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5 bodyguard ko Som buri tarah se pit chuka tha. Tabhi Som ke sine par poora panja tha... "Sommm... Sommm... Sommmm"…. Aakhen utha kar dekha to samne Diksha thi aur uske pichhe kayi sare VIP log aur uske bodyguard ki bhid. Uss VIP ke poori bhid ko najren gada kar Som poore gusse se ghur raha tha.
Kuchh waqt pahle Som aur Madam gale lag kar khoye se mahol me baat karne se le kar selfie lene me magan the. Issi bich lawn ke charo ore lage bade-bade parde par desh ke mashoor udhogyapati, arabpati, real state segment ke king aur pharmaceutical business ke emerging businessman jinhone 7 salon me iss industry ke topped listed me apni company ko 5th place par pahuncha chuke mashoor business man, founder of Kumar Group, Hiten Kumar ke bete aur Kumar Group ke chairman Jay Kumar, apni patni aur Co-Chairman Sadhna Kumar ke sath aa rahe the.
Jadeja family ke tarah hi Kumar family bhi thi jahan Kumar Group complete family business tha. Jay Kumar ladka aur ladki dono pakshon se invited the. Lata Mishra aur Sadhna Kumar dono cousins sister the, iske alawa Kumar Group, Jadeja family ke sath business relations the. Jay Kumar apne bade bete, bahu aur sabse chhoti beti ke sath iss shadi me shirkat kar rahe the.
Lighting ke bhuk-bhak aur parde par chal rahe family history se lekar social profiles sab flash ho raha tha. Ye iklauta VIP tha jiski tasveeren pichhle 2 minute se parde par flash ho rahi thi. Har koi ek alag hi curiosity me tha. Viraji Jadeja and brothers khud swagat ke liye mukhya dwar par khade the.
Sadhna aur Jay dono mahine din purv suchna de chuke the ki wo iss shadi ko attend karne aayenge. Event aur unke sheduale ko le'kar unki 1 baar Jugnu se pahle meeting ho chuki thi jahan Sadhna Kumar ne Jugnu se ikchha jahir ki thi ki 30 minute ke marriage attending duration me Jugnu uske sath rahe.
6.5 fit aur uske plus hight ke videshi bodyguard ki ek poori toli thi. Kumar family ke 5 member ke liye unke personal 24 special trained, complete armed bodyguard. Iske alawa Jay Kumar ke request par Sirohi Distt. Commissioner aur unke kuchh mustaid sipahi to pahle se iss jagah ke charo ore the.
Local politician ko bhi high command se special orders mile the, Jai Kumar & Family ka swagat karna. Kul mila kar ek poora kafila jisme Kumar family ke 5 member ke alawa 10 local top figure chamchagiri karte. Uske sath Jedeja family ke mukhiya. Kul 20-30 logon se ghire wo Aadmi resort me shirkat kar raha tha.
2 minute ke mind blasting introduction ke baad chaka-chak jagmagati hui raushni ke bich kafila chala aa raha tha. Sabhi log khade uss aate kafile ko dekh rahe the. Kuchh jo tasveeren le rahe the unhe mana kiya ja raha tha. Kinaro se jo log raste par aa chuke the unhe well trained, sadhe chhah futiya (6.5fit) bodyguard kandon par hath rakh kar hath ke ishare me ander jane ko kahte.
Inka kafila fir jab Som ke sath mess kar ke nikle aur jaisa counter reply Som ne diya, sabhi bus muh aur aankhen faade dekh rahe the. Mishrayan aur Mishra ji wahan pahunche jaroor lekin Som itne gusse me tha ki pichhe se inki awaj sun hi nahi raha tha.
Commissioner ne turant force ander lane ka order diya tha. Jaise hi Som ruka mahol 2 pakshon me bant gaya. Sabse aage Kumar & Company hi thi, jise Som ghur raha tha. Som aur Kumar & company ke bich me Diksha khadi thi. Issi bich Som ko pichhe se kayi policewale gher chuke the. Ab commissioner ka call tha, thana in-charge apne boss ko khush karne ke liye tuchhi harkat kar gaya.
Diksha poora panja Som ke sine se tikaye usse apni aakhon se bilkul shant khade rahne ka ishara kar rahi thi. Som, Kumar & company ko apni gussail aankhon se ghur raha tha. Issi bich uss police wale ne Som ke gal par ek thappad chipkaya.
