Update 5.
Recap : MAIN - ye hui na baat meri randi, aaj se tu meri personal randi h, jese personal secretary hoti h filmo m.
Chandni Tai - Amit beta m aaaj se teri rakhail hui. Ba mujhe ese hi chodte rhna.
Aur dekhna ab kese m tujhe chudai ka maharathi banari hu.
Fir hum dono ne apne kapde pehne aur bahar aa gye. Aur apne apne ghr chale gye.
Now, main ghr se nikalne ke baad sidha apni chandni randi ke paas gaya..
Ab aage....
Main Chandni tai ke ghr ke bahar darwaje pr khada, uske gate ko baja rha tha.
Manohar Tau - are kon h bhai, aa rha hu. Kyu itna darwaja pit rhe ho.
Main - tau ji main hu amit, wo mummy ne bheja h, tai ji se kuch lene ke liye.
Manohar Tau - acha amit tu hai, ruk aata hu.
Fir tau ji ne gate khola aur mene unke pair chu kr pranam kiya.
Manohar Tau - are khus raho beta, betho mai jara bhenso ka chara paani dekh ke aata hu,
Main - ji tau ji, aap aaram se ayega m to hu hi yaha kaha jayunga.
Fir wo chale gaye.
Main ese hi ghr m tai ko dekh rha tha ke kahi mil jaye to aaj ka kaam banjaata.
Sunaina bhabi - are amit tum yaha, kuch kaam tha kya.
Mene Sunaina bhabi ko dekha aur kya kyamat lg rhi suit m.
Main - are nahi bhabhi, wo main tai ji ko dekh rha tha, mummy ne dahi laane ki kaha h.
Sunaina bhabhi - acha, wese mummy ji to aaj hi apne mayke gayi h. Aur sayad ravivaar ko ayengi. Aur rhi baat dahi ki to wo to Mai bhi de sakti hu. Ruko zara ek min.
Chandni Tai - Amit beta m aaaj se teri rakhail hui. Ba mujhe ese hi chodte rhna.
Aur dekhna ab kese m tujhe chudai ka maharathi banari hu.
Fir hum dono ne apne kapde pehne aur bahar aa gye. Aur apne apne ghr chale gye.
Now, main ghr se nikalne ke baad sidha apni chandni randi ke paas gaya..
Ab aage....
Main Chandni tai ke ghr ke bahar darwaje pr khada, uske gate ko baja rha tha.
Manohar Tau - are kon h bhai, aa rha hu. Kyu itna darwaja pit rhe ho.
Main - tau ji main hu amit, wo mummy ne bheja h, tai ji se kuch lene ke liye.
Manohar Tau - acha amit tu hai, ruk aata hu.
Fir tau ji ne gate khola aur mene unke pair chu kr pranam kiya.
Manohar Tau - are khus raho beta, betho mai jara bhenso ka chara paani dekh ke aata hu,
Main - ji tau ji, aap aaram se ayega m to hu hi yaha kaha jayunga.
Fir wo chale gaye.
Main ese hi ghr m tai ko dekh rha tha ke kahi mil jaye to aaj ka kaam banjaata.
Sunaina bhabi - are amit tum yaha, kuch kaam tha kya.
Mene Sunaina bhabi ko dekha aur kya kyamat lg rhi suit m.
Main - are nahi bhabhi, wo main tai ji ko dekh rha tha, mummy ne dahi laane ki kaha h.
Sunaina bhabhi - acha, wese mummy ji to aaj hi apne mayke gayi h. Aur sayad ravivaar ko ayengi. Aur rhi baat dahi ki to wo to Mai bhi de sakti hu. Ruko zara ek min.
Main - ji bhabhi..... Main use piche se nihaal rha tha kya gaand hai, saala Chaman to named bn chuka h to iski esi gaand, aaj mera focus uski gaand pr hi tha, wo to tb tuuta jb wo piche mudi.
Sunaina bhabhi - ye lo itni bahut haina,
Main - ji bhabhi, bahut h. Acha m chalta hu.
Bhabhi - are ruko kaha Jaa rhe ho, kya sirf tai hi hai kya jo tum tha rukte hi nhi, hum nhi lgte tumhare kuch, devarji.
MAIN- esa nhi bhabhi, mai to khas kr aap se hi Milne aata tha, aap hi nhi milte the mujhe aur tai se hi kaam chalana padta tha. Wese naraz to mujhe bhi hona chahiye, ab aap wese nhi rhe jese pehle the.
Bhabhi- matlb hum badalgae h, kese.
Main - kese kya jb aap aaye the to hume kitna pyar krte the aur ab dekho jese main koi bhut hu jb bhi aata hu dikhti hi nhi ho.
Bhabhi - kya bataye amit ab tumhe, ye tumhari tai hi hume kaamo m lagai rhti h. Man to hamara bhi krta h kisi se baat kre, phele tum the aur tumhari dono behene, wo aati thi, lekin tumhari tai ne to hume esa phasaya h ke hum bs kaam m hi Lage rhte h.
