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Sabhi Sodhi Ke Ghar Pe He The….aur Sochne Mein Lagge The Ki Akhir Kun Ho Skta Hai…. Udhar Tappu Apne Doston Ke Pass Pahunch Jata Hai….aur Unhe Sari Kahani Bata Deta Hai…siyvai Gogi Ke Baki Sab Smjh Jate Hain..gogi Bahut Puchne Ki Koshish Krta Hai Lekin Tappu Mana Kar Deta Hai…


Goli :- Tappu Ye Toh Bahut Badi Baat Hai…aur Gatiya Bhi…aisa Kaise Ho Skta Hai..
Tappu :- Goli Mujhe Pata Hai Ki Baat Bahut Gandi Hai….aur Jisne Bhi Ye Kara Hai Mein Usse Chodunga Nhi… Aisa Bolte He Sab Uski Baat Par Hami Bhar Dete Hain….
Udhar Ek Taraf Jhethalal Aur Dusri Taraf Se Tehl Rhe Hote Hain Sochte Sochte …aur Chalte Chalte Apas Mein Takra Jaate Hain….
Bapuji :- Aee Babuchak Dekh Ke Chl Na…dobi Kahin Ka…
Jhethalal :- Sorry Bapuji …. Vo Soch Rha Tha Toh Dhyan Nhi Diya…apko Kahin Laggi Toh Nhi….
Bapuji :- Chup Re Be Babuchak…chot Vadi…chal Dusri Taraf Ja… Aur Jhethalal Badbdate Huee Jaa Rha Hota Hai…

Bapuji :- Kya …. Kya Bola Tu…
Hethalal :- Kuch Nhi Bapuji… Bass Itna Kehte He…. Kuch Der Ke Liye Shanti Cha Jati Hai…aisa Lgta Hai Mano Vhn Hawa Ke Alwa Koi Aur Hai He Nhiii…. Fir Iss Hawa Ko…..ek Baar

Fir…mr. Iyer Chir Dete Hain….

Iyer :- Mere Khyal Se Hume Police Mein Jaake Complain Krni Cahiye… Tabhi Tarak Bolta Hai…

Tarak :- Nhi Iyer Kaise Paglon Vali Baat Kr Rhe Ho…agar Police Mein Complain Karii Toh Voh Lakhon Sawal Karengi…jisse Bht Jada Sharmindigi Ho Skti Hai….aur Fir Baat Uchal Jayegi Aur Fir Sabko Pata Chlne Ka Darr Bhi Hai…

. Chachaji :- Han Mehta Sahi Bol Rha Hai….
Jhethalal :- Iyer Bhai Aap Sach Mein Pagal He Ho…aise Vahiyad Idea Mat Diya Karo… Aur Fir Babitaji Ki Taraf Dekh Ke Unhe Sorry Bolta Hai…
Iyer :- Jhethalal…..


Ass Itna He Bolta Hai Ki Jhethalal Rok Deta Hai..

Jhethalal :- Iyer Bhai Hume Apke Koi Aur Idea Nhi Cahiye..aap Pane Paas Rakho….aur Baat Ko Kaat Deta Hai….
Chchaji :- Aree Tum Dono Bhens Mat Kro….aur Ye Socho Ki Ye Sab Kiya Kisne Hai…. Sodhi :- Han Chachaji Aap Bilkul Sahi Keh Rhe Hain…..hume Usse Dhund Ke Usko Mar Mar Ke Aise Halat Kar Dena Hai…ki Agli Bar Kisi Ke Sath Kuch Bhi Karne Se Darega…

. Popatlal :- Lekin Kaise…kaise Pta Chalega…. Tabhi Udhar Se Tappu Sena Sodhi Ke Ghar Pahunch Jati Hai…. Tapu Sena Ko Dekh Kar Tarak Usse Puchta Hai…
Tarak :- Bachon Tum Yahn…humne Mana Kara Tha Na…ki Aap Log Yahn Mat Ana…

Tappu :- Mehta Uncle Hume Sab Pata Chal Chuka Hai…..

Abhi Tappu Ki Baat Sun Ke Chaunk Jata Hain….


Tarak :- Bachom Tumhe Ye Sab Kaise Pata…aur Tum Logon Ko Iss Mamle Mein Nhi Padna Cahiye…ye Badon Ki Baat Hai… Tappu :- Mehta Uncle Aap Ye Sab Baat Chodiye…..hume Bas Ye Dekhna Hai Ki Vo Admi Kaise Pakda Jayee….

Dadaji :- Mehta Tappu Sahi Bol Rha Hai…aur Bacche Ab Bade Ho Gye Hain…unko Rehne De ..kya Pata Kuch Soch Le …ye Sab…

Tappu :- Aree Dadaji Soch Le Kya….soch Liya Hai…ki Hume Uss Admi Ko Kaise Pakadna Hai…. Sab Tappu Ke Baat Sun Ke Kush Ho Jate Hain…. Aur Sab Ek Sath Bolte Hain………..

Kaiseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee……. Aur Tappu Sara Plan Un Sabko Bata Deta Hai….

Bhi Plan Sun Ke Shock Ho Jate Hain….ki Itna Chota Bacha Aisa Idea Bhi Soch Sakte Hain…

Jhethalal :- Tappu Ye Tera Plan Jo Hai…kuch Gadbad Toh Nhi Ho Gii Na…kyun Ki Thoda Riksy Lagata Hai Ye…

Tappu :- Papa Aap Chinta Mat Karo…sab Achi Tarike Se Ho Jayega…

Tarak :- Aree Jhetehlal Tum Chinta Mat Karo….tappu Ka Idea Hai…kabhi Fail Nhi Hoga…. Fir Tappu Bolta Hai…

Tappu :- Aab Darne Ki Bari Toh Uss Admi Ki Hai…….aur Apne Baal Apni Phunk Se Uda Deta Hai…………….!!!!!!!

 

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Update 22

Jaise He Tappu Sodhi Ke Ghar Se Bahr Janne Lagta Hai…tabhi Piche Si Fir Se Iyer Ungli Karta Hai…

Iyer :- Lekin Tappu Beta Tumhare Iss Plan Se Toh Sabhi Society Valon Ko Toh Pata Chal He Jayega
Odhi :- Koi Baat Nhi Iyer Agar Society Mein Pta Chlta Hai Toh Chlne Do …ye Society Bhi Toh Hamare Pariwar Ki Tarah He Hai…
Jhethalal :- Sodhi Sahi Bol Rha Hai….ye Iyer Bhai Bhi Na…hamesha Bich Mein Uchal Padte Hain….iyaer Bhai Apke Pass Aur Koi Plan Hai…
Iyer :- Ajeeb Sa Muh Banate Hue..nhi… Jhethalal :- Toh Bas Chup Rhiye Fir…. Tarak :- Aree Tum Dono Fir Se Jhagda Karne Lag Gye Chup Rho… Aur Fir Tappu Se Puchta Hai… Tappu Beta Plan Ki Shuruwat Kab Karni Hai… T

appu :- Mehta Unlce Aaj Raat Ko Karenge…aur Mujhe Pura Vishwas Hai Ki Iss Plan Se Vo Admi Jaldi Pakada Jayega… Fir Sabhi Apne Apne Ghar Ki Taraf Chal Dete Hain…

Ethalal Ghar Pahuch Ke…
Jhethalal :- Babuji Mujhe Toh Abhi Tak Vishwas Nhi Ho Rha Hai Ki Aisa Hamri Society Mein Kaise Ho Skta Hai…
Bapuji :- Han Jhetiya Baat Toh Sahi Keh Rha Hai…… Lekin Ab Jo Ho Gaya Ho Vo Gaya …ab Toh Usse Sudharne Ki Bari Hai…

Daya :- Han Bapuji… Bechari Roshan Babhi Pe Kya Biti Hogi…jald Se Jald Vo Admi Pakda Jaye… Mein Usse Shrap Dete Hun….agli Bar Vo Mask Pehnee Aur Uska Aage Ka Hissa Fat Jaye….. Bas Itna He Bol Pati Hai Aur Jhethalal Bich Mein Rok Deta Hai…

Jhethalal :- Bass Daya…tu Apna Ye Shrap Puran Shuru Mat Kar….ab Toh Bas Raat Ko Club House Mein Dekhte Hain Kya Hoga… Udhar Tarak Aur Anjali Apne Ghar Pe Pahuchte Hain…

Anjali :- Tarak Mujhe Toh Bahut Dukh Ho Rha Hai…roshan Babhi Ke Sath Itni Badi Ghtna Ho Gyi…

Arak :- Dekho Anjali..ap Honi Ko To Koi Nhi Taal Sakta…lekin Mein Ye Soch Rha Hun Ki Uss Admi Ne Roshan Bhabhi Ko He Kyun Chuna…. Koi Purani Dushmani Toh Nhi Hai…

Anjali :- Hhmmm…tarak Aap Sahi Keh Rhe Hain…kya Pata Aisa Ho…

Tarak :- Ab Toh Sirf Tappu Ke Plan Ka Wait Krna Hai..vaise Mujhe Lagta Hai Ki Uska Plan Success Ho Jayega…ab Raat Ko Club House Mein He Pta Chalega… Udhar Iyer Babita Se….

