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Maine ek phone milaya uske baad
Mai - haa Shiva kaha hai woh tino
Shiva - bhai woh tino jaa rahe the ghar par phir achank naa jane kaya hua ki vapas laut
Mai - oh aacha chal baat mai call karata ek call aa rahi hai
Mai unka call pick kiya - haa didi kaisi ho
Tulsi - didi ke bache hai kaha tuh haa etnai saal hue naa koi kharbar naa kuch lagata sabako bhul gaya tuh
Mai - aapko kaise pata chala mai aa gaya hu
Tulsi - sona gayab hai aur tere alawa tin saal kai usko aur kon gayab karega
Mai - ek kaam karo didi aap naa sabko lekar yaha aa jao humare yaha diwali bhi mana lenge saath mai
Tulsi - par woh
Mai - kaya didi apka college bhi khatam ho gaya bahane mat banao aur agar koi bf wagera hai toh bata do
Tulsi - chup kar pagal kuch bhi bolata hai
Mai - ohh daal mai kala lag taha didi ghusa ho gayi matalab ..
Tulsi - aee bus bus kuch bhi mat kahe jaa samajha par ek baat bata tuh mujhe
Mai - jaa didi pucho naa
Tulsi - tuh sach mai etna bada samart hokar hum jaiso sai ekdum normal hokar mila bilkul bhi ghamand nahi
Mai - didi aisa hai toh par maine ess zindagi mai apana sab plan karke rakaha tha even mera janam bhi mujhe pata tha mujhsai payaar karne waali mujhe jaroor bana ke ess duniya me bhejunga par woh kehate hai naa zindagi aapki planing sai bhi alah kuch naa kuch plan karke rakhati hai aur mai kush ho ki aap jaisi didi aur baaki sab mile
Tulsi - waise dekha jaye toh abb humara rista kuch aur ho jaayega jab sona ki tujsai shaadi ho jaayegi
Mai - didi risate hum banate hai na shaadi naa koi aur naam dene se risate nahi banate par aap jaise hi usko asal mai zinda rakahate hai dekho mujhe etna pata hai sona mere man ki har chiz janati hai aur woh apni tulsi di ko sab bata deti hai toh abb aur baate mat karo kaya hua kaya nahi jab aap jaan gayi ho
sab uss sai
Tulsi - are mera dev toh pura sach mai purane jamane kaa raja hi lag raha teri ko 100 raniya honi caahiye ....
Mai - are na na aisa ashirwad mat dena didi etnai bhaut hai mere liye bus bus
Tulsi didi tezz sai hasati hai - acha baba thik hai chal mom dad sai baat karti waha ane ke liye
Mai - ok didi mai karata hu phir aap sai tabhi baat koi dikat ho toh batana
Uske baad phone rakha aur maine vapas shiva ko call kiya
Mai - haa toh tum log kab aa rahe yaha
Shiva - bhai ab yeh kaam chhod ke kaise aye
Mai - woh sab abb tum mere pe chhod do mai kar lunga tum aao
Shiva - ok chal sandy ghar chal
Ab mere pass koi aur chiz nahi bachi thi mujhe usko dudhani ke saath apni
Mai aage jane ko hua ki piche sai awwaz aayi
Ruk Jaa Adharmi
Maine mud ke dekha - gurji aap
Gurji - yeh mai kaya sun raha hu dev
Mai - kaya guru ji
Gurji - mere saath khel mat khel dev apne guru kaa apmaan mat kar
Mai - maine aisa koi khel nahi khela guruji
Gurji - tune apne guru kaa bhi punaram janam karvaya ess sai bada adharm kaya hoga
Mai - mai kuch samajha nahi guruji
Gurji - tuh nahi janata ki masoom kaa pita govind kon hai
Mai soch ke - ohh acha toh k dev nai aapko bata diya sab
Gurji - haa jise mai sabsai khota sikka manata tha woh hera nikal aur tuh asali khota sikka hai mera
Mai - aap joh bhi kahe guru dev maine govind ji ke roop mai apka punaram janam es liye karwaya taaki aap meri madad kar sake
Gurji - kis chiz mai madad karu teri haa duniya ko kahatam karne mai
Mai - nahi balki usko aise mar kaat sai bachane mai
Gurji - toh aise hoga sabaka bachav
Mai - haa guruji mai uss samaye pull ( bridge ) ko tod den cahata hu jis sai koi bhi naa samaye mai aage ja sake naa piche
Gurji - par ess sai bhaut si jaatiya bhaut piche reh jaayegi
Mai - aaj naa toh kal sab aage badhate hai janate hai sab jite rehange toh sab acha hoga