"Tumhe kisi ne sikhaya nahi kya, kisi ko uski family ke samne me bejjat nahi karte"…. Aankhen ab bhi Kumar & Company ko ghur rahi thi. Usse dekhte huye hi Som garja aur bina unse najren hataye, thappad maarne wale hath ko khincha. Uske gidewan aur kamar ke belt ko pakar kar teji se hawa me uthaya aur usse bhi dharaammm. Itni teji ke sath usne police wale ko utha kar patka, usse dekh kar sab hakke bakke rah gaye.
Police wale ko utha kar patakte hi gun tan gayi aur commissioner hath dikha kar kisi ko na maarne ka ishare karte…. "Ek policewale ko maar kar tumne achha kiya ladke. Sari umr tu bahar ki zindgi nahi dekhega"
Som ab bhi Kumar & company ko apni laal gussail aankhon se ghur raha tha. "Thuuuu"… Commissioner ke baat sun kar Som, Kumar & family se bina najren hatate apna chehra kinare kiya aur thuk diya. Jay Kumar ka bada beta Nirvan aage badha tha lekin Jay hath badha'kar usse roka.
Commissioner:- Hathkadi pahnao...
"Commissioner Som ko Hathkadi laga kar isse thane tak le jao, mera wada hai tumse, uske Thane pahunchne se pahle iss case me main tumhari vardi utarva chuka rahunga. Naam nahi pata to note kar lo, Advocate Ashok Kamat"… Ashok ne kaha...
"Commissioner 2 minute me apne police ko le kar niklo warna raat ke 11 baje sab ke ghar par anti corruption ka chhapa padega aur main sunischit karunga ki mere log corruption ka charge laga kar hi bahar nikle"… Bansal ne chetavni dete huye kaha...
Jugnu, Som ke ore khadi hoti.… "Mujhe nahi pata ki ye jhagra kaise shuru hua, lekin ek baat hum sab ko pata hai.. wo kya hai"…
Ek sath kayi aawaj chillate … "Som ne yadi kisi ko maara hai to jaroor chindi harkat kiya hoga"…
Jugnu:- Ek comment Som sir ke live action ke bare me...
"Awesomeeeeee, mind blowing... Fantasticcccc... Apna Som, in videsi bodyguards ko ball ki tarah hawa me uchhal-uchhal kar patak raha tha"… bhid chillayi…
Jugnu:- Love you Som sir, kamal ka live action tha. Aap log naye hai isliye jaankari deti chalun. Humara lagbhag 1200 logon ka parivar hai. Baat koi aage na badhaye to hi sab ke liye achha hoga..
Som:- Madam ko sorry bolo abhi aur mera mobile utha kar lao... Yadi wo mobile kharab hua hoga aur uski tasveeren retrieve nahi hui to jis waqt mujhe ye baat yaad aayegi uss waqt ghar me ghus kar marunga bina kisi ki lihaj kiye...
Jay Kumar ka ishara hua ek bodyguard aage aaya... Som usse dhakke de kar pichhe karte…. "Jiska kafila tha wo sorry kahega, tu ja kar mera mobile dhundh kar la"
Jay Kumar ka beta fir ghura. Waiter ke serve karne ki tray se Som poora daru ka khamba utha kar ek shwans me poora gatakte... "Mrs Kumar, tumhara beta bahut ghur raha hai, protein powder aur calcium de kar body ko tandurast aur haddiyon ko majboot karwaya hai na, warna haddi tootne ka dard bahut hota hai"…
Jay Kumar ka beta Nirvan Kumar….. "Tumhe to baad me dekh lunga main aawara. Jitne drame yahan kar sakta hai kar le."
Som uski baat sun kar dobara se apna chehra ek kinare karte... "Akkk thuuu"
Sadhna Kumar:- Baat mat badhao... Madam I am sorry. Apne staff ki galti ke liye main maafi mangti hun"
Madam:- Jay, Sadhna, kisi ke beti ki shadi me aaye ho. Ye show off jaruri tha kya? Tumhe 4 baar iss baare me sochna chahiye. Som tum apne kamre me jao... Baad me aana..
Lata Mishra samne aa kar khadi hoti… "Tune suna nahi madam ne kya kaha... Ja abhi apne kamre me. Aur sun tu wo ekant wale kamre me mat ja, tu Diksha ke kamre me ja...
Som:- Nahi madam ko chhodne jana hai. Mishra ji car ki chabi do...
Kapendra Mishra:- Tere bike ki chabi diya tha na... Ja bahar khadi hai teri bike...
Som:- Mishra ji kaun si bike hai wo to batao...
Kapendra:- Wahi bike, kabhi jiski tasveer dekh kar tera dil aa gaya tha.…
"Aata hun mai Mishra ji"… fir Som dono hath jod kar Kumar & Company ko dikhate … "Kaha suna maaf karna Mr & Mrs Kumar. Staff ko salikha sikhao ki simple kapdon me khada aadmi bhi tum se jyada aukaad wala ho sakta hai. Fir to usne Madam ke upar hath dala tha. Poore Bharat me unse bhi jyada aukaad wala hai koi... Hai kya??"
Poori bhid ek sath.… "Koi bhi nahi"…
Madam:- Diksha, Som ko kamre me bhejo, aur koi mujhe ghar tak drop kar do...
Som:- Main chalta hun na.. .
Madam:- Nahi rahne de... Poori bottol pi gaya mere samne, tujh se main kal baat karungi. Abhi chalo koi mujhe drop kar do aur Som beta koi jhagda nahi...
Som:- Madam maine kahan shuru...
Madam:- Kya hua uss par safai maangi hun kya? Boli na ab koi jagda nahi…
Som:- Ok madam…
Madam:- Jay, Sadhna tum dono bhi jao. Diksha ki shadi me aaye ho na, scene create mat karo.
Jay:- Madam humne scene creat nahi kiya hai. Aap ke student ne scene creat kiya tha..
Madam:- Jay pichhe ki baat hoti to kuchh kaha bhi ja sakta hai. Video reapeat chalwa dun kya, yahan hua kya tha? Baat mat badhao. Tum unchi naak wale ho aur mere student ne bina kahe maafi maanga hai. Baat yahin khatm kar do...
Sadhna:- Bhid hatao yahan se, Jay, Nirvan chalo. Jijaji (Mishra ji) hume maaf karna… Diksha beta tu yahan kya kar rahi hai. Tum chalo yahan se. Aise jhagde to shadi me aam hote hain. UP me to bina goli chale koi shadi sudhh nahi mani jati... Tum aao mere sath stage tak..
Som:- Shukr hai kuchh to jamini culture yaad hai. Hume to lagta tha arabpatiyon ko American culture hi sabhya lagta tha...
"Chatakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" ki itni tej awaj thi ki charo ore ka mahol jaise gunj gaya ho. Som kuchh bolne ko hua.… Diksha aankhen dikhati…. "Bilkul chup"
"Lekin Diksha"… Som fir se kuchh bolne ko hua, utna hi tej thappad dobara para... "Boli na chup. Ja mere kamre me. Call krungi tab bahar aana. Understood... Understood na"..
Som ek baar fir Kumar & Company ko ghurte huye nikala. Raste se 2 bottol daru ke collect karte chala. Teji se Diksha ke kamre me ghusa aur dharram se darvaja band.
5 miniute ke high level drame ke post effect uss poore mahol me chhaya hua tha. Lata, Sugandha, Sugandha ki devrani Minakshi (Mayank aur Roopam ki maa) aur Viraji ki patni Aanadi Jadeja charo lawn ke ek hisse me baithe huye the. Wo charo bhi abhi huye mahol ke bare me jaan'ne ki kosis kar rahe the. Aanandi Jadeja ko bhi kumar & company ka show off khal gaya tha. Aanandi apni pati Viraji ki galti ko swikaar kiya. Unki hi request thi ki ek guest ko thoda jyada tawajjo di jaye, jisne maatr apni upastithi se hi baki aaye guests ki bejjati kar gaye.
Som ne unke sath jo kiya wo issi yogya tha. Kisi ki shadi me ja kar dono pakshon ko nicha dikhana, jab ki uske liye to special vayvasthayen ki gayi thi. Aanandi aur Sugandha ne dhanywad bhi kaha Lata Mishra, Kapendra Mishra aur Madam ko, jo wahan tamsha to dekhti rahi lekin Som ko roka nahi. Yadi shuru me rok lete to sabhi guests ke bich dono paksh wale kewal hansi ke patr hote. Unki mehfil me koi aise aaya jaise wo apne office me aa raha ho, iss se jyada aur bejjati ki baat kya ho sakti thi. Som ka unko maarna poora justify karta hai.
Haan lekin baton ke dauran kuchh baten Lata Mishra ke dil me chhed bhi kar gayi, jab Som ne sab ke bich daru ke bottol ko hi muh laga liya. Lata Mishra janti thi uska beta addicted nahi hai, lekin wo ye baat kisi ko samjha nahi sakti thi. Haan daru ki bottol ko muh se laga'kar pine galat tha, lekin Lata Mishra, Kapendr Mishra ya fir Madam ke liye ye chijen normal thi jise wo logon ko nahi samjha sakte the aur na hi samjhaane jaisi ikchha thi.
Bahut muskil ho jata hai aisa waqt jab kisi apne ke liye koi bahar wala teer saman shabd chhod de. Jise aap na to defend hi kar sako aur na hi dil khol kar jhagra kar sako. Kuchh asahay sa mehsus hone lagta hai. Lata Mishra khud me wahi mehsus kar rahi thi. Wo nahi chahti thi bolna, par lagatar shabd ke baan aise the ki uske muh se nikal hi gaya.…
"11 sal aur 7 sal ke umr ki bacche ka humne dard dekha tha, jo yahan ke sabhya aur sophisticated samaj ne unhe diya. Sia chhoti thi, usse Som aur Diksha ne sambhal liya lekin Som thoda bada tha, uss ke sine me jab dard badhta tab wo khud ke hath deewaron se maarta, aur tab tak marte rahte jab tak ki marte-marte behosh na ho jaye."
"Pagal nahi tha mera beta. Pagal hota to sar deewar se marta lekin wo Sia aur Diksha se utna hi pyar karta tha. Utni si umr me usse pata tha ki sar deewar par marne se kya hoga. Usse apne bhadas nikalne ka jariya mil gaya tha aur wo bhadas nikalte rahta tha."
"Uske santulit hone ka andaja issi baat se laga sakte the ki main, madam dono usko uksate ki hath kewal deevar par marne aata hai. Koi tujhe ulta bolta to uska muh kyon nahi todta… mera chhota Som utni hi masoomiyat se kahta, jise maarne ki ikchha hai usse main kabhi nahi maar sakta, dusron ko maar kar main kaun sa veer ban jaunga."
"Dikhta wo bedhanga hai lekin kisi par hath uthana uski aakhri majboori hoti hai. Padha likha hai mera beta. Koi awara nahi hai. Doctor ki digree usne le rakhi hai. Wo bhi ek tough subject se aur uss sabject me jo number one University hai wahan se usne kiya hai. Haan bus uska pahnava waisa nahi jo aam logon ke bich ka hota hai aur sab se jyada galatfehmi wahin se ho jati hai"
"Nasha karna galat hota hai aur main manti hun iss baat ko. Lekin main kabhi rokti nahi, nahi to mar jayega wo. Nashe me bhi wo aap sab ki izzat karega, isliye kabhi uske nashe me hone se koi aahat nahi hua. Addicted nahi hai wo, bus nasha uski jaroorat hai. Main janti hun wo galat karta hai lekin baccha hai mera. Ek galti ke sath usse jinda dekhti rahun isme mujhe koi burai nahi lagti... Haan lekin wo galat hai iss mamle me main usse defend nahi kar rahi"
Sabhi log jaise ek nirmal bhavna ko sun rahe the. Har kisi ki bhavna uske aakhon me dikh rahi thi. Sabse jyada bhavuk Sugandha hi thi kyonki uss ne to kayi baar muh par Som ko bejjat kiya tha aur fir bhi Som kuchh kahta nahi tha, chup chap wahan se chala jata. Bechari ko sabse jyada afsos ho raha tha.
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awesome updateUpdate:-22
5 bodyguard ko Som buri tarah se pit chuka tha. Tabhi Som ke sine par poora panja tha... "Sommm... Sommm... Sommmm"…. Aakhen utha kar dekha to samne Diksha thi aur uske pichhe kayi sare VIP log aur uske bodyguard ki bhid. Uss VIP ke poori bhid ko najren gada kar Som poore gusse se ghur raha tha.
