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Kya baat hai kya hi baat hai bhai Mai to apka jabra fan ho gya is update ke baad to par bhai Ek cheez samaj Mai nhi ayi ki jab dev ki almost sab sisters uski hone wli biwiyaan hai to kashish Or sanjana kyu bach gyi or ye dev or neha ka bacha kya dev se bhi taqatwar ho jayega or last Mai yo poster chipkane ka idea mast tha maza bandh diya update neUPDATE 179
Udhar K dev laat jamin pe marte hue
Abb sai K Dev only K likhunga aur mahashaitan ko manohar
K - yeh sab kaya talwar yeh tob h dusari waali hai
Manohar - usnai hume dhokha de diya kahi usko pehale sai toh nahi pata thaa naa ki aap hi uske asali dushman ho
K - sala kis baap ki aulaad hai yeh kaise dimag eska etna chala aur kaise padha hua tha niche jaise mar gaya hai mai jaa raha hi usko marane abhi
Manohar man mai kush hota par - Aisa mat kariye abhi naa woh aapko hara sakata naa aap usko usnai ek daav toh jaise lag raha jeet liya par hume apna naha daav lagana hoga koi
K - acha aisa kar duniya ke saare bure bigade gundo choro sabko ikhata kar joh
Manohar - acha thik hai jaisa aap kahe
uske baad manohar wha sai chala ata yeh jagah koi alag si jagah thi jaha abhi K aaya tha sayad dev ke narak mai jaane ke baad uss nai banayi hogi
Aur dheere dheere moonlight sai earth bhari aur dheere khatam ho gayi aur subah aa gayi
Masoom mujhe hila rahi thi - utho bhi kitna so rahe ho
Mai jambhayi leta hua - kaya kitna tum sai kam soya hu
Masoom - acha abhi sai apni biwi ki need dekhane lage etna thaka dene ke baad
Mai - acha baba thik hai laao jara chai laa do mujhe
Masoom - nahi bikul nahi pehele naha ke aao jaao
Mai - do naa baby please
Masoom - nope nahi matalb no
Mai uth ke bathroom mai chali gayi aur masoom niche gayi
Masoom - maa chai ke saath aur kaya lekar jaau kuch dikha nahi kitchen mai mujhe
B chachi - are bahu woh wahi dekh naa piche ek white box hoga namkeen kaa
Janu - aur woh kapde mai kaya dena hai maa unhe
B chachi - woh ritu sai bola tha mainr nikalne ko aaj uske liye ek kurta nikala hai wahi dena hai
Tabhi piche sai awaaz aayi
Sanjana - nahi maa woh rehane do mai unke liye kuch alag saa lekar aayi hu
Kasish - haa badi maa bhaut acha hai
Sab unn dono ke pass jaate
dono sabke pair chhuti aur
Masoom - hum sab sai jada kushiya mile tum dono ko
Kasish - kaya baat bhabhi ji aap toh ekdum sone jaise chamak rahi ho lagata agali rani aap banoge kaya
Sanjana - haa aur sikha didi kaha hai hume bataya nahi aisi power hai unke paas waha bethe bethe hume sab dikha diya pehale kaa
Sikha joh gate sai kuch saaman lekar aa rahi thi woh saaman rakh kushi sai unn dono ke gale lag jaati hai
Masoom - tum dono waha betho mai aati hu kuch kaam hai
aur kuch der mai naha dohar bahar ayaa tayaar hokar niche aya
Mai - are tum don kab aayi
Masoom shir pe haath rakh ke - aree aapki chai
Tulsi - aree rehane de mai le aayi beth dev chal nasta kar le
Mai - are kaya baat didi aap aaj chai bana ke laayi hai
Tulsi - acha jaisa mere haath ki chai pi nahi kabhi
Mai - waise mom dad nahi aaye
Tulsi - aree kuch kaam thaa toh woh pura karke aa jaayenge kal
Mai - janu toh kaya abhi tak woh arav kaa ghusa nahi gaya
Janu - kaya pata aapnai bataya nahi naa K ko acha bana ke chale aaye yaha jabki woh sab bigad raha tha
Mai - kaya yaar saloni essko bhi bata diya sab
Saloni mere muh mai bread khilati hui - sabko bata diya har kisi ko
Maa - tum log kaya kaya baate karte hum logo ke samajh nahi aata
B chachi - karne do didi humari family vapas ek ho gayi aur kaya caahiye aur abb yeh samrat bada ho gaya hai toh badi baate karega hi naa
Maa jaati hui - haa bhai samarat ke dushmano ki kami kaha hai
Udhar ghar mai thoda dur table sai
Sanjana - aee ritu ki bachi yaha aa jara yaha aa
Ritu - haa bol naa kaya huaa
Sanajana - dheere ek baat bata sikha didi ke vision mai sab dekha par yeh sab kaya saloni didi kuch azeeb se nahi kar rahi achanak sai
Ritu - etnai jaldi kaise pakad liya tune
Sanjana + what really they are close or what
Ritu has ke - yes they are made for each other
Sanjana - how could that will be possible
Kirti - aur chorniyo kaya english winglish chal rahi
Sanjana - what di what di i do i was just taking about ....
