Update 7
Saam me utha to mai akela tha. Bahar sabhi ki hasne ki awaj aa rhi thi. To mai bahar gaya bahar dekh savita neelam mamta pari charo mandli bana kar baate kar rhi h hall me.
Mai waha se shidha bhathroom jane laga to mujhe dekh kar charo bahut jor jorse hasne lagi. Maan me "sab pagal ho gyi h" mai dhyan diye bina baburao se dhar marne chala gaya bhathroom se kuch deer baad bhar aaya fir hasne lagi.
Me- kya hua hass kyu rhi ho.
Bhabhi- tumne moochh kab banaya tumhari moochh to aa hi gyi h.
Me- kon si mooch kaisi moochh..
Neelam- sisha leke aai) dekho ye mocchhh...
Me- neelam ki bachi tumne firse mere se aisa majak kiya ab to tujhe mai nhi chhorunga ruk tu ruk bhagti kaha h. Aaj to bapu bhi nhi h kon bachayega.
Pichhe se- bhanje raam kya hua.
Me- (maan me) ye kajal awaj nikal rhi h.
Pichhe se- barkhurdaar bataoge.
Iss baar vishwash hua mama hi h. Or kya timing h mai idhar naam liya mama udhar aa gaye. Ruk kar mama ko apna chehra dikhate hue. Jisme abir se mere chehre pe mooch dadhi banai gyi thi.
Me- dekho mama neelam phirse mere sath wahi majak ki. (Savita mama ko aash bhari najaro se dekh rhi thi par mama uspe dhyan hi nhi de rhe the)
Mama- ooo... Aiss h phir to tujhe jo karna h kar tab tak mera khana nikal de.
Mai mama ke samne aise bhi neelam se duur rahna pasand karta hu. Kyuki wo thi beshram kuch bhi kar deti thi to mai mooh hath dhoo ke mama ke sath baith gaya.
Me- mama aaj itna sawere khana koi baat h kya.
Mama- na rree.. bass aaj teri bhabhi ne mere or tere pasand ka paneer ka sabji banaya h. Or iska hath ke paneer ka sabji khaye bahut din ho gaye the.
Me- paneer bhabhi jldi laoo.
Mere aise bolne se sabhi hasne lage, ab isme hasne ki kya baat h bhala ab mujhe wo jyda pasand h to.
Khana sab ho gaya hira ke liye mama khana leke gaye. To bhabhi neelam savita pari sab koi khane ko baith gyi mai bhi thora apne padoshiyo ki khabar lene chala gaya. Khass kar lala ki jiska ghar hamre ghar se do ghar chhor kar h.
Me- kaise ho lala ji. (Yhi jaal bhun gaya tha jab bhabhi ko mere sath dekha tha)
Lala- thik h aap bataiye kaise h.
Me- hum to tthh..... Thik hi h. (Lala dukan pe baitha tha or lalain low cut blouse me aa rhi thi usko chuchi kahna sahi nhi hoga chucha kah skte h)
Lalain- devar ji aaj idhar ka rasta kaise yaad aa gaya. (Ek katil mushkan ke sath boli)
Me- kya kare hume koi yaad bhi to kare.
Lalain- achha yaad kiya jaye tab hi aa skte ho. (Lala ke samne hi apna palu niche gira ke sahi krte hue boli)
Lala ye dekh ke to jal bhoon gaya tha.
Me- hmm.. to or kya sab ko yaad kari ho tum mujhe kaha ki.
Lala- apne pair pe kulahri mrte hue) kisko yaad ki.
Lalain- tum jao andar tumhari maa bula rhi h mai gala dekhti hu. (Gusse se bola)
Lala ke nikalte mai bhi bahana maar ke nikalna chahta tha kyuki sohan ne jaisa bataya tha waisa kaam lalain kar rhi thi.
(Lalain ka naam shikha h or lala lala h)
Magar shikha nikalne de to na. "Kaha chale devar ji ruko to jara humshe bhi thora batiai lo bhabhi se to chhat pe khoob bataiee ho" mai uski taraf sawalia najro se dekha.
Shikha- chinta na karo kisi ko nhi batayenge kajal ko jo dikat hua h uska pata h or uu hamri khash saheli bhi h. Magar hamra ke ee baat na bata ke hamara ke paraya kar di h.
Me- aisa koi baat nhi h wo sab aise hi.