Kuchh waqt pahle Som aur Madam gale lag kar khoye se mahol me baat karne se le kar selfie lene me magan the. Issi bich lawn ke charo ore lage bade-bade parde par desh ke mashoor udhogyapati, arabpati, real state segment ke king aur pharmaceutical business ke emerging businessman jinhone 7 salon me iss industry ke topped listed me apni company ko 5th place par pahuncha chuke mashoor business man, founder of Kumar Group, Hiten Kumar ke bete aur Kumar Group ke chairman Jay Kumar, apni patni aur Co-Chairman Sadhna Kumar ke sath aa rahe the.
Jadeja family ke tarah hi Kumar family bhi thi jahan Kumar Group complete family business tha. Jay Kumar ladka aur ladki dono pakshon se invited the. Lata Mishra aur Sadhna Kumar dono cousins sister the, iske alawa Kumar Group, Jadeja family ke sath business relations the. Jay Kumar apne bade bete, bahu aur sabse chhoti beti ke sath iss shadi me shirkat kar rahe the.
Lighting ke bhuk-bhak aur parde par chal rahe family history se lekar social profiles sab flash ho raha tha. Ye iklauta VIP tha jiski tasveeren pichhle 2 minute se parde par flash ho rahi thi. Har koi ek alag hi curiosity me tha. Viraji Jadeja and brothers khud swagat ke liye mukhya dwar par khade the.
Sadhna aur Jay dono mahine din purv suchna de chuke the ki wo iss shadi ko attend karne aayenge. Event aur unke sheduale ko le'kar unki 1 baar Jugnu se pahle meeting ho chuki thi jahan Sadhna Kumar ne Jugnu se ikchha jahir ki thi ki 30 minute ke marriage attending duration me Jugnu uske sath rahe.
6.5 fit aur uske plus hight ke videshi bodyguard ki ek poori toli thi. Kumar family ke 5 member ke liye unke personal 24 special trained, complete armed bodyguard. Iske alawa Jay Kumar ke request par Sirohi Distt. Commissioner aur unke kuchh mustaid sipahi to pahle se iss jagah ke charo ore the.
Local politician ko bhi high command se special orders mile the, Jai Kumar & Family ka swagat karna. Kul mila kar ek poora kafila jisme Kumar family ke 5 member ke alawa 10 local top figure chamchagiri karte. Uske sath Jedeja family ke mukhiya. Kul 20-30 logon se ghire wo Aadmi resort me shirkat kar raha tha.
2 minute ke mind blasting introduction ke baad chaka-chak jagmagati hui raushni ke bich kafila chala aa raha tha. Sabhi log khade uss aate kafile ko dekh rahe the. Kuchh jo tasveeren le rahe the unhe mana kiya ja raha tha. Kinaro se jo log raste par aa chuke the unhe well trained, sadhe chhah futiya (6.5fit) bodyguard kandon par hath rakh kar hath ke ishare me ander jane ko kahte.
Inka kafila fir jab Som ke sath mess kar ke nikle aur jaisa counter reply Som ne diya, sabhi bus muh aur aankhen faade dekh rahe the. Mishrayan aur Mishra ji wahan pahunche jaroor lekin Som itne gusse me tha ki pichhe se inki awaj sun hi nahi raha tha.
Commissioner ne turant force ander lane ka order diya tha. Jaise hi Som ruka mahol 2 pakshon me bant gaya. Sabse aage Kumar & Company hi thi, jise Som ghur raha tha. Som aur Kumar & company ke bich me Diksha khadi thi. Issi bich Som ko pichhe se kayi policewale gher chuke the. Ab commissioner ka call tha, thana in-charge apne boss ko khush karne ke liye tuchhi harkat kar gaya.
Diksha poora panja Som ke sine se tikaye usse apni aakhon se bilkul shant khade rahne ka ishara kar rahi thi. Som, Kumar & company ko apni gussail aankhon se ghur raha tha. Issi bich uss police wale ne Som ke gal par ek thappad chipkaya.