Kirti hath upper - aee bus kar naa baba badi angrez ban rahi hai
Ritu has ke - kahi kirti didi aapka bhi number toh nahi laga kahi aur haa haa bolo bolo
Aditi unke pass sai jaati hui - jara dur rehana mere rakshak sai badi jaldi bakshak ban jaate hai
woh hasati hui chali gayi
Kirti - kaya yaar sab meri hi taang kyu khichane lage achanak sai
Sanjana - kyuki aapnai meri baat kaati
Kirti - are nahi yaar woh log hai couple toh hai esmai kaya aur kuch chize humare samajh sai bahr hai that all kind of janam etc ..
Sanjana - phir bhai nai kasish ko kyu mana kiya ki woh unn sai love naa kare
Ritu ke muh sai chai nikalane waali thi par uss nai roka
Kirti - what rubbish are you taking sanju
Sanjana - nahi di sach kaha maine
Ritu - nahi aisa kaise kuch bhi keh rahi hai tuh
Kirti - par kasish kaise
Sanajana nai purani saari baate batayi kasish aur joker ke bich kaya hua tha
Kirti - aur yeh tune mujhe matalab hume abb bataya
Ritu - ess kasish ki bachi ko toh mai dekhungi abb mujhe bhi naa bataya apni behan ko nahi aakhir kyu
Sanjana - are bus kar baat kar lena baat yaha yeh nahi ki uss nai kaya kiya uss nai toh anjaane mai kiya yaa kahi hua bhai dev bhai nai usko mana kaya keh ke kiya ki you are my sister waha jaane ke baad bhaut baar woh bolati ki agar cahiye toh same waisa hi bf jaisa joker i mean dev bhai hai ...
Edhar
Mai - pari kaha hai
Pari kitchen sai nikal ke aati hai
Pari - haa kaya hua
Mai - are aise hi kaafi der sai dekha nahi tujhe toh dekh raha thaa kaha hai
Pari andar hi andar badi kush ho jaati hai
Saloni mere kaan mai - waise mai foolghobhi toh yeh kaya hai
Mai gala saaf karke - kuch nahi pari aaj ka news paper dena jara
pari bhagati hui jaldi sai newspaper mujhe deti hai
Uss nai top news thi ki do gang ko raato raat maar diya gaya hai
Maine phone uthya aur akash ko call laga diya
Akash - kaya hua newspaper abhi padha kaya
Mai - haa abb tum log mere ghar aao gaow mai
Akash - par kyu yaha toh abhi shuru kiya tha
Mai - jiske dimag mai baat dalane thi choro gundo ko ikahata karne ka woh ho gaya hoga abb tak abb aa jaao
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Bahut hi shaandar update diya hai Dev the lover bhai.....UPDATE 179
Udhar K dev laat jamin pe marte hue
Abb sai K Dev only K likhunga aur mahashaitan ko manohar
K - yeh sab kaya talwar yeh tob h dusari waali hai
Manohar - usnai hume dhokha de diya kahi usko pehale sai toh nahi pata thaa naa ki aap hi uske asali dushman ho
K - sala kis baap ki aulaad hai yeh kaise dimag eska etna chala aur kaise padha hua tha niche jaise mar gaya hai mai jaa raha hi usko marane abhi
Manohar man mai kush hota par - Aisa mat kariye abhi naa woh aapko hara sakata naa aap usko usnai ek daav toh jaise lag raha jeet liya par hume apna naha daav lagana hoga koi
K - acha aisa kar duniya ke saare bure bigade gundo choro sabko ikhata kar joh
Manohar - acha thik hai jaisa aap kahe
uske baad manohar wha sai chala ata yeh jagah koi alag si jagah thi jaha abhi K aaya tha sayad dev ke narak mai jaane ke baad uss nai banayi hogi
Aur dheere dheere moonlight sai earth bhari aur dheere khatam ho gayi aur subah aa gayi
Masoom mujhe hila rahi thi - utho bhi kitna so rahe ho
Mai jambhayi leta hua - kaya kitna tum sai kam soya hu