Shikha- haa aise hi ho gaya uhi la to pura gaon ke jagaya ja rha tha. Uu to thik hua sab ghari nind me tha nhi to ke ke aai jata pata nhi.
Me- kon aata.... ???
Shikha- gussa nhi ho koi nhi aata mai to majak kar rhi thi. Waise sach me dard ho raha tha kajaliya ko ya phir aise hi dikhawa ho rhi.
Me- kahe shak h ka dekhe ke h to bolo dikha deta hu.
Shikha- haye itna jldi tani upre se darshan ta kara do.
Me- upre se na jab hoi to pura na to adho na.
Shikha- utawla pan me) andar aai jao thok lo (sari ka palu girate hue boli)
Me- nhi nhi kisi or din mai chalta hu.
Shikha mujhe jata dekhti rhi. Mai bhi nikalana sahi smjh kyuki ye gaon h. Sahar me ye sab aam baat ho par yaha to log thori thori baat pe shak kar lete h.
Khair mai ghar aaya to savita ja chuki thi mai bhi shidha apne room gaya bed pe let te hi nind aa gaya.
Agli subah apne din charya ke pure kaam kar ghar aaya.
Aaj somvar tha aaj college bhi jana tha September ka mahina aa chuka tha or barish jo ki charam pe thi ab thori Rahat de rhi thi par umsh bahut ho chala tha. To ghar aate hi nahaya. Mai abhi naha raha tha ki dono nikal gyi college.
Mai bhi 30min... Baad college gaya. Aaj pure chaar din baad college aaya tha. Kuch log aise dekh rhe the jaise ki koi ajuba dekh liya ho. Apni pahli period suru hui jisme hamare adhypak ji ne shocking news diya or wo news ye tha ki September ke aant ke hafte me exam hoga.
Unke iss shocking news se abhi ubhre the ki mere pe ek gaaj gira or mai class se bahar. Class se bahar karne wali or koi nhi hamari teacher hi thi ji thi jinka naam kiran h. Arts branch ki dolauti(mtlb ek or h) mahila teacher jispe kai sir lino ki bauchhar karte h.
Magar ye madam ko pata nhi mere me kya dikha jo pahle din se mere pichhe paar gyi. Ye dekh ke sir logo ka haal bura tha kuch to itne tharki the ki sale ne mujhe dalal banane ki koshis ki. Nhi mane pe class nikala ye khabar jab uss lrki ko hui to un mastro ka bhi ek mahine baad aana hua or mujhse duur hi rahna pasand kiye.
Kiran maam ke baare me kahe to college ke logo ka kahna h. Unke chehre pe jo ab ek alag si khushi dikhti h waha har wakt udashi hoti thi. Or iska karan log mujhe mante the. Mujhe bhi pata nhi unse milta to lagta koi apni hi h. Kiran mam yaha pichhle 6 saal se padha rhi h. Logo me inke liye ijjat bahut h kuch tharki logo ko chhor kar.
Kiran maam se najdiki itna h ki kapre tak mere samne badalti h wo bhi bejhijhak aisa kyu krti h. Puchhne pe bass yhi jawab aata h "tumhe har chizz ki chhut h tum mere liye anmol ho" iss baat ka mtlb mujhe abhi taak smjh nhi aata mai anmol kyu hu?
Khair mai bahar khara tha kiran mam ka class khatam hua uske baad break. "Chalo mere sath" hath pakar ke khhichte hue le gyi ek adhikar ke sath kisi me bhi himat nhi thi kuch bol de neelam mujhe mili magar kiran mam ke sath dekh 9 2 11 ho gyi.
Abhi hum staff room me the or kiran mam se dant soon rhe the. Dantna bhi jayej tha sabke pass ek ek mobile tha par mere pass nhi tha. Iss wajah se mere se koi contact nhi tha mam ka or beech me 4 din gayab iss beech unka birthday nikal gaya. Wo iss baar mujhe apne birthday pe koi gift dena chahti thi par mai college gaya hi nhi or mere dimag me ye baat aaya hi nhi.
Kiran- chup kyu Khare ho ab bologe bhi kyu nhi aa rhe the.
Me- wo ghar me kuch kaam tha.
Kiran- aisa kya kaam tha ki college nhi aaye or tumhe yaad nhi tha mera birthday.
Me- sorry....