"Tumhe kisi ne sikhaya nahi kya, kisi ko uski family ke samne me bejjat nahi karte"…. Aankhen ab bhi Kumar & Company ko ghur rahi thi. Usse dekhte huye hi Som garja aur bina unse najren hataye, thappad maarne wale hath ko khincha. Uske gidewan aur kamar ke belt ko pakar kar teji se hawa me uthaya aur usse bhi dharaammm. Itni teji ke sath usne police wale ko utha kar patka, usse dekh kar sab hakke bakke rah gaye.
Police wale ko utha kar patakte hi gun tan gayi aur commissioner hath dikha kar kisi ko na maarne ka ishare karte…. "Ek policewale ko maar kar tumne achha kiya ladke. Sari umr tu bahar ki zindgi nahi dekhega"
Som ab bhi Kumar & company ko apni laal gussail aankhon se ghur raha tha. "Thuuuu"… Commissioner ke baat sun kar Som, Kumar & family se bina najren hatate apna chehra kinare kiya aur thuk diya. Jay Kumar ka bada beta Nirvan aage badha tha lekin Jay hath badha'kar usse roka.
Commissioner:- Hathkadi pahnao...
"Commissioner Som ko Hathkadi laga kar isse thane tak le jao, mera wada hai tumse, uske Thane pahunchne se pahle iss case me main tumhari vardi utarva chuka rahunga. Naam nahi pata to note kar lo, Advocate Ashok Kamat"… Ashok ne kaha...
"Commissioner 2 minute me apne police ko le kar niklo warna raat ke 11 baje sab ke ghar par anti corruption ka chhapa padega aur main sunischit karunga ki mere log corruption ka charge laga kar hi bahar nikle"… Bansal ne chetavni dete huye kaha...
Jugnu, Som ke ore khadi hoti.… "Mujhe nahi pata ki ye jhagra kaise shuru hua, lekin ek baat hum sab ko pata hai.. wo kya hai"…
Ek sath kayi aawaj chillate … "Som ne yadi kisi ko maara hai to jaroor chindi harkat kiya hoga"…
Jugnu:- Ek comment Som sir ke live action ke bare me...
"Awesomeeeeee, mind blowing... Fantasticcccc... Apna Som, in videsi bodyguards ko ball ki tarah hawa me uchhal-uchhal kar patak raha tha"… bhid chillayi…
Jugnu:- Love you Som sir, kamal ka live action tha. Aap log naye hai isliye jaankari deti chalun. Humara lagbhag 1200 logon ka parivar hai. Baat koi aage na badhaye to hi sab ke liye achha hoga..
Som:- Madam ko sorry bolo abhi aur mera mobile utha kar lao... Yadi wo mobile kharab hua hoga aur uski tasveeren retrieve nahi hui to jis waqt mujhe ye baat yaad aayegi uss waqt ghar me ghus kar marunga bina kisi ki lihaj kiye...
Jay Kumar ka ishara hua ek bodyguard aage aaya... Som usse dhakke de kar pichhe karte…. "Jiska kafila tha wo sorry kahega, tu ja kar mera mobile dhundh kar la"
Jay Kumar ka beta fir ghura. Waiter ke serve karne ki tray se Som poora daru ka khamba utha kar ek shwans me poora gatakte... "Mrs Kumar, tumhara beta bahut ghur raha hai, protein powder aur calcium de kar body ko tandurast aur haddiyon ko majboot karwaya hai na, warna haddi tootne ka dard bahut hota hai"…
Jay Kumar ka beta Nirvan Kumar….. "Tumhe to baad me dekh lunga main aawara. Jitne drame yahan kar sakta hai kar le."
Som uski baat sun kar dobara se apna chehra ek kinare karte... "Akkk thuuu"
Sadhna Kumar:- Baat mat badhao... Madam I am sorry. Apne staff ki galti ke liye main maafi mangti hun"
Madam:- Jay, Sadhna, kisi ke beti ki shadi me aaye ho. Ye show off jaruri tha kya? Tumhe 4 baar iss baare me sochna chahiye. Som tum apne kamre me jao... Baad me aana..
Lata Mishra samne aa kar khadi hoti… "Tune suna nahi madam ne kya kaha... Ja abhi apne kamre me. Aur sun tu wo ekant wale kamre me mat ja, tu Diksha ke kamre me ja...
Som:- Nahi madam ko chhodne jana hai. Mishra ji car ki chabi do...