Masoom - acha abhi sai apni biwi ki need dekhane lage etna thaka dene ke baad
Mai - acha baba thik hai laao jara chai laa do mujhe
Masoom - nahi bikul nahi pehele naha ke aao jaao
Mai - do naa baby please
Masoom - nope nahi matalb no
Mai uth ke bathroom mai chali gayi aur masoom niche gayi
Masoom - maa chai ke saath aur kaya lekar jaau kuch dikha nahi kitchen mai mujhe
B chachi - are bahu woh wahi dekh naa piche ek white box hoga namkeen kaa
Janu - aur woh kapde mai kaya dena hai maa unhe
B chachi - woh ritu sai bola tha mainr nikalne ko aaj uske liye ek kurta nikala hai wahi dena hai
Tabhi piche sai awaaz aayi
Sanjana - nahi maa woh rehane do mai unke liye kuch alag saa lekar aayi hu
Kasish - haa badi maa bhaut acha hai
Sab unn dono ke pass jaate
dono sabke pair chhuti aur
Masoom - hum sab sai jada kushiya mile tum dono ko
Kasish - kaya baat bhabhi ji aap toh ekdum sone jaise chamak rahi ho lagata agali rani aap banoge kaya
Sanjana - haa aur sikha didi kaha hai hume bataya nahi aisi power hai unke paas waha bethe bethe hume sab dikha diya pehale kaa
Sikha joh gate sai kuch saaman lekar aa rahi thi woh saaman rakh kushi sai unn dono ke gale lag jaati hai
Masoom - tum dono waha betho mai aati hu kuch kaam hai
aur kuch der mai naha dohar bahar ayaa tayaar hokar niche aya
Mai - are tum don kab aayi
Masoom shir pe haath rakh ke - aree aapki chai
Tulsi - aree rehane de mai le aayi beth dev chal nasta kar le
Mai - are kaya baat didi aap aaj chai bana ke laayi hai
Tulsi - acha jaisa mere haath ki chai pi nahi kabhi
Mai - waise mom dad nahi aaye
Tulsi - aree kuch kaam thaa toh woh pura karke aa jaayenge kal
Mai - janu toh kaya abhi tak woh arav kaa ghusa nahi gaya
Janu - kaya pata aapnai bataya nahi naa K ko acha bana ke chale aaye yaha jabki woh sab bigad raha tha
Mai - kaya yaar saloni essko bhi bata diya sab
Saloni mere muh mai bread khilati hui - sabko bata diya har kisi ko
Maa - tum log kaya kaya baate karte hum logo ke samajh nahi aata
B chachi - karne do didi humari family vapas ek ho gayi aur kaya caahiye aur abb yeh samrat bada ho gaya hai toh badi baate karega hi naa
Maa jaati hui - haa bhai samarat ke dushmano ki kami kaha hai
Udhar ghar mai thoda dur table sai
Sanjana - aee ritu ki bachi yaha aa jara yaha aa
Ritu - haa bol naa kaya huaa
Sanajana - dheere ek baat bata sikha didi ke vision mai sab dekha par yeh sab kaya saloni didi kuch azeeb se nahi kar rahi achanak sai
Ritu - etnai jaldi kaise pakad liya tune
Sanjana + what really they are close or what
Ritu has ke - yes they are made for each other
Sanjana - how could that will be possible
Kirti - aur chorniyo kaya english winglish chal rahi
Sanjana - what di what di i do i was just taking about ....
Kirti hath upper - aee bus kar naa baba badi angrez ban rahi hai
Ritu has ke - kahi kirti didi aapka bhi number toh nahi laga kahi aur haa haa bolo bolo
Aditi unke pass sai jaati hui - jara dur rehana mere rakshak sai badi jaldi bakshak ban jaate hai
woh hasati hui chali gayi
Kirti - kaya yaar sab meri hi taang kyu khichane lage achanak sai
Sanjana - kyuki aapnai meri baat kaati
Kirti - are nahi yaar woh log hai couple toh hai esmai kaya aur kuch chize humare samajh sai bahr hai that all kind of janam etc ..