Kiran- sorry se kaam nhi chalega tumhe iske liye mai punish karungi.
Me- andar se haste hue) kya h punishment.
Kiran- wo to tumhe jld pata chalega pahle yaha baitho.
Kiran mam apne pass baithne ko kahi mai jake baithgaya. Baithte hi utha diya gaya.
Kiran- bahar rahne ki jrurat nhi h andar aao.
Mai hairan tha kisse bola gaya.
Pari- sorry mam wo aapp...
Kiran- pyaar se) koi nhi beta chalo sab ground me wahi khayenge.
Pari or neelam ki sab sheliya thi sath me kuch saheliyo ki bahan bhi thi jo humlogo se senior thi.
Aab tak aisa kand mai unginat baar kar chuka tha or haar baar ka tha dant suna uske bad lunch karwana waise to mera lunch mam hi leke aati h. Bhool se bhi canteen me khaya to samat aani tay h. Abhi sabhi ground pe the sabhi lrkio ke jhund me akela mai pish raha tha sab apne apne gossip me lagi thi 1 ghante ka break upar se sath me mam baithi thi to koi kuch bolne ko nhi aa raha tha. Uth kar bhi nhi ja skta tha mam apna pair mere pe chadha ke baithi thi.
Kaan pak gaye unki gossip soon soon kar har baar ki tarah. Wo to sukar ho guard sahab ka jinhone meri bebasi dekh 10min.. pahle hi bell baja di. Bell bajte hi sab aise gaye mujhe chhor kar jaise mai yaha..... Chooro kya bol skte h.
Agele do period or chala ek maam nhi aayi thi. Class ki chhuti hui neelam or pari khud aane wali thi mai apna fat fati liya or chal diya sahar ke sabse bade business women ke pass jiske pass jane ke liye neta logo ko appointment lena parta tha.
Ghar gaya to pata chala madam yaha nhi h bahar gyi h. Mai jane laga to madam ki maid kam saheli salma usne mujhe ek gift diya "asma boli thi dene ko jab tum aao, abhi wo bussy h tumhare birthday tak aa jayengi"
Me- thik h kaha gyi h ye to bataoo or wo koi dikat to nhi kar raha h.
Salma- abhi india se bahar h or wo kar to nhi raha h par mujhe lagta h kuch bara hone wala h.
Me- hmm.. dekh liya jayega waise usse hatane ka kaam hua ya nhi.
Salma- nhi uske bare bhai ke wajah se asma nhi hata rhi h.
Me- abhi tak uske bare bhai ko nhi boli.
Salma- nhi waise chhoro un sab baato ko pahle ye to dekh isme h kya.
Me- aisa kya h.
Salma- dekho to.
Mai usse khol ke dekha to to usme nokia c5-03 5mp screen touch wala mobile tha jo ki naya naya market me aaya tha. "Ye kya isme ye" Salma "mujhe laga hi tha itne din usse duur rahoge to yhi hoga ab jldi se call karo dekho sim laga hoga"
Usme sach me sim laga hi tha mai uske dail me gaya to likha tha charno ki dhool. Ye dekh mujhe bahut gussa aaya mai turant usse badal kar madam kar diya isse wo bahut chidhti thi. Uske baad mai waha se nikal liya socha call ghar pahuch kar karunga. Magar aisa ho skta h. Ekdam nhi ek jasus jo yaha chhor kar gyi thi salma usne bata diyaa to madam ka call aa gaya.
(Asma- jo mujhse 6 saal badi h. Iske mata pita iske 15 saal ke aayu me chhor kar chale gaye or pichhe itni bari sampati chhor gaye. Iske mata pita ka ek wafadar kahe ya achha dost usne bina paise ke lobhe ke iss business ko chalaya uske baad 21 warsh ke umar me sara cheej asma ko hand over kar diya.
Salma- asma ke mata pita ke jane ke baad ek bahan bhai mata pita sab tarike ka pyaar diya ye asma se 5 saal badi h. Issi ne asma ke jahan me mere liya pyaar utpan kiya baar baar usse kuch ghatnao ko yaad dila kar jo mere sath hua.
Isme kuch cheeze nhi smjh aa rhi hogi to aage bane rahe aapko aage aane wale update me pata chal jayega)
Me- hello madam kaisi h.
Asma- eeee.... Tumhe mai bahut marungi.