Kapendra Mishra:- Tere bike ki chabi diya tha na... Ja bahar khadi hai teri bike...
Som:- Mishra ji kaun si bike hai wo to batao...
Kapendra:- Wahi bike, kabhi jiski tasveer dekh kar tera dil aa gaya tha.…
"Aata hun mai Mishra ji"… fir Som dono hath jod kar Kumar & Company ko dikhate … "Kaha suna maaf karna Mr & Mrs Kumar. Staff ko salikha sikhao ki simple kapdon me khada aadmi bhi tum se jyada aukaad wala ho sakta hai. Fir to usne Madam ke upar hath dala tha. Poore Bharat me unse bhi jyada aukaad wala hai koi... Hai kya??"
Poori bhid ek sath.… "Koi bhi nahi"…
Madam:- Diksha, Som ko kamre me bhejo, aur koi mujhe ghar tak drop kar do...
Som:- Main chalta hun na.. .
Madam:- Nahi rahne de... Poori bottol pi gaya mere samne, tujh se main kal baat karungi. Abhi chalo koi mujhe drop kar do aur Som beta koi jhagda nahi...
Som:- Madam maine kahan shuru...
Madam:- Kya hua uss par safai maangi hun kya? Boli na ab koi jagda nahi…
Som:- Ok madam…
Madam:- Jay, Sadhna tum dono bhi jao. Diksha ki shadi me aaye ho na, scene create mat karo.
Jay:- Madam humne scene creat nahi kiya hai. Aap ke student ne scene creat kiya tha..
Madam:- Jay pichhe ki baat hoti to kuchh kaha bhi ja sakta hai. Video reapeat chalwa dun kya, yahan hua kya tha? Baat mat badhao. Tum unchi naak wale ho aur mere student ne bina kahe maafi maanga hai. Baat yahin khatm kar do...
Sadhna:- Bhid hatao yahan se, Jay, Nirvan chalo. Jijaji (Mishra ji) hume maaf karna… Diksha beta tu yahan kya kar rahi hai. Tum chalo yahan se. Aise jhagde to shadi me aam hote hain. UP me to bina goli chale koi shadi sudhh nahi mani jati... Tum aao mere sath stage tak..
Som:- Shukr hai kuchh to jamini culture yaad hai. Hume to lagta tha arabpatiyon ko American culture hi sabhya lagta tha...
"Chatakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk" ki itni tej awaj thi ki charo ore ka mahol jaise gunj gaya ho. Som kuchh bolne ko hua.… Diksha aankhen dikhati…. "Bilkul chup"
"Lekin Diksha"… Som fir se kuchh bolne ko hua, utna hi tej thappad dobara para... "Boli na chup. Ja mere kamre me. Call krungi tab bahar aana. Understood... Understood na"..
Som ek baar fir Kumar & Company ko ghurte huye nikala. Raste se 2 bottol daru ke collect karte chala. Teji se Diksha ke kamre me ghusa aur dharram se darvaja band.
5 miniute ke high level drame ke post effect uss poore mahol me chhaya hua tha. Lata, Sugandha, Sugandha ki devrani Minakshi (Mayank aur Roopam ki maa) aur Viraji ki patni Aanadi Jadeja charo lawn ke ek hisse me baithe huye the. Wo charo bhi abhi huye mahol ke bare me jaan'ne ki kosis kar rahe the. Aanandi Jadeja ko bhi kumar & company ka show off khal gaya tha. Aanandi apni pati Viraji ki galti ko swikaar kiya. Unki hi request thi ki ek guest ko thoda jyada tawajjo di jaye, jisne maatr apni upastithi se hi baki aaye guests ki bejjati kar gaye.
Som ne unke sath jo kiya wo issi yogya tha. Kisi ki shadi me ja kar dono pakshon ko nicha dikhana, jab ki uske liye to special vayvasthayen ki gayi thi. Aanandi aur Sugandha ne dhanywad bhi kaha Lata Mishra, Kapendra Mishra aur Madam ko, jo wahan tamsha to dekhti rahi lekin Som ko roka nahi. Yadi shuru me rok lete to sabhi guests ke bich dono paksh wale kewal hansi ke patr hote. Unki mehfil me koi aise aaya jaise wo apne office me aa raha ho, iss se jyada aur bejjati ki baat kya ho sakti thi. Som ka unko maarna poora justify karta hai.