Sanjana - phir bhai nai kasish ko kyu mana kiya ki woh unn sai love naa kare
Ritu ke muh sai chai nikalane waali thi par uss nai roka
Kirti - what rubbish are you taking sanju
Sanjana - nahi di sach kaha maine
Ritu - nahi aisa kaise kuch bhi keh rahi hai tuh
Kirti - par kasish kaise
Sanajana nai purani saari baate batayi kasish aur joker ke bich kaya hua tha
Kirti - aur yeh tune mujhe matalab hume abb bataya
Ritu - ess kasish ki bachi ko toh mai dekhungi abb mujhe bhi naa bataya apni behan ko nahi aakhir kyu
Sanjana - are bus kar baat kar lena baat yaha yeh nahi ki uss nai kaya kiya uss nai toh anjaane mai kiya yaa kahi hua bhai dev bhai nai usko mana kaya keh ke kiya ki you are my sister waha jaane ke baad bhaut baar woh bolati ki agar cahiye toh same waisa hi bf jaisa joker i mean dev bhai hai ...
Edhar
Mai - pari kaha hai
Pari kitchen sai nikal ke aati hai
Pari - haa kaya hua
Mai - are aise hi kaafi der sai dekha nahi tujhe toh dekh raha thaa kaha hai
Pari andar hi andar badi kush ho jaati hai
Saloni mere kaan mai - waise mai foolghobhi toh yeh kaya hai
Mai gala saaf karke - kuch nahi pari aaj ka news paper dena jara
pari bhagati hui jaldi sai newspaper mujhe deti hai
Uss nai top news thi ki do gang ko raato raat maar diya gaya hai
Maine phone uthya aur akash ko call laga diya
Akash - kaya hua newspaper abhi padha kaya
Mai - haa abb tum log mere ghar aao gaow mai
Akash - par kyu yaha toh abhi shuru kiya tha
Mai - jiske dimag mai baat dalane thi choro gundo ko ikahata karne ka woh ho gaya hoga abb tak abb aa jaao
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Nice updateUPDATE 162
Uske baad hum log kaafi aage nikal gaye aise hi baate karate hue yeh log toh etna baate ki thak ke need lene lagi aur mai car cahate hue abb un palo ko soch raha thaa jis sai mai aaj yaha hu
Tabhi koi samane aya aur maine break mara sab jaag gayi
Maine car kaa gate khola aur dekha waha ek ladaka kadha tha
Mai - kon ho tum yaha kyu kadhe ho
Tabhi piche mere body pe ek laat padi aur laat marne waali ki taang sayad tut gayi aise giri woh
Yeh dekh woh ladaka mere pe fire karat uss sai pehale uske uski gun pakad ke uske kandhe par maari woh aage gir gaya
Mai - kaya kar raha hai ladake tuh majak samajh raha hai kaya
Ladka uss tutti taang waali ladaki ki taraf jata hai aur mere aas pass aur log aa gaye
Aur mujhpar war karne lage tarah tarah ke attacks sai par mere samajh mai nahi aa raha kyu maine haatho sai ek ek puch mai unhe wahi behosh kar diya
Woh taang tuti ladaki boli - kon ho tum janawar ho kaya joh aise maar rahe ho sako
Devika uske baal pakad ke - Chhup kar kudh hamala karati aur bolati hai ki woh janwar hai
Ladak devika ke haath pakadne wala tha maine ek laat maari usse aur woh ek ped sai takara gaya
Ladaki - nahi bhai please unhe chhod do
Maine niche jhuka aur devika sai baal chhodani ko kaha
uss ladaki ki awaaz mai woh dard tha joh mai pehale bhi dekh chuka tha
Mai - chhod do devika esko
Devika - par yeh ...