Iyer :- Babita Dear…ye Kya Ho Gaya Hamri Society Mein….aisa Nhi Hona Cahiye Tha..agar Kisi Bar Valon Ko Pata Chal Gaya Toh Hamari Society Ki Kitni Banami Hogi…
Babita :- Iyer Tum Sach Mein Pagal Ho..

jehtha Ji Sahi Bol Rhe The….tumhe Society Ki Padi Hai…udhar Roshan Bahbi Ke Sath Itna Bura Ho Gaya …unki Koi Parwa Nhi Hai Tumhe… Jhethalal Ka Naam Sun Ke Thoda Chid Jata Hai Lekin Kuch Bolta Nhi Hai…

Iyer :- Dekho Babita Mere Kehne Ka Matlb Vo Nhi Tha…mujhe Bhi Roshan Babhi Ke Liye Dukh Hai…
Abita :- Huh…basss Tappu Ka Plan Success Ho Jaye…mein Toh Bas Yahi Cahati Hun… Udhar Bhide Apne Sofe Pe Baithe Soch Rha Tha…aur Fir Madhvi Aati Hai..

Madhvi :- Kya Soch Rhe Hain Aap??

Bhide :- Madhvi Mein Ye Soch Ke Pareshan Hun Ki Itni Ghatiya Harkat Ka Kam Karne Ke Baad Uss Admi Ne Mujhe Fasa Diya..chiii…aur Ye Sab Log Bhi Mujhe Galat Smjhne Lagge..

Madhvi :- Ohoo Ab Chodiye Na Uss Baat Ko….aur Vaise Bhi Rohan Babhi Ke Sath Jo Hua Vo Bahut He Jada Galat Hua… Bhide:- Han Vo Toh Hai…. Aur Man Mein Sochta Hai…bekar Mein Uss Admi Ne Mere Plan Pe Sara Pani Fer Diya… Madhvi Bhide Ko Aisa Sochte Dekh Pchti Hai…
MAdhvi :- Kya Soch Rhe Ho??

 

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Update -23

Samne Vali Teen Kursi Par Society Ke Secretary Atamaram Tukaram Bhide….uske Sath Patarkar Popatlal Aur Krishnan Iyer… Unke Samne Society Ke Sabhi Log Baithe The…aur Aapas Mein Aise Batein Kar Rhe The

…jiski Vajah Se Shor Ho Rha Tha….. Bhide Kafi Koshish Kar Rha Tha Ki Sab Chup Ho Jaye…lekin Uski Baat Toh Koi Sunn He Nhi Rha Tha…. Fir Society Ke Bujurg Kahde Hue…
Cahmaklal :- Aree Ooo…..chup Ho Jaoo Sab….ye Jhetia Chup Ho Jaa….

Hethalal :- Shanti Shanti…bapuji Kuch Bol Rhe Hain….han Boliye Bapuji…
Bapuji :- Boliye Vadi…chup Nhi Ho Skte…itni Der Se Bhide Chilla Rha Hai Aur Tum Log Apni Dun Mein Lagge Hue Ho… Tarak :- Sorry Chachaji…. Aur Bolta Hai….sab Shant Ho Jaoo… Aur Fir Sab Shanti Se Baith Jate Hain… Aur Fir Jhethalal Bolta Hai…

Jhethalal :- Han Bhai Bhide Toh Shuru Karein Metting…
Bhide :- Jehthalal Abhi 2 Jane Ane Baki Hain..
Jhethalal :- Kun??
Bhide :- Natu Kaka Aur Bagha..

Alal :- Kya Bol Rha Hai Bhide….tu Un Shaq Kar Rha Hai…
Bhide :- Aisi Baat Nhi Hai Jhethalal… Jhethalal :- Toh Fir Kaisi Baat Hai… Tabhi Tarak Bich Mein Bol Padta Hai… Tarak :- Dekho Jhethalal..isme Kuch Galat Nhi Hai…tum Dekho Sabhi Ko Bulaya Hua Hai Jo Uss Din Handi Ke Waqt Tha….toh Iska Matlab Ye Nhi Hai Ki Hum Unpar Shaq Kar Rhe Hain…


baat Ko Smjho… Aur Fir Jhethalal Samjh Jata Hai… Udhar Tappu Sena Entry Kar Chuki Hoti Hai….fir Bhide Unse Puchta Hai…
Bhide :- Tappu Tayari Puri Ho Gyi… Tappu :- Jee Han Bhide Uncle…

Udhar Nattu Kaka Aur Bhaga Aa Jate Hain… Natu
Kaka :- Heloo Sethji….kaise Hain Aapp.. Jethalal :- Han Bhai Badiya Tum Dono Ne Anne Mein Der Kyun Kar Di….
Natu Kaka :- Apko Pata Hai Na Barish Ka Mausum Hai…rickshaw Badi Mushkil Se Milti Hai…aur Han Aap Ye Bataiye Aapne Hum Logon Ko Yahn Kyun Bulaya Hai….

Jehthalal :- Aree Bhai Ab Aaye Ho Na..toh Pata Chal Jayega…pareshan Mat Kro Bhai Shanti Se Baith Jaooo…. Fir Bhide Mehta Sahab Ho Apne Pass Bulata Hai…aur Unhe Sari Baat Batane Ke Liye Bolta Hai…

Tarak :- Dekhiye Doston Mein Apko Aab Jo Batane Jaa Rha Hun…usse Shayad Ap Sab Acambit Ho Jayee..toh Plss Mera Sahyug Kariyega…aur Han Kripya Kar Ke Ye Baat Kisi Aur Ko Nhi Pata Chalne Cahiye……… Aur Sarri Ghatana Bata Deta Hai….ek Ek Baat Jo Uss Din Hui Thi….sabke Muh Khule Ke Khule Reh Jate Hain…sab Khusar Pusar Karne Lgte Hain…


Fir Tarak Unhe Shant Rehne Ke Liye Bolta Hai Aur Taapu Ko Apne Pass Bulata Hai……

Tappu Tarak Ke Pass Akar Bolna Shuru Kar Deta Hai…

Tappu :- Dekhiye Mein Aap Sabko Ab Ye Batunga Ki Hum Uss Admi Ko Kaise Pakadenge….hume Ek Evidence Mila Hai..jisse Hum Uss Admi Ko Jarur Pakad Lenge… Evidence Word Sun Ke Jhethalal Daya Se Puchta Hai…

Jhethalal :- Daya Tujhe Smajh Aya Ki Ye Evideance Kya Hai…
Daya :- Naaaaaaaaaaaaa…. Aur Fir Jhethalal Tarak Se Puchta Hai…

Tarak :- Evidence Ka Matlb Surag.. Jehthalal Daya Ko Bolte Hue…smjhi Daya…aur Daya Han Mein Sar Hila Deti Hai…

Tappu :- Jo Surag Hume Mila Hai….usse Us Admi Ko Aram Se Pehchan Liya Jayega…..shayd Vo Admi Jald Baji Mein Vahn Garden Mein Chod Ke Chala Gaya Hai……magar Ek Problem Hai… Sabhi Bolte Hain Kyaaaaaaaaaa….

Tappu :- Vo Surag Ki Chiz Mene Goli Ko Dii Thi…magar Usne Vo Kahin Garden Mein He Gira Di…..aur Hum Subh Se Dhund Rhe Hain Lekin Vo Mili He Nhi…

Bhide :- Ye Goya Kisi Kam Ka Nhi Hai…tappu Kyun Di Tune Isse…isse Khane Ke Alwa Kuch Aur Ata He Nhi Hai…..

Sodhi :- Goli Tujhe Dhayn Se Rkhna Cahiye Tha Na…

Goli :- Sorry Sodhi Uncle….vo Pata Nhi Mene Vahn Garden Ke Bench Par Rkha Tha…aur Fir Mujhe Bhook Lagi Toh Mein Abdul Ki Dukan Chala Gaya Kuch Lene Ke Liye….aur Jab Vapis Aya Toh Vo Vahn Thi He Nhi….shayad Kahin Gir Gayii…

Bhide :- Dekho Isse…sara Din Bas Tuswa Lo…
Tarak :- Ab Chodo Bhide..bacha Hai Galti Ho Gyi…toh Tappu Ab Tumne Kya Socha Hai…
Tappu :- Mehta Uncle Ab Raat Mein Toh Milega Nhi….isliye Ab Kal Subh He Dhundenge…. Sabhi Tappu Ki Baat Par Sehmat Ho Jate Hain…aur Sab Apne Apne Ghar Ki Tarf Nikal Jate
Hain……………

Ab Iss Waqt Raat Ke 12 Baaj Rhe Hote Hain…ghadi Mein Tik Tok …tik Tok…aur Bhar Sirf Tez Hawaon Ki Chalne Ki Awaz Aa Rhi Hoti Hai… Puri Jagah Sunsan Hoti Hai…..tabhi… Garden Mein Kisi Ka Sya Hota Hai…. Vo Jo Koyi Bhi Hota Hai…bar Bar Idhar Udhar Chakar Lga Rha Hota Hai…uske Haath Mein Choti Si Torch Hoti Hai …jisse Vo Jala Ke Garden Ke Ghans Pe Daal Rha Hota Hai….

Iska Matlab Toh Yahi Hota Hai Ki Vo Kuch Dhund Rha Hota Hai….. Vo Bar Bar Idhar Se Udhar…kabhi Uss Kone Mein…kabhi Iss Kone….cahakar Pe Chkar Laga Rha Hota Hai…lekin Uske Hath Vo Chiz Nhi Lagti Jisse Vo Dhund Rha Hota Ha…..vo Thak Kar Ek Jagh Khada Ho Jata Hai….aur Sochne Lagta Hai….tabhi….

Tabhi Piche Se Uske Kandhe Par Koi Hath Rakh Deta Hai….vo Ghabra Jata Hai…..vo Piche Palata Hai…lekin Andhere Ki Vajah Se Uska Cehra Dhang Se Dikhai Nhi Deta…. Tabhi Uske Muh Par Roshni Mari Jati Hai…..aur Uska Cehra Dekh Kar Sab Chaunk Jate Hain…

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Sab Ka Matlab….jhethalal , Bhide , Iyer , Tarak , Champaklal , Sodhi , Tappu Sena… Kyun Ki Jo Cehra Vo Dekhte Hain…vo Bagha Ka Hota Hai…. Jhethalal Champaklal Aur Sabhi Chikte Hain….baghaaaa Tuuuuuuu……!!!

 

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Updated -24

Abhi Bagha Ko Vahn Garden Mein Dekh Kar Sann Reh Jate Hain….kisi Ko Yakin Nhi Ho Rha Tha Ki Baga Aisa Kar Skta Hai…. Jhethalal :- Baga Tu….mujhe Toh Yakin He Nhi Ho Rha Hai Ki Tu Ye Kar Skta Hai… Bagha :- Sethi Jo Aap Soch Rhe Hain..vaisa Kuch Nhi Hai…

Jhethalal :- Mujhe Sethji Mat Bol … Sodhi :- Isse Pehle Mera Hath Ispe Uth Jayee …isko Police Ke Pass Le Chlo.. Bagha :- Meri Baat Toh Suniye…bapuji Aap Toh Sunie … Mene Aisa Kuch Nhi Kiya Hai..
Bapuji :- Aree Shanti Rkaho Ek Min…usse Toh Bolne Do Ki Vo Kya Kehna Cahta Hai…

Tarak :- Han Bhai Ek Baar Usse Toh Mauka Do Ki Vo Kya Kehna Cahta Hai… Jehthlal :- Thek Hai Jab Bapuji Aur Mehta Sahab Bol Rhe Hain Toh Chl Bata Bhai Kya Bolna Hai Tujhe..

Bagha :- Dekhiye Aap Sab…mein Yahn Sirf Isliye Hun…ki Jab Tappu Seth Ne Bola Ki Vo Chiz Kho Gyi Hai Toh Mein Usse Yahn Dhundne Aa Gaya..mene Socha Ki Aaj He Dhund Lun…kahin Kal Subh Tak Kisi Aur Ne Dhund Liya Toh Gadbad Ho Jayegi… Sab Uski Baat Sun Ke Rahat Ki Sans Lete Hain ..khaskar Jhethalal..
Jhethalal :- Toh Bhai Pehle Bolna Tha Na…khma Kha Humne Kya Soch Liya Tere Baree Mein…

Bagha :- Lekin Apne Mujhe Kuch Bolne Ka Mauka He Nhi Diya…
Jehthalal :- Acha Vo Chod…tujhe Vo Chiz Mili Ki Nhi….
Bagha :- Nhi Sethji…bahut Kosish Kari Lekin Mujhe Vo Chiz Mili He Nhi…



Jehthalal :- Ofoooo…pata Nhi Kahan Hoga… Aur Bolte Bolte Vo Piche Ki Taraf Mudta Hai….aur Usko Ek Saya Nazar Ata Hai….vo Chilata Hai..kun Kun Hai Vahn…. Vo Saya Idhar Udhar Ghumne Lagta Hai… Jehthalal Ki Awaz Sun Ke Sab Mudte Hain Aur Uss Saye Ko Dekhte Hain….vo Sab Chilate Hain…aur Usse Anne Ko Bolte Hain.. Tabhi Vo Saya Bahr Ata Hai….usko Dekh Ke Fir Se Ek Bar Sabko Jhatka Lagta Hai….kyun Ki Vahn Unhi Ki Society Ka Ek Sadasye Khda Hota Hai…aur Sab Usse Puchte Hain Tu Vahn….natlab Tu He Hai…

Vo Admi :- Nhi Nhi Chachaji… Mein Toh Yahn Vahi Chiz Dhundne Aya Hun….mene Socha Ki Agar Vo Chiz Mil Jayee..toh Hum Uss Admi Ko Pakad Skte Hain…. Tabhi Bolte Hain…ofoo Tum Bhi…kya Sab Dhundne He Ayenge…aur Bhi Raat Ko… Tabhi Tappu Ko Bolta Hai…

Tappu :- Jhooth Bol Rhe Hain…..shevank Uncle (doston Aap Iss Kirdar Ko Jante Honge…lekin Mein Uski Dhang Se Speeling Nhi Describe Kar Paa Rha ..lekin Uska Naam Kuch Aisa He Hai)

Sab Tappu Ki Baat Sun Ke Tappu Ke Taraf Dekhte Hain….aur Usse Bolte Hain…ki Ye Kya Tappu Kya Keh Rhe Ho… Udhar Sevannk Ghabra Jata Hai… Jehthalal :- Tappu Beta Kyun…tujhe Kyun Lag Rha Hai Ki Ye Jooth Bol Rha Hai..

Tarak :- Han Batao Tappu..

Tappu :- Papa Tarak Uncle…yahi Hai Jinhone Roshan Aunty Ke Sath Itni Gandi Harkat Ki Hai… Sab Sab Ke Tappu Ki Baat Sun Ke Dang Reh Jate Hain..kisi Ko Kuch Smjh Nhi Aa Rha Hota Hai Ki Ye Kaise Ho Skta Hai… Tabhi Sodhi Uski Taraf Bhagta Hai..aur Usko Pakad Ke Ek Do Laat Aur Muke Mar Deta Hai…uske Muh Se Khoon Niklne Lagata Hai…aur Dard Se Chilata Hai…ahhhhh…..aur Niche Gir Jata Hai… Ye Dekh Ke Sab Sodhi Ki Taraf Bhagte Hain…aur Usse Pakad Lete Hain…

Chachaji :- Sodhi Ye Kya Kar Rha Hai…shanti Rakh Aise Mara Mari Se Kuch Nhi Hoga..isko Iski Sza Milegi…



Aur Fir Sodhi Shant Ho Jata Hai.. Tarak Aur Iyer Shevang Ko Khada Karte Hain.. Chachaji :- Chadi Uthate Hue….bol Tune Aisa Kyun Kiya …bol…

Jehthalal :- Arree Bapuji Aap Shant Rahiye….bol Sevank Bapuji Kuch Puch Rhe Hain Kyun Kiya Tune Aisa…

Shevank :- Batata Hun..plsss Mujhe Mat Maroo Sab Batata Hun… Aur Fir Shevank Batana Shuru Karta Hai…

Shevank :- Uss Din Jab Dahi Handi Ka Program Chl Rha Tha … Nache Ki Vajah Se Mujhe Pyas Lag Rhi Thi..toh Mein Thandai Ke Pass Chala Gaya Aur Ek Glass Gatak Gaya…thodi Der Tak Toh Sab Kuch Thek Rha..lekin Achanak Patanhi Mujhe Kya Ho Gaya..mere Sharir Kuch Akdne Sa Laga…aisa Laga Mano..kuch Phul Rha Hai…sharir Mein Baht Jaa Garmi Lagne Lagi…mene Nice Hath Lagaya Toh Mera Lund Phul Ke 4 Guna Bada Ho Gaya Tha…mujhse Vo Garmi Sehan Nhi Ho Rhi Thi…. Isliye Mein Thodi Der Garden Mein Chala Gaya Kuch Der Baithne …lekin Fir Bhi Mujhe Vahn Aram Nhi Mila…

Mera Sharir Garam Hota Jaa Rha Tha…aisa Lag Rha Tha Ki Abhi Mera Lund Phat Jayega Aur Tabhi Mujhe Chain Aayega…meri Halat Nashe Mein Jadmi Jaisi Ho Gyi…mere Ankhon Ke Smane Andhera Chne Laga..aur Tabhi… Tabhi Roshan Bhabhi Mujhe Garden Mein Ati Dikhai Di…uss Waqt Mujhe Vo Sirf Ek Jism Dikhai Dee Rha Tha….mujhe Uss Waqt Hosh Nhi Tha…fir Mene Apna Cehra Chupane Ki Liye Kuch Dhunde Laga…mene Idhar Udhar Nazar Dodaii….lekin Mujhe Kuch Nhi Mila…tabhi Mujhe Garden Ki Piche Ek Kala Colour Ka Mask Dikhai Diya…jo Shayad Vahn Khade Admi Ne Rkha Hua Tha Mein Vahn Gaya Aur Mene Vo Mask Utha Ke Pehn Liya Aur Fir…. Mein Chal Pada Vahn Aur Roshan Babhi Ke Sath Vo Kar Baitha Jo Mujhe Nhi Karna Cahiye Tha….


Tarak :- Hmmmmm Sevank Jo Tum Keh Rhe Ho Agar Mein Usko Man Lun Par Tumne Bhide Ko Kyun Fasaya…tumne Toh Mask Bhi Pehna Hua Tha….

Sevank :- Tarak Bhai….jab Mene Apni Garmi Chod Dii…tab Mein Hosh Mein Aya ..tab Mujhe Pata Chala Ki Ye Mene Kya Kar Diya Hai…fir Mein Bahut Dar Gaya Tha..isliye Mujhe Kuch Nhi Suja Aur Mene Bhide Bhai Ki Nakal Kar Dii… Shivank Ki Baat Sun Ke Sab Uski Tarak Dekh Rhe The…bhide Apne Man Mein Usse Gali De Rha Tha…kya Nirlag Manav Hai Ye…

Sodhi :- Aree Hum Kaise Maan Le Ki Ye Sach Bol Rha Hai..isko Toh Mar Mar Ke Iska Kacumar Bana Dunga…

Tarak :- Sodhi Tum Iski Baat Ko Samkjo Shant Raho….lekin Shivank Aisa Kaise Tumhe Iss Tarike Ka Nasha Ho Gaya…

Shevank :- Tarak Bhai…mene Jaise He Vo Thadai Pii Uske Baad He Mujhe Ye Hua..shayad Uss Thandai Mein He Kuch Kisi Ne Daal Di Thi… Tabhi Ek Janne Ke Dimag Mein Kuch Ata Hai…aur Vo Hota Hai Jhethalal … Jhethalal Sochne Lagata Hai…uss Din Uske Paas Ek Dabbe Mein Dawai Hoti Hai..jisne Uss Din Usne Vo Dawai Babitaji Ke Sath Sex Karne Ke Liye Kharidi Thi…aur Jab Uski Nashe Ki Pudiya Gir Gayi…toh Usne Vo Dabbe Mein Se Goli Nikali Aur Do Char Hath Mein Leke Bola Tha…ab Kya Faida Iss Dawai Ka…aur Usse Fenkta Hai…jo Paas Mein Pade Thandai Ke Glass Mein Gir Jata Hai…..

vo Ek Goli Kafi Hoti Hai…uss Waqt Jehthalal Ne 4 Goli Daal Di Thi..isliye Shevank Ki Ye Halat Hui….ab Jhethalal Soch Rha Tha…ki Ye Sevank Sach Bol Rha Hai..lekin Mein Iska Sath Nhi De Skta …. Tabhi Iyer Bolta Hai…

Iyer :- Sodhi Shevank Sahi Bol Rha Hai… Sabhi Iyer Se Puchte Hain…kaise?

Iyer :- Dekho Sodhi…aisi Dawai Ati Hai Jisse Sex Ka Power Bahut Jada Bad Jata Hai….aur Agar Ek Se Jada Goli Ka Istemal Ho Toh Admi Sevank Jaisa Ho Jata Hai…
Popatlal :- Han Mehta Sahab ..iyer Bhai Sahi Bol Rhe Hain…mein Iss Par Article Likh Chuka Hun…jarur Iski Thandai Mein Kisi Ne Aise Kuch Goliyan Daal Di Hogi…

Tarak :- Thekl Hai Agar Hum Sab Ye Baat Man Le…lekin Aise Goliyan Society Mein Laya Kaun…
Jehthalal :- Aree Maehta Sahab Apko Usse Kya Karna Hai…aap Vo Chodiye Pehle Ye Dekhiye Ki Karna Kya Hai Iska??

Tarak :- Mere Issab Se Toh Iska Faisa Society Ke Bujurg Champak Chachaji Ko Lena Cahiye…

Chachaji :- Mere Khayal Se Iska Parinam Sodhi Ko Lena Cahiye…kyun Ki Uske Sath Ye Baat Hui Hai…lekin Mein Itna Kehna Cahunga…jo Bhi Isne Kiya Vo Iski Galti Nhi Thi…kisi Ne Iske Sath Aisa Kiya Aur Issi Anjane Mein Galti Hui Hai…

Sodhi :- Vaise Toh Mein Maaf Nhi Karunga…kyun Ki Mein Apni Roshan Ne Bahut Pyar Karta Hun…aur Uske Sath Koi Aisi Gandi Harkat Kare…mein Toh Usse Jan Se Mar Dun..lekin Chachaji Bhi Sahi Bol Rhe Hain…isliye ….mein…maaf Kar Deta Hun..lekin Isse Roshan Se Mafi Mangni Padegi…. Tarak :- Sodhii Bahut Badiya ..tumne Jo Aaj Kiya Hai Vo Bahut He Mahan Kam Hai….kyun Ki Saza Dene Se Jada Maaf Krna Mushkil Kam Hota Hai….aur Sabhi Taliyan Baja Dete Hain…

Shevank :- Thanku Sodhi Bhai..aur Mein Roshan Bhabhi Ke Piar Pakad Ke Maafi Bhi Mangunga… Tabhi Tarak Tappu Se Puchta Hai…beta Tappu Tujhe Ye Kaise Pata Chala Ki Ye Shevank Ka Kaam Hai…
Aur Sabhi Ek Sath Bolte Hain Hann…kaise Pata Chala..

Tappu :- Tarak Uncle…jab Mujhe Ye Sab Pata Chala Ki Roshan Aunty Ke Sath Aisa Hua Hau..tum Hum Tappu Sena Garden Mein Aa Gye…ye Dhunde Ki Kya Pata Kuch Surag Mil Jayee…tabhi Mujhe Ek Button Mila…ek Shirt Ka Button …. Mujhe Shaq Tha Ki Ye Button Uski Admi Ka Hoga….mene Kafi Kosish Kari Lekin Mujhe Pata Nhi Chla Rha Tha Ki Button Kiska Ho Skta Hai… Fir Mein Sochne Laga….aur Achanak Se Mujhe Yad Aya…

ki Mene Ye Button Dahi Handi Vale Din Kisi Ke Shirt Mein Dekha Hai…mene Sochne Laga…fir Mujhe Dhayn Aya Ki Mein Uss Din Shevank Uncle Se Takraya ….aur Jab Mein Unse Takraya Tha Toh Mene Dekha Tha Ki Unki Bich Ka Ek Button Nhi Tha…mene Unse Pucha Ki Uncle Apka Button Tota Hua Hai… Aur Fir Vo Ghabrate Hue Bole….han Vo Tappu Mein Takra Gaya Tha Isliye Pata Nhi Chala Kaise Tut Gaya… Jaise Mujhe Yaad Aya Ki Vo Button Shevank Uncle Ka Hai…toh Mujhe Fir Ye Plan Banana Pada…kyun Ki Mujhe Pata Tha..vo Jarur Ayenge..button Dhundne…

Sabhi Tappu Ki Iss Plan Par Taliyan Bajate Hain….

Tarak:- Wahh Tappu Beta Tumne Toh Bahut Badiya Kam Kiya Hai….
Chachaji :- Han Toh Fir…pota Kiska Hai….

Aur Fir Shevank Roshan Se Mafi Mangta Hai Aur Sabse Bhi…sab Uski Galti Ko Maaf Sirf Islye Kar Dete Hain…ki Usne Jo Bhi Kiya Anjane Mein Kiya Uska Koi Intention Nhi Tha Aisa Karne Ka…. Isi Tarah Sab Kuch Thek Ho Jata Hai….aur Society Ko Fir Se Ek Problem Chali Jati Hai….lekin Ek Problem Gyi Hai…dusri Kabbhi Bhi Aa Skti Hai…

 

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