Me- achha kaise marogi.
Asma- fom(sofa me laga gada) ke dande se.
Me- achha usse mujhe kuch nhi hoga.
Asma- nhi hoga isliye to marungi.
Me- kya baad me baat kare abhi mai ghar ja raha hu.
Asma- thik h magar meri ek baatmanoge to.
Me- hmm bolo.
Asma- tum uncle ko abhi kuch nhi bologe plzz...
Me- kyu na bolu ek baar tumhare sath wo sab hua to bhi. Or agar mai uss din nhi aata to.
Asma- plzz...
Me- thik h par agli baar usne kuch kiya to soch lena mai nhi chhorunga.
Asma- chidhate hue) kya karoge tum to mujhse pyaar karte nhi ho phir kyu.
Me- nhi krta to kya tumhare sath koi kuch kare or hum chhor de aisa ho nhi skta.
Asma- achha ji.... Oohh sorry mujhe meeting attend karna h. Suno tum abhi dukan chale jana waha pe or sab mobile rakha h. Sabko de dena thik h.
Me- iski kya jrurat h.
Asma- tum mujhse pyaar nhi krte magar mai krti hu or jisse mai pyaar krti hu uska pariwar or uska pyaar ka dhyan rakhna mera farz h or wo cheeze tumhe leni hogi tumne vada kiya h aajiwan meri har munashib baat mane ka. Ok baad me baat krti hu.
Sari baate ek saans me bolkar meri baat bina sune call cut kar di. Mai bhi majbur tha dukan se sara mobile le liya. Family me sab ke liye tha samrat ke liye bhi tha.
Mere ghar aane tak dono koi aa gyi thi. Jate hi sabko mobile de diya magar usme sim nhi tha.
Neelam- Mobile ya hu.... Itne paise kaha se aaye.
Pari- kaha se aaye nhi yaha dekho kya likha h. (Asma ne kuch likha tha)
Bhabhi- ye kya h mere liye nhi laye.
Me- hai na apke wale me samrat likha hoga.
Neelam ko thora bura laga uske bhai ka likha hua mai bhabhi ko de raha hu isliye. Bhabhi to mobile le li or on ki usme sim nhi tha to waha screen pe likha tha no simcard. Ye dekh bhabhi "isme to sim nhi h"
(Ek baat bata du dono bhabhi 10+2 ki hui h. Or mobile mama ke pass bhi h to sabhi jankari milti rahti h)
Ye ek key pad tha nokia c5 5mp sab ke pass yhi tha. "Bhabhi kal sahar se la dunga aate wakt" bhabhi "hmm thik h" phir mujhe khana khane ko mila sabhi sath milkar khaye. Phir mai akela apne room me gaya sone ko or neelam pari bhabhi sab neelam ke room me.
Bhabhi- agar tumhe bura laga ki mai tumhare bhai ke naam pe mila phone mai li hu to ye mai unhe waoas kar deti hu.
Neelam- nhi nhi mujhe bura nhi laga.
Pari- neelam mujhse to jhuth matt bol tumhe bura laga isliye tu shant rhi khane wakt bhi humsab shubham se baat kiya magar fu nhi boli or aisa kabhi nhi hua h.
Neelam- aree wo aaj maan nhi tha.
Pari- achha maan nhi tha. Or aisa kab hua h jab shubham tumhare pasand ki cheez lake diya ho tum usse baat na ki ho aree tum itna baat krti ho ki aage pichhe sab dekhna bhool jati ho.
Neelam ro rhi thi. "Aree roti kyu h thik h mai mobile unhe de dungi" tevar badalte hue " nhi agar shubham ne diya h to koi nhi dega or rhi baat bhai ki to jarur usne juch aisa kiya hoga jisse wo mana kiya h kyuki bapu bhi usse apne sath rakh ke saja de rahe h"
Neelam ke smjhdari or khush mijaji chehra dekh dono ka maan shant hua phir ye log mobile pe alag alag tarah ke gossip pe baith gaye. Mai 1 ghanre aram kar ghar me bolkar mama ke pass chala gaya.
Yaha aaya to dekha gaon ke kuch log aaye h. Mama mujhe dekh haste hue "tum 100 saal jiyoge abhi hum tumhe hi yaad kar rhe the dekh in logo ko kuch pause ki jrurat h dekh kar de do" mujhe dekh un gaon wale ke chehre pe chamak aa gyi kyuki mai jab bhi inlogo ko paise bayab pe deta tha to adhhe kar leta tha kisi kisi ka maaf bhi kar deta tha.