Mai - chhod do jaane do
Devika nak usse chhoda aur woh joh uth nahi paa rahi thi bhaag ke apne bhai ke pass gayi
Ladaki - bhai tum thik toh naa
Ladak - haa diya mai thik hu bus kandhe mai chhot lagi hai
Diya - aapsai bola tha maine mujhe nahi lagata yeh koi mamuli insaan hai hume nahi lena caahiye tha yeh mission
Mai aage usske pass akar - kaya naam hai tumhara
Ladaka - Yash
Mai - haa tog yash aur diya etnai early age mai yeh sab krne ke liye kaya chiz tumhe majboor kar rahi hai
Yash apna haath pakad ke - sir aapke toh baal suit sab jaise gold ke hai humare liye toh aapke jutte ki bhi kimat saal bhar kahane ke barabar hogi
Mai apne jutte ki taraf dekh ke - nahi sayad jasie tum bol rahe ho uss hisab sai enki kimat tumhare liye 200-300 saal araam sai kahne ke liye hai
Diya mere taraf dekh ke shir jhuka ke - aap sayad koi raja yaa kuch aur lagate hai humsai kaha gaya tha ek insaan ko marana hai
Yash - chup raho diya hume yeh sab batana nahi hota hai caahe mar jaaye
Maine haath apne seene pe rakha aur mera suit gayab ho gaya yeh dekh dono aur chauk gaye
Mai - janu enn baaki logo ko rope of death sai baand do aur aaj andhera hone ko hai toh yehi camp laga dete hai devika tum enn dono kaa kahyaal rakho abhi sai 30 minute baad milata hu tum logo sai
Thodi der baad baaki sab logo ke saath shiva aur sandy bhi aa gaye mainee bola aaj raat yehi rukate hai sab apne enjoyed mood me the toh yeh sab batana kaa koi matlab bhi nahi tha
mai tent ko lagate lagate kuch soch raha thaa
Shiva - kaya baat hai bhai kuch pareshan sai lag rahe ho
Mai has ke - nahi aisa kuch nahi aur sabki sab thik hai aur chhoti kaha hai
Sandy - woh toh bhai thak ke soo gayi kirti ke saath khel khel ke
Mai utha - ach thik hai thoda aram karo aur thoda alert reaha
Sandy - ji bhai
Thodi der baad mai devika ke pass gaya
Mai - ae ladake chal mere saath jara
Diya - please enhe kuch mat kariye
Komal - shaant raho unhe marna hota toh abhi tak tum log bache nahi hote
Woh utha aur mere saath bahar chala thodi dur jaane ke baad
Mai - jis nai tujhe bheja hai woh tujhe barbaad kar dega
Yash - aisa kaya hai uss mai
Mai - kyuki uska kaam hai logo ko aisa bana dena
Yash - mai samjha nahi kaya keh rahe ho
Mai - woh tumhe aisa bana dega joh tum karoge tumhe wahi sahi lagega
Yash - oh sakata par aapnai hum dono ko kyu chhoda
Mai - kyuki tum abhi wahi ho jaha mai tha
Yash - matlab tum kaise logo ko marne soory aap kaise marane lage logo ko
Mai - maine bahut logo ko mara hai kudh ke liye logo ke liye ache ke liye bure ke liye
Yash - abhi aapnai kaha mere jaise uss sai matlab
Mai - matlab ki mai bhi kabhi aise logo ko marata tha bus farak etna hai tumhare pass abhi diya hai mere pass koi nahi tha toh bhaut wkhat laga
Yash - kis chiz mai wkhat laga
Mai - yeh janane mai kis asal mai zindagi hai kaya
Yash - sir aap kuch saaf saaf nahi bata rahe hai
Mai - matalb abb kaya sab bata du maine apni biwiyo ko nahi bataya
Yash - sir aap kaya cahate hai aap jaise halat kisi aur ki ho ek minute woh sab aapki biwiya thi kaya
Mai - haa aur mai nahi caahunga ki koi bhi waise bane
Yash - toh sir bata dijiye naa aage bhi kuch
Mai - acha chal beth
Hum dono wha beth gaye maine apna haath aage kiya aur waha ek memory plate aa gayi
