aree bheeku ye kancha maal toh bahute mast hai re....

daku ( bheeku ) - haa sardaar badi namkeen hai...

daku 2 - sardaar ye dusri vaali bhi badi hari bhari hai.... dekho toh jara kaise matwali gaand hai iski....

sardaar ki nazar geeta pe padii...
sardaar - areee haa re manglu.... sahi kah raha hai ye toh badi swadisht lag rahi hai....
jara puccho toh in chipkaliyoon se ki inki maa aur bhai kaha hai... kahi dono chodi choda toh karne nhi gaye...

daku - .... ha sardaar pucchta hu...

manglu - bata bulbul teri mummiya kaha hai..

geeta - kuch nhi bolti...

( sanju ) sajana - mai batati hu....
voh almaari ke peeche chhupi hui hai....

saas - satyanaash ho is sanjana ka...

sardaar - ye mardaana aawaz vali aurat kaun hai bea.... jara chehra ghumva toh idhar...

daku - sardaar ko apna chehra toh dikha

sanjana ne apna face sardaar ki taraf ghumaya...

sanjana ka chehra dekhte he sardaar ki toh ankein he chamak uthi....

sardaar " jhalak dikhla jaa... jhalak dikhla jaa... ek baar aaja aaja aaja aaja aaaaajaaa.. "

sardaar - ye toh husn pari hai bea manglu....

manglu - ji sardaar.....

sardaar - ye tumhari aawaz mardana kaise hai sundari...

sanjana - voh kya hai na mera gala kharaab hai thoda sa...

sardaar - oh... aisa kya... koi baat nhi humko chalega....
toh batao tum kya bata rahi thi...
sanjana - voh na almaari ke peeche hai dulhe ki maa aur us kamre ke andar hai dulha jisme taala laga hai....

geeta - tum jhut bol rahi ho.... sardaar ye jhut bol rahi hai.... vaha nhi hai....

sanjana - chal jaa re muyi... maine khud apni aankhon se dekha hai.... sardaar ji aap apne daakuo ko bhej ke check kar lo....

sardaar - humko tumhaari baat pe vishwaas hai sundari.... jao be dekho sundari ne jo jo jagha bataya hai vaha....

geeta aur sita sanjana ko gusse bhari nazro se dekh rahi thi....
geeta & sita ( mann mein) - kalmuhi kahi ki kha jarurat thi bataane ki..... accha ho agar sardaar iski gaand mein goli maar de....

manglu... - sardaar ye sundari toh sahi bol rahi thi yaha chhupi baithi hai dulhe ki maa....

sardaar leke aao.... saali ko idhar....
bheeku - sardaar is kamre mein toh taala laga hai...

sardaar - bhaisidike.... toh bandook kya tujhe diwali mein chalne ke liye di hai...
taale ko bandook maar ke tod daal....

bheeku - sardaar bandook maari lekin nhi toot raha...

sardaar - abe kab maari tune bandook aawaz kyu nhi aayi...

bheeku - ye dekhiye phir se maari...

sardaar - abe suar aadmi.... maine is tarah se bandook maarne ko nhi kaha tha.... mera matlab hai bandook chala aur taala tod daal...

bheeku - oohh... ab smjha...
bheeku ne ab taala tod diya aur golu ko pakad liya... aur ghaseete hue golu ko sabke saamne le aaya...

bheeku - ye raha sardaar dulhe miya...
sardaar - iski maa kaha hai...

manglu - yaha hai sardaar...
chal behenki.. chal teri toh...

manglu golu ki maa ko sardaar ke pass le jakar patak deta hai....

chanda ki saas ka chehra jaise he daaku dekhta hai...

sardaar ( mann mein) - ye kya ye toh mera pyaar hai.... jisne mujhe dhoka diya aur shadi kar li jiske karan mai daaku ban gaya.... aaj jake ye kameeni mujhe mili hai....

tabhi udhar se naha ke aata hua golu ka baap aata hai jisko dekh ke golu ki maa usse jaake lipat jaati hai...

golu ki maa - dekhiye na ji... ye daaku hamare bacche ke sath kya kar rahe hai...

sardaar jab apni ex girlfriend ko uske pati se lipta dekhta hai uske nasho mein khoon 440 ki speed se run karne lagta hai.... uski aankien laal ho jaati hai.... voh apne peeth pe laadhi hui bandook ko nikalta hai aur ek jor ka fire karta hai dhichkiaao........ goli seedha jaaake golu ke baap ke bheje pe lagti hai aur voh vahi us waqt tay bol jata hai.... daku se leke sabhi shock ho gaye kyuki sardaar jaydatar apna bandook use nhi kiya karta tha....

sardaar ne ab golu pe bhi bandook taan di aur kar diya fire.... dhaaaayyyy.. dhaaayyyy.... golu bhi vahi ke vahi tay bol gaya....

auratien ye sab drisy dekh ghabra gayi aur cheekhne aur rone lagi.... sita aur geeta ka toh ro ro ke bura haal ho gaya...
chanda ki saas... apna sar patak patak ke roye jaa rahi thi....

chanda ki saas - haiii re maar diya mere pati ko mere bacche ko...

tabhi sardaar - chup ho jaa chinaal.... saali.... ab tujhe dard ka ehsaas hua na ki koi apna khud se dur jaata hai toh kaisa lagta hai...

sardaar apna gamcha kholte hue...





chanda ki saas - tumm.....
sardaar - haa mai.... vahi jisne tujhe pyaar kiya tujhpe khud se bhi jayada bharosa kiya aur tune mujhe dhoka diya mere dil ke sath khildvaad kiya aur apne is pati ke sath hasi khusi rahne lagi.... tere us dhoke ne mujhe aaj daku bana diya.... aaj jo itne saalo se mere dil mein jo aag lagi hui thi voh thandi hui,..

chanda ki saas - toh isme mere bete ki kya galti thi usko kyu maara...

sardaar - kyuki voh tere aur is tere mare hue pati ki nishaani thi....

sardaar - bheeku manglu aur baaki ke sathiyo loot lo yaha ka sab kuch aur le chalo in sabhi aurato ko apne sath.....

sabhi ne aisa he kiya...
geeta aur sita uske sath sath sanju aur monika bhi shock thea ki sardaar aur chanda ki saas ki prem kahani bhi ho sakti hai ye jaan ke...

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[big king]

Bhai update bahot jabardast jaa raha hain. Bahot maja aata hain bhai story parke. You are awesome bhai. Next update ka intajaar rahegaa bhai

 

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