Gurji - par duniya sai jadu kahtam hone kaa matalab hai bhaut si jatiya kahatam ho jana
Mai - nahi guruji mai bus uss jadu yaa mantra yaa joh kuch bhi hota jis sai samye yatra ho sakati usko band kiya jaa sake bus wahi karunga
Gurji - nahi ess sai samaye mai bhaut si gadbadiya ho jaayegi dev
Mai - hone de guruji unn sai ladane ko mere jaise bhaut sai samarat aur raja ladnai ko aate rehange par mahashaitaan jaise baar baar samaye ke saath khel ke naa jaane kitno logo aur na jaane kitni andekhi jaatiyo kaa naash karate rehate hai
Gurji - mujhe lagata mahashaitaan hi ess duniya mai sahi hoga tuh nahi tuh asali khalnayak hai ess duniya ko joh sab nasat karne jaa raha hai
Mai - joh bhi samajhe aap guru ji maine ladakiya ladi hai bhaut mai janata hu hum samart aur raja logo par sanik apni jaan luta dete hai aur piche teh jaate unke priwar joh unke bina puri zindagi kisi murde ki tarah reh jaate hai aamane samane ki ladayi mai woh sab mare hue sainik lad sakate the par agar unhe koi samaye sai khel ke maar de toh kaise lad paayenge woh log unn sai
Gurji - ess sai agar tune kisi apne ko kho diya toh devika yaa kdev kyuki un logo kaa bina jadu ke kuch astitva nahi hai
Mai - maine yeh ladayi guruji apno ko khone ke liye shuru ki thi balki apno ko bchane ke liye shuru ki apne aur sabke apno ke liye joh mujhe nahi lagata mahshaitaan kabhi soch sakata hai ussnai toh pechale janam mai bhi apni beti janu ko mujhe marne ko bheja thaa par usse kaya pata janu aur hume toh ek hona tha joh apno ki jaan aise khatre mai daal sakata woh apno ko bachane kaa dard nahi samajh sakata hai
Gurji - aur joh maine shikhaya tujhe un sidhanto kaa kaya hoga
Mai - unn sidhanto ko maine pichale hi janam me chhod diya uss sahreer ke saath
Gurji - matalb tune thaan liya hai ki duniya ko khatam tuh karega toh mai tere saath nahi rahunga mujhe bhi aisa naya sisha dudhana hoga joh tere inn mansubo pe pani pher sake
Mai - jaisa apko thik lage kare abb agaya cahunga mai aapsai
Guruji waha sai chale gaye aur thodi der baad waha k dev aya aur humani ek shield banaya taaki abb yeh baat ek panchi bhi naa sun paaye
[ K dev - kaya bhidu yaar yeh sahi tha tera guruji ko kaam pe laga diya
Mai - ha ha ha aur waise tune jhut sahi bola be jadu , samaye pull sab kahatam
K dev - par yaar guruji etnai nasamjh naa hone ki humari ess chal ko naa samajh paaye tune yeh sab sabsai bola ki yeh sab khatam karna aakhir tuh sach mai kaya cahata hai
Mai - mahashaitaan kaa ess nahi har duniya sai kahatma aur sabko ek aisi jindagi dena jismai woh apne caahane waalo ke bina kisi dar ke rahe matlab mai saare rajayo ko ek rajaya bana dunga mahashaitaan ke jaane baad
K dev - phie guruji yeh sab kyu
Mai - taaki mahashaitaan soche ke woh mere taraf nahi hai toh unsai milega jaroor wahi caahiye mujhe]
Maine ek phone milaya uske baad
Mai - haa Shiva kaha hai woh tino
Shiva - bhai woh tino jaa rahe the ghar par phir achank naa jane kaya hua ki vapas laut
Mai - oh aacha chal baat mai call karata ek call aa rahi hai
Mai unka call pick kiya - haa didi kaisi ho
Tulsi - didi ke bache hai kaha tuh haa etnai saal hue naa koi kharbar naa kuch lagata sabako bhul gaya tuh
Mai - aapko kaise pata chala mai aa gaya hu
Tulsi - sona gayab hai aur tere alawa tin saal kai usko aur kon gayab karega
Mai - ek kaam karo didi aap naa sabko lekar yaha aa jao humare yaha diwali bhi mana lenge saath mai
Tulsi - par woh
Mai - kaya didi apka college bhi khatam ho gaya bahane mat banao aur agar koi bf wagera hai toh bata do
Tulsi - chup kar pagal kuch bhi bolata hai
Mai - ohh daal mai kala lag taha didi ghusa ho gayi matalab ..
Tulsi - aee bus bus kuch bhi mat kahe jaa samajha par ek baat bata tuh mujhe
Mai - jaa didi pucho naa
Tulsi - tuh sach mai etna bada samart hokar hum jaiso sai ekdum normal hokar mila bilkul bhi ghamand nahi
Mai - didi aisa hai toh par maine ess zindagi mai apana sab plan karke rakaha tha even mera janam bhi mujhe pata tha mujhsai payaar karne waali mujhe jaroor bana ke ess duniya me bhejunga par woh kehate hai naa zindagi aapki planing sai bhi alah kuch naa kuch plan karke rakhati hai aur mai kush ho ki aap jaisi didi aur baaki sab mile
Tulsi - waise dekha jaye toh abb humara rista kuch aur ho jaayega jab sona ki tujsai shaadi ho jaayegi
Mai - didi risate hum banate hai na shaadi naa koi aur naam dene se risate nahi banate par aap jaise hi usko asal mai zinda rakahate hai dekho mujhe etna pata hai sona mere man ki har chiz janati hai aur woh apni tulsi di ko sab bata deti hai toh abb aur baate mat karo kaya hua kaya nahi jab aap jaan gayi ho
sab uss sai
Tulsi - are mera dev toh pura sach mai purane jamane kaa raja hi lag raha teri ko 100 raniya honi caahiye ....
Mai - are na na aisa ashirwad mat dena didi etnai bhaut hai mere liye bus bus
Tulsi didi tezz sai hasati hai - acha baba thik hai chal mom dad sai baat karti waha ane ke liye
Mai - ok didi mai karata hu phir aap sai tabhi baat koi dikat ho toh batana
Uske baad phone rakha aur maine vapas shiva ko call kiya
Mai - haa toh tum log kab aa rahe yaha
Shiva - bhai ab yeh kaam chhod ke kaise aye
Mai - woh sab abb tum mere pe chhod do mai kar lunga tum aao
Shiva - ok chal sandy ghar chal
Ab mere pass koi aur chiz nahi bachi thi mujhe usko dudhani ke saath apni
Mai aage jane ko hua ki piche sai awwaz aayi
Ruk Jaa Adharmi
Maine mud ke dekha - gurji aap
Gurji - yeh mai kaya sun raha hu dev
Mai - kaya guru ji
Gurji - mere saath khel mat khel dev apne guru kaa apmaan mat kar
Mai - maine aisa koi khel nahi khela guruji
Gurji - tune apne guru kaa bhi punaram janam karvaya ess sai bada adharm kaya hoga
Mai - mai kuch samajha nahi guruji
Gurji - tuh nahi janata ki masoom kaa pita govind kon hai
Mai soch ke - ohh acha toh k dev nai aapko bata diya sab
Gurji - haa jise mai sabsai khota sikka manata tha woh hera nikal aur tuh asali khota sikka hai mera
Mai - aap joh bhi kahe guru dev maine govind ji ke roop mai apka punaram janam es liye karwaya taaki aap meri madad kar sake
Gurji - kis chiz mai madad karu teri haa duniya ko kahatam karne mai
Mai - nahi balki usko aise mar kaat sai bachane mai
Gurji - toh aise hoga sabaka bachav
Mai - haa guruji mai uss samaye pull ( bridge ) ko tod den cahata hu jis sai koi bhi naa samaye mai aage ja sake naa piche
Gurji - par ess sai bhaut si jaatiya bhaut piche reh jaayegi
Mai - aaj naa toh kal sab aage badhate hai janate hai sab jite rehange toh sab acha hoga
Gurji - par duniya sai jadu kahtam hone kaa matalab hai bhaut si jatiya kahatam ho jana
Mai - nahi guruji mai bus uss jadu yaa mantra yaa joh kuch bhi hota jis sai samye yatra ho sakati usko band kiya jaa sake bus wahi karunga
Gurji - nahi ess sai samaye mai bhaut si gadbadiya ho jaayegi dev
Mai - hone de guruji unn sai ladane ko mere jaise bhaut sai samarat aur raja ladnai ko aate rehange par mahashaitaan jaise baar baar samaye ke saath khel ke naa jaane kitno logo aur na jaane kitni andekhi jaatiyo kaa naash karate rehate hai
Gurji - mujhe lagata mahashaitaan hi ess duniya mai sahi hoga tuh nahi tuh asali khalnayak hai ess duniya ko joh sab nasat karne jaa raha hai
Mai - joh bhi samajhe aap guru ji maine ladakiya ladi hai bhaut mai janata hu hum samart aur raja logo par sanik apni jaan luta dete hai aur piche teh jaate unke priwar joh unke bina puri zindagi kisi murde ki tarah reh jaate hai aamane samane ki ladayi mai woh sab mare hue sainik lad sakate the par agar unhe koi samaye sai khel ke maar de toh kaise lad paayenge woh log unn sai
Gurji - ess sai agar tune kisi apne ko kho diya toh devika yaa kdev kyuki un logo kaa bina jadu ke kuch astitva nahi hai
Mai - maine yeh ladayi guruji apno ko khone ke liye shuru ki thi balki apno ko bchane ke liye shuru ki apne aur sabke apno ke liye joh mujhe nahi lagata mahshaitaan kabhi soch sakata hai ussnai toh pechale janam mai bhi apni beti janu ko mujhe marne ko bheja thaa par usse kaya pata janu aur hume toh ek hona tha joh apno ki jaan aise khatre mai daal sakata woh apno ko bachane kaa dard nahi samajh sakata hai
Gurji - aur joh maine shikhaya tujhe un sidhanto kaa kaya hoga
Mai - unn sidhanto ko maine pichale hi janam me chhod diya uss sahreer ke saath
Gurji - matalb tune thaan liya hai ki duniya ko khatam tuh karega toh mai tere saath nahi rahunga mujhe bhi aisa naya sisha dudhana hoga joh tere inn mansubo pe pani pher sake
Mai - jaisa apko thik lage kare abb agaya cahunga mai aapsai
Guruji waha sai chale gaye aur thodi der baad waha k dev aya aur humani ek shield banaya taaki abb yeh baat ek panchi bhi naa sun paaye
[ K dev - kaya bhidu yaar yeh sahi tha tera guruji ko kaam pe laga diya
Mai - ha ha ha aur waise tune jhut sahi bola be jadu , samaye pull sab kahatam
K dev - par yaar guruji etnai nasamjh naa hone ki humari ess chal ko naa samajh paaye tune yeh sab sabsai bola ki yeh sab khatam karna aakhir tuh sach mai kaya cahata hai
Mai - mahashaitaan kaa ess nahi har duniya sai kahatma aur sabko ek aisi jindagi dena jismai woh apne caahane waalo ke bina kisi dar ke rahe matlab mai saare rajayo ko ek rajaya bana dunga mahashaitaan ke jaane baad
K dev - phie guruji yeh sab kyu
Mai - taaki mahashaitaan soche ke woh mere taraf nahi hai toh unsai milega jaroor wahi caahiye mujhe]