Haan lekin baton ke dauran kuchh baten Lata Mishra ke dil me chhed bhi kar gayi, jab Som ne sab ke bich daru ke bottol ko hi muh laga liya. Lata Mishra janti thi uska beta addicted nahi hai, lekin wo ye baat kisi ko samjha nahi sakti thi. Haan daru ki bottol ko muh se laga'kar pine galat tha, lekin Lata Mishra, Kapendr Mishra ya fir Madam ke liye ye chijen normal thi jise wo logon ko nahi samjha sakte the aur na hi samjhaane jaisi ikchha thi.
Bahut muskil ho jata hai aisa waqt jab kisi apne ke liye koi bahar wala teer saman shabd chhod de. Jise aap na to defend hi kar sako aur na hi dil khol kar jhagra kar sako. Kuchh asahay sa mehsus hone lagta hai. Lata Mishra khud me wahi mehsus kar rahi thi. Wo nahi chahti thi bolna, par lagatar shabd ke baan aise the ki uske muh se nikal hi gaya.…
"11 sal aur 7 sal ke umr ki bacche ka humne dard dekha tha, jo yahan ke sabhya aur sophisticated samaj ne unhe diya. Sia chhoti thi, usse Som aur Diksha ne sambhal liya lekin Som thoda bada tha, uss ke sine me jab dard badhta tab wo khud ke hath deewaron se maarta, aur tab tak marte rahte jab tak ki marte-marte behosh na ho jaye."
"Pagal nahi tha mera beta. Pagal hota to sar deewar se marta lekin wo Sia aur Diksha se utna hi pyar karta tha. Utni si umr me usse pata tha ki sar deewar par marne se kya hoga. Usse apne bhadas nikalne ka jariya mil gaya tha aur wo bhadas nikalte rahta tha."
"Uske santulit hone ka andaja issi baat se laga sakte the ki main, madam dono usko uksate ki hath kewal deevar par marne aata hai. Koi tujhe ulta bolta to uska muh kyon nahi todta… mera chhota Som utni hi masoomiyat se kahta, jise maarne ki ikchha hai usse main kabhi nahi maar sakta, dusron ko maar kar main kaun sa veer ban jaunga."
"Dikhta wo bedhanga hai lekin kisi par hath uthana uski aakhri majboori hoti hai. Padha likha hai mera beta. Koi awara nahi hai. Doctor ki digree usne le rakhi hai. Wo bhi ek tough subject se aur uss sabject me jo number one University hai wahan se usne kiya hai. Haan bus uska pahnava waisa nahi jo aam logon ke bich ka hota hai aur sab se jyada galatfehmi wahin se ho jati hai"
"Nasha karna galat hota hai aur main manti hun iss baat ko. Lekin main kabhi rokti nahi, nahi to mar jayega wo. Nashe me bhi wo aap sab ki izzat karega, isliye kabhi uske nashe me hone se koi aahat nahi hua. Addicted nahi hai wo, bus nasha uski jaroorat hai. Main janti hun wo galat karta hai lekin baccha hai mera. Ek galti ke sath usse jinda dekhti rahun isme mujhe koi burai nahi lagti... Haan lekin wo galat hai iss mamle me main usse defend nahi kar rahi"
Sabhi log jaise ek nirmal bhavna ko sun rahe the. Har kisi ki bhavna uske aakhon me dikh rahi thi. Sabse jyada bhavuk Sugandha hi thi kyonki uss ne to kayi baar muh par Som ko bejjat kiya tha aur fir bhi Som kuchh kahta nahi tha, chup chap wahan se chala jata. Bechari ko sabse jyada afsos ho raha tha.
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Ishq ki mauj mein aa
Aaja behne ke liye
Tu zaroori, zaroori sa hai
Mujhko zinda rehne ke liye
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shayad gatar ki paidayas hai ye Kumar, Jay, sadhna jaise log... aur inka pura khandaan bhi 

Lata Mishra samne aa kar khadi hoti… "Tune suna nahi madam ne kya kaha... Ja abhi apne kamre me. Aur sun tu wo ekant wale kamre me mat ja, tu Diksha ke kamre me ja...