Darsal mai dev ek time pe jisko aaj mai marana caah rha aur jis mahashaitaan yaani manohar jis sai tumhe bheja usska student tha
Par mere liye toh uss time naa kuch galat thaa na kuch sahi
Flash back
Yeh mere pehale janam kaa hisa hai jis sai koi jaan paayega ki mai aur mahashaitaan yaa manohar kon the kyu the kis liye the
Mai naa kisi ke pet sai janama naa hi kisi nai mujhe banya tha mai ek shakti vishfhot sai nikala tha uss time pe kuch log mujhe jinka maine acha kiys woh mujhe shaktiyo kaa devata bolate aur jinka maine bura kiya tha woh mujhe shaktiyo kaa shaitaan bolate the
Baat hai hai ek din ki mujhe kuch logo nai mujhe gher liya marne ke liye aur kuch ko bachane mai maine do logo ko maar diya aur jab uske gaav waalo ko pata chala toh mere chhote sai bane ghar mai unn logo nai aag laga diya
Mai akela thaa toh kon hi bachane aayega mujh uss din pehali baar mujhe dar laga waha sabke pass dost the unke pariwar the par mere pass kuch nahi tha
Halaki aisa nahi ki mere dost nahi bane bane par bus faiyada lene le liye sab jab tak mere pass rehate the jab mere pass kuch thaa yaa kisi sai ladane ki jarurat hoti thi
Toh mai bahaga uss gaav sai bahar ki taraf aur bagate hue unn logo nai bahut kuch phek ke mara jis sai meri halat bahut kahrab ho chuki thi
Jaise hi mai gaav sai bahr nikala wha ek adami aa gaya mere samane uss din maine asali dar dekha joh gaav waale mujhe marane ko taiyaar the woh usske aate hi aise jhuk ke beth gaye jaise woh unka sab kuch hoo
Behtreen update dev broUPDATE 163
Uss adami ki awwaz aise aayi ki agar koi sune chhota bacha toh uska mut nikal jaaye maine apna pakada kahi mera toh naa nikala mai bhi utana bada nahi hu
woh ek khatarnak adami jaisa lag raha tha
toh
kaya be kutto kaahe chila rahe ho aur uth ladake kaya kiya hai esnai
ek bola maalik mere bete ko maar diya aur eske bhi
gand ke andhe yeh etna saa hokar tere ghode jaise beto ko maar dega pata hai kiske samane kadha hai tuh
maafi maafi maalik par esnai kiya
mai upper ki tarah dekh ke uska muh ekdum kala kala nazar aa raha tha andhere mai
Unn logo nai mujhe gher liya tha aur jaan sai marne wale the ess liye maine unhe kudh ko marne sai pehale maar diya
maalik yeh jhutt keh raha hunare bache aise nahi hai
sab esko maalik keh rahe sayad maalik eska naam hai
Maalik - teri maa ke naam kaa mantra padhu saale har kisi ko uska beta sidha aur beti dood ki dhuli lagti hai aur unn do chutiyo ko mardangi dikhane kaa mauka mila toh esske samane humare pass bhej deta
maalik ab aap hi naaye kare
Maalik aage gaye aur ussko haath sai utha liyaa - teri beti chodu saale edhar aa ladake
Mai usske paas gaya - ji
Maalik - kaya karna cahata hai eske saath
Mai - esnai mera banaya hua ghar jala diya essko toh mai akela hota toh jala deta
Usnai haath aage kiya aur uske haath mai aag aa gayi
Maalik - le jala
usnai etnai tezz bola aur samane koi haa naa bhi nahi keh raha tha maine haath mai woh aag ki masaal pakadi aur usnai uss adami ko uske upper rakh diya woh jal ke rakh ho gaya
Yeh aisa shaitani kaam maine aag tak naa dekha na kabhi socha rha yeh aakhir hai kon
woh chillaya aur waha sai sab bhaag gaye
Woh - kaya caahiye tere ko joh yaha bhaag ke aaya
Mai - kuch nahi .....