Bhabhi - pta h ab to tumhare bhaiya bhi khi ghumane nhi lekr jaate. Esi boring si ho gyi h zindgi.
Main - bs itni si baat, is Sunday aap mere sath chalna main apki sahar ghumane le chalunga aur aap shoping bhi kr lena.
Bhabhi - kya kh rhe ho amit, pta nhi h tumhare bhaiya hume nhi jaane denge.
Main - aur agar tai ya tau khud kahe to.
Bhabhi - lekin wo kyu.
Main - aap sawal bhut krti ho, dekho main lene aunga aur aapko taiyar rhna hoga, bs.
Bhabhi - thoda muskurate hue, acha thik h, lekin tum karoge kya.
Main - phir se sawal, dekho bhabhi, devar aur bhabhi ka rahta na thoda dosti jesa hota h, smjhe aur m to aapko apna dost Manta hu, kya tum manti ho.
Bhabhi- ha aur ab to pakke wale. Hahahah.
Main- acha to dost main chalta hu, ye dahi bhi deke aani h. Bye bhabhi.
Sunaina - acha thik hai, dhyan se jana.
Fir main waha se nikal kr apne ghar m dakhil hua dekha to sabhi baramde m bethe hue the. Mene abhi ko pranam kiya aur dadaji ke pair chuke unka aashirwad liya.
Dadaji - khush raho beta. Aa gye, kesa Gaya aaj ka din hamare sher ka.
MAIN - Bahut badhiya dada ji. Aap kaha the jb main school se aya.
Dadaji - are beta wo, purana wala tractor bigad gaya tha to, naya nikal ke leke aaye h.
Main - kya tractor...
Aur main bahga hua gya aur dekha to , papa aur chacha tractor pr bethe hue aa rhe the.
Main - papa main khada krunga ise,
Papa - nhi beta, ye naya john deer h, nayi technology ke sath. To abhi tum chala nhi sakte.
Tabhi piche se hemant ki awaz aati h.
Hemant - Bhaiya, o bhaiya.
Main - haa bol chote, kya hua.
Hemant - bhaiya wo mujhe sahar Jana h, mere dost ka birthday h. Mummy ne kaha ke papa ko sath leke jao. Papa se kaha to wo busy hai. To kyaa aap le chaloge.
Main - acha ruk main mummy se bata dun.
Main - mummy, mummy main chotu ko leke uske dost ke birthday pr jaa rha hu.
Chachi - kya kaha tu ja rha h, tere chacha kha h.
Main - are Chachi wo new tractor leke kuch kaam krne jayenge to main hi leke Jaa rha hu na. Aap to bs mummy ko bata Dena ok.Main jaldi hi leke ayunga ise.
Fir maine apni bullet uthai aur nikal pada chotu ko leke sahar ki aur. Ab mere dost bhi sahr m rhte the to socha thoda usne bhi mil lunga.
Hemant ke dost ka ghr sahar ke bich m tha, uske papa yha ke ek builder the.
Mene use uske dost ke yaha chhoda aur nikal liya kushagra ke ghr ki aur uska ghr thoda side m tha.
Kushagra ki family:
Arvind thakur- kushagra ke papa,
Ye ek Software engineer h aur Delhi m ek company m kaam krte h. Abhi leave pr apne parivaar ke sath h.
Kalpna Thakur - Ye ek parlour chalati h, jisme sirf relative aur apne colony ki aurto ka hi makeup karti hai.inko mekeup aur Beauty ka kafi sara knowledge hai. Aur ye hai bhi kaafi jabardast maal.
Sunaina bhabhi - ye lo itni bahut haina,
Main - ji bhabhi, bahut h. Acha m chalta hu.
Bhabhi - are ruko kaha Jaa rhe ho, kya sirf tai hi hai kya jo tum tha rukte hi nhi, hum nhi lgte tumhare kuch, devarji.
MAIN- esa nhi bhabhi, mai to khas kr aap se hi Milne aata tha, aap hi nhi milte the mujhe aur tai se hi kaam chalana padta tha. Wese naraz to mujhe bhi hona chahiye, ab aap wese nhi rhe jese pehle the.
Bhabhi- matlb hum badalgae h, kese.
Main - kese kya jb aap aaye the to hume kitna pyar krte the aur ab dekho jese main koi bhut hu jb bhi aata hu dikhti hi nhi ho.
Bhabhi - kya bataye amit ab tumhe, ye tumhari tai hi hume kaamo m lagai rhti h. Man to hamara bhi krta h kisi se baat kre, phele tum the aur tumhari dono behene, wo aati thi, lekin tumhari tai ne to hume esa phasaya h ke hum bs kaam m hi Lage rhte h.
Bhabhi - pta h ab to tumhare bhaiya bhi khi ghumane nhi lekr jaate. Esi boring si ho gyi h zindgi.
Main - bs itni si baat, is Sunday aap mere sath chalna main apki sahar ghumane le chalunga aur aap shoping bhi kr lena.
Bhabhi - kya kh rhe ho amit, pta nhi h tumhare bhaiya hume nhi jaane denge.