Yaha mujhe gale pe baithne ki deri thi ki gaon ke jitne bhi log karj liye the sabhi padhar gaye mama ye dekh kar gad gad ho gaye.
Mama- yhi to teri khashiyat h jab tu yaha baithta h yaha gaon wale ka tata laga rahta h.
Me- kya kare mama sab log apne admi h agar ye log khush to gaon khush.
Mama- hmm... Isliye to tumpe naaj h.
Mai apne kaam pe laga sabhi koi line se khade to koi baithe the. Sabhi ke karj maafi unke jamin or unke vawhar se diye gaye kyuki sohan bhi sath me tha or mama ke kuch wafa dar admi jo sab ke carretor certificate aank rahe the. Jaise mehnati h ya nhi ghar me bache padhne jate h ya nhi wagerah wagerah.
Issi beech gaon ke ek kam jamin or dukhi pariwar se pala para jinka kuch saal pahle tak sab kuch sahi tha par beti ke vivah ke baad unhe bahut dikato ka samna karna para.
Andhera chaa chuka tha. Katar ki antim sadsya bachi thi jo savita ki padoshi thi.
Me- shukhiya kaki bari shukh gyi ho.
Shukhiya- kuch nhi beta bass beti ki sadi ko pareshan h.
Sohan ne mujhe sari jankari dedi kya dikat hua inhe.
Me- police complaint me kya kaha droga.
Kuch nhi bolta dekh mai unke pass me jake baith gaya to kaki fut fut kar rone lagi.
Me- kaki teri beti sasural jarur jayegi ghabra nhi kitna paisa manga h.
Shukhiya- nhi beta ab nhi le skti ab sano(beti) ki yhi kismat h to kya kare.
Me- sab ki kismat achhi hoti h bass lalach usse ye sab karwata h.
Shukhiya- ab wo log lalvhi h to kya kare ab tak 70 hazar de chuke h khet beech beech ke or ab wo kah rahe h. Beti sasural tab hi ayegi jab 20hazar or sath me ek fat fati milegi.
Me- thim h mai dwta hu par 20 hazar ka kya karega.
Shukhiya- kya karega jua khelega or fat fati bhi juae me laga dega wo to sano ko bhi jua me laga raha tha isliye bhag kar aa gyi.
Me- gusse se) maa baap kaha h. Or uski bahan bhi to thi usse lagta sale ki charbi badh gyi h.
Shukhiya- beta sano ki saas or nanad dono usse pitati h abhi bhi uske pith me chale pare hue h.
Iss beech hira ka aana hua or wo ye sab suna. Meri najar bhi hura pe pari or jale ke nishan se mujbe or gussa badha.
Me- hira ko dekhte hue) galti kardi usse mai batata hu. Jalane me maja kitna aata h. Ek ne jalaya tha to ek laat hi para magar usne to jalane ke sath jua khela apni patni ka ab usko ussi jue ke aade se pitta launga. Sohan pata kar konsa aada h kaha jata h jldi pata kar.
Sohan chala gaya pata karne or mai sukhiya kaki ko kuch paise diye beti ke ilaj ko or dr riya ka pata diya or mera naam lene ko kaha. Unke jate hi mama "beta jo bhi karna sahi se karna kyuki wo aada ho na ho jalimpur ke andar hi hoga" mai mama ki baat se itfaak rakha or sare jaruri paper ek side kiya or jo paise sab ka len den pura hua wo mama ko diya or chalte bana.
Jate hue raste me sohan ke ghar bhi gaya to waha savita kaki khana bana rhi thi unko kuch paise diye oe sohan ke bare me puchhne pe bola ki kuch der me aa jayega. Fir mai waha se shidha ghar aaya to dekha mama aa chuke h sath me hira bhi tha aaj hira thora sahma sa dikh raha tha sar jhuka ke khana khaya sidha chalata bana. Mera mood nhi thik tha to mai shidha apne room me sone chala gaya.
Bhailog kuch hatt ke likhne ki koshis ki h. Kaisi lagi bataye jarur aage aane wale update me kuch thriller type likhne ki koshis h. To aap apne vichharo ko awashya parakat kare.