woh mujhe ghurane laga - tera koi hai nahi kaya be
Mai - nahi tuh kon hai
Woh mujhe pakad ke utha liya - chaar fati ke ande apne baap sai aise baat karata hai
Mai - meri toh naa hi nahi baap kaha sai aayega
Woh - acha tabhi saale etnai akad hai kabhi lagata londiya ko niche liya nahi joh etnai akad hai
Mai - haa mera toh hai par tere toh etnai age mai bhi etnai akad lagata tujhe bhi abhi tak nahi mili
usnai mujhe ped pe phek ke mara
Mai - phek aise raha jaise londiya bhi nagi naa dekhi tune be
Woh - chup kar machar ki jaat
Mai - sala chodu mere haath ek adami jala diya
Woh - tuh bola toh jhadu ki jalana hai tujhe pehale bada ji ji kar raha tha
Mai - haa pehale laga tuh koi raja waza hai par toh meri hi tarah chodu killer hai
Woh - tuh abb tak kitnai maara be
Mai soch ke - abhi tak 223 yeh adami laga hata ke esko tune jalaya
Woh - hat mai nahi manata
Mai - mat maan maa chuda
usnai pet pe laat mari aur mere muh sai khoon aya
maine haath pe liya khoon ko aur chaat gaya
Woh dekha phir mujhe azeeb sai
Woh - tuh lagata paidaishi harami hai
Mai - par tere jaisa harmi banana hai taki sabki gaand fate jaise abhi en logo sai fati
Woh - dusari ki gaand fatane sai pehale apni gaand mai guda hona caahiye
Mai - acha chhoda jane de phir
Mai etna bol paya ki woh aise roop mai aaya ki mai abb apna pakad bhi nahi sakata mut nikal hi gaya sach mai
Woh - mahashaitan hu mahashaitan shaitaan bhi mere aage jhuk ke jata hai
mere pair kaap rahe the usko aisa dekh ke
woh normal hua par abb normal bhi dekh usko mere taange kaap rahi thi
Mahashaitan - kaya lauda fas gaya muh mai bol be
Mai - ji ji kuch nahi
Mahashitan jor sai hasa - chal waise ess roop tak aane pe nahi sab pehale hi dar jaate hai tuh pehale joh uss roop tak gaya meri takkar waalo mai
Mai - ji ji
Mahashitan - chal ab tuh mere kaam aayeg aur mai tere
Mai uske piche piche jaane laga thodi der baad jab woh aage agaya uske mehal mai toh waha gate mai nagi ladkiya kadhi yeh sab daasi thi yaa raniya etnai sundar
Mahashitan - yaha akar tuh samajh gaya hoga mai ghusane naa jata kahi ghuswane waali kudh akar beth jaati hai
Mai - ji ji
Mahashitan - chodu abb darna band kar tujhe ess kiye laya kyuki tere andar dum hai
Mai - yeh sab mere ko bhi dega tuh ki nahi
Mahashitan - ha ha ha ha pehale aisa ban jaa ki enki mai jab daale toh baar baar tujhe maange jaise abhi mujhe managti hai
Mai - yaha koi adami nahi hai kaya
Mahashitan - chhup be unki kaya gaand sai gaand hilayega
Mai - nahi nahi
Mahashitan - woh dekh samane jisko tune aaj mara yeh uski beti hai
Mai - mai jaau kaya
Mahashitan - chhup abhi etna ho jaa ki pareshani naa ho
Mai - matlab
Mahashitan - tuh apni kahani banana chata hai toh jab kahi kahani batayega yaa likhega waha tera baalik hona jaruri hai na..
Mai - acha samajh gaya tab tak mai kaya karu ess mehal mai
Mahashitan - aee ramu ki edhar aa
Anu - ji maalik
Mai - esko woh roopnagar wala kaam de de aur eski thakaan mitnae ko kar kuch
woh mujhe ek kamre mai lekar gayi aur waha mujhe kuch taswire dikhayi
Anu - enn chaar logo ko marna hai
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Acha thik hai par yeh taswir banane wala kon hai badi achi banayi hai marane waali ki taswir
Anu - tumhe kaya matlab kaam karo apna
Mai - haa bus kar jaa apna kaam kar mera dimag naa kaah
Anu wha sai apna niche aur upper kaa saaman hilati chali gayi
Maine dekha uss taswir ko dubara aur phir apni kapde mai khos liya
Tabhi ek aur ladaki aayi aur woh mujhe ek sone ke siko sai bhara ek thaila diya aur ek talwar di aur chali gayi anu ki tarah
Maine woh sab liya aur chala uss gaav ki tarf jaha woh charo milenge
Waha sai mai ek gaav mai ruka jaha purane saaman karide beche jaate the apne pass purane ke naam pe bus ek saaman tha joh mere pent mai tha woh thodi bechunga mai
Toh socha kuch kahrid liya jaaye purana
Waha ek bahut si sadi gali si ek talwar thi maine socha yehi karib leta hu par woh mujhe do sone ke sike ke padi
Mai - aisa kaya hai be esmai chabutar ke
Bechane wala - chabutar kaya
Mai - kaam ki baat naa suni lakadi chod nai
Bechane wala - yeh 2000 saal purani hai ess liye
Mai - saali eski halat aisi hai jaise koi raja apni sadi hui gaand khujata tha
Bechane wala - aee bhaya karid li naa abb mere ko aur bechane de jaa yaha sai
Maine usko apni piche ki nayi karidi polati mai rakh liya
Aur gaav paar karata hua ek jungle mai pahucha sala jungalo kaa yeh bada ghatiya kaam hai andar jaate hi jhaadi dekh ke mut ane lagata hai
Khair eska bulawa kon roak sakat hai maine ek jhaadi mai khaali kiya paani
Tabhi ek pathar laga meri khopadi mai
Kon hai be sala waha bosadi mai.. mera matlab uss ghufaa mai kon hai be
Waha sai ek ladaki bahar aayi aur
Ladaki - kaise ho meri jaan
Maine aage piche dekha - mere sai kaha kaya
Ladaki - haa tumsai hi jaan edhar aao naa
Mai - apni talwar nikal ke uske samane ki aur woh behosh ho gayi hat saali yeh gali hui talwaar kaha sai aa gayi
Mai abb uss ladaki ke pass gaya uska haath utha ke chhoda - abe yeh toh ludak gayi sach mai etnai baas aa rahi kaya uss talwar sai par yeh apne ko jaan kaahe bol rahi thi chhodo apne ko kaya mare caahe zinda rahe pehale chal ke enko maar ke aata hu pass hi lagta hai enka ghar hai
Thodi dur jaane ke baad maine ghar dekha aur talwaar lekar ghar mai ghusa aur charo ko kaat pit ke bahar aya par marne mai saalo nai mera haath kaat diya maine apna kata hua haath bhi apni potali mai daal liya unke shir ke saath
Bhar nadi ke pass jakar maine khudh ko dhoya aur apna haath saaf kiya jismai sai abhi thoda thoon ana band hua aur maine apne upper ka kapada uatar ke uspar baand liya
Mai bandh hi raha tha ki ek chidiya mere ko ek chitti dekar gayi
Pata chala kuch ghadi pehale tune kaam pura kiya aur tera haath kat gaya hai usko lekar paas ke gaav sai lage hua rajya mai jaa wha ek ladaki milegi tujhe saloni naam ki uss sai bolana apne haath ko jodnai ke liye
Saloni haa chalo esko bhi dekh lete yeh bhi mere ko jaan bolati hai kaya
Mai saaman utha ke waha sai chala aur thodi hi smaye baad gaav ko paar kiya aur uss rajya ke market sai jaane laga log mujhe ghur ghur ke dekhane lage same waise jaise mei kuch saal kaa hua tha tab dekhate the
Ek adami -chii chii abb kaise kaise log aane lage hai ess rajaya mai
Ek aurat - aise anaath ko toh bich sehar mai taang ke maar dena caahiye
Mai talwaar nikalane wala thaa ki mere kate hue sai alag haath pe kisi nai haath rakha laga mano mere shareer kaa dard sab kahatam ho gaya ho
Maine pichel dekha woh boli - tumhi ho jisko mahashaitaan nai bheja hai
Mahashaitaan kaa naam sunate sab mere aage gir gaye woh aurat apne saari ke palu sai mere pair ki dhul ko saaf karne lagi
Aurat - mere sarkaar maafi maafi humsai bhaut badi bhul hui joh humani aisa kaha aapko maafi
Saloni - sab uth aur jaaye yaha sai yeh yaha kisi ko kuch nahi karenge
Sab jaldi jaldi waha sai bhage aur mai saloni yeh naam thaa uss ladaki kaa uske piche gaya aur beth gaya ek kaksh mai kaafi sundar kakash hai
Maine polati saamane rakhi aur apna haath nikal ke samane rakha woh ussko uth ke silane lagi aur phir usnai mer silate silate ek malham lagya jiski khusboo maine aaj tak nahi shungi thi
Mai - yeh kaya hai yeh mujhe milega kaya
Saloni - ji yeh malham hai joh maas ko fatane sai bacata hai silate hue aur jada dard naa ho saath saath aisi khusboo deta hai jis sai aap sukoon sai upchar kara sake
Mai- acha yeh bhi sahi hai
Usnai uske baad haath waath ghumaya aur kuch bolaa jaise jadu jaise mere haath judnai laga abb aisa nahi lag raha thaa mera haath mere sai alag hai
Kuch time aur laga aur jaise hi usnai woh last mantra padha mai behosh ho gaya
Saloni - tum log anadar aao aur haa enko sambhal ke nehala ke sula dena yeh humare liye aadesh hai
Saloni man mai - yeh aakhir kon hai naa eske andar kushi hai naa dukh aisa maine pehali baar dekha hai
Unsai waha padi woh talwaar uthayi aur dekhaa
Saloni - yeh etnai purani talwaar kaise yaha ess bag mai
Usnai ussko saaf karna chalu kiya …