Main - aur agar tai ya tau khud kahe to.
Bhabhi - lekin wo kyu.
Main - aap sawal bhut krti ho, dekho main lene aunga aur aapko taiyar rhna hoga, bs.
Bhabhi - thoda muskurate hue, acha thik h, lekin tum karoge kya.
Main - phir se sawal, dekho bhabhi, devar aur bhabhi ka rahta na thoda dosti jesa hota h, smjhe aur m to aapko apna dost Manta hu, kya tum manti ho.
Bhabhi- ha aur ab to pakke wale. Hahahah.
Main- acha to dost main chalta hu, ye dahi bhi deke aani h. Bye bhabhi.
Sunaina - acha thik hai, dhyan se jana.
Fir main waha se nikal kr apne ghar m dakhil hua dekha to sabhi baramde m bethe hue the. Mene abhi ko pranam kiya aur dadaji ke pair chuke unka aashirwad liya.
Dadaji - khush raho beta. Aa gye, kesa Gaya aaj ka din hamare sher ka.
MAIN - Bahut badhiya dada ji. Aap kaha the jb main school se aya.
Dadaji - are beta wo, purana wala tractor bigad gaya tha to, naya nikal ke leke aaye h.
Main - kya tractor...
Aur main bahga hua gya aur dekha to , papa aur chacha tractor pr bethe hue aa rhe the.
Main - papa main khada krunga ise,
Papa - nhi beta, ye naya john deer h, nayi technology ke sath. To abhi tum chala nhi sakte.
Tabhi piche se hemant ki awaz aati h.
Hemant - Bhaiya, o bhaiya.
Main - haa bol chote, kya hua.
Hemant - bhaiya wo mujhe sahar Jana h, mere dost ka birthday h. Mummy ne kaha ke papa ko sath leke jao. Papa se kaha to wo busy hai. To kyaa aap le chaloge.
Main - acha ruk main mummy se bata dun.
Main - mummy, mummy main chotu ko leke uske dost ke birthday pr jaa rha hu.
Chachi - kya kaha tu ja rha h, tere chacha kha h.
Main - are Chachi wo new tractor leke kuch kaam krne jayenge to main hi leke Jaa rha hu na. Aap to bs mummy ko bata Dena ok.Main jaldi hi leke ayunga ise.
Fir maine apni bullet uthai aur nikal pada chotu ko leke sahar ki aur. Ab mere dost bhi sahr m rhte the to socha thoda usne bhi mil lunga.
Hemant ke dost ka ghr sahar ke bich m tha, uske papa yha ke ek builder the.
Mene use uske dost ke yaha chhoda aur nikal liya kushagra ke ghr ki aur uska ghr thoda side m tha.
Kushagra ki family:
Arvind thakur- kushagra ke papa,
Ye ek Software engineer h aur Delhi m ek company m kaam krte h. Abhi leave pr apne parivaar ke sath h.
Kalpna Thakur - Ye ek parlour chalati h, jisme sirf relative aur apne colony ki aurto ka hi makeup karti hai.inko mekeup aur Beauty ka kafi sara knowledge hai. Aur ye hai bhi kaafi jabardast maal.
Meenal Thakur - ye Bba kr rhi h, 1st year m h, blkul apni maa ki carbon copy.
Mai pahunch gya uske ghr pr jake uske ghr ki bell bajai.
Vyakti - kushagra beta jara dekhna kon h.
Kushagra - ji papa,
Gate khula,
Kushagra - Abe tu yahaa, kese,
Main - sale sare sawal yhi krega ya ghr pr bhi bulayege.
Vyakti - kon h beta.
Kushagra - papa amit aaya h, mera classmate aur dost bhi.
Vyakti - acha, are to andar leke aao use. Wha gate pr kyu khada kiya hua h.
Kushagra - ji papa...... Abe chal aaja andar tujhe sbse milwata hu.
Papa ye h amit, amith Singh nandgaon se.
Aur amit ye h mere papa. Arvind Thakur.
Tabhi uski maa bhi aa jti h, jo ki kitchen m thi.
Kushagra - mummy ye h amit, jiske bare m mene bataya tha. Aur amit ye h meri mummy.
Aunty - kese ho beta,
Main - acha hu aunty, aap bataiye.
Aunty - hum bhi thik h beta, wese jesa isne bataya tha bilkul wese hi ho tum. Aur akele hi aye ho kya.
Main - ji nhi aunty wo mere chote bahk ke dost ka janmdin tha to usko waha chhod kr yha aagya. Socha mera bachho m kya kamm to bs chl diya.
Uncle - bilkul thik kiya beta, aur wese bhi bacho m kha tum bore ho jaate.
Lekin Hume ek sikayat rhi bahi tumse.
MAIN - esa kya kiya mene uncle,
Uncle - Jb tum Nirmit ke yaha aaye the to hamare yaha kyu nhi aaye.
Main - cha wo, us din ke liye Zara sorry uncle lekin ghr se baar baar call aa rha tha Wese bhi m wha bhi sirf 10 min ho ruka tha.
Aunty - are beta chodo in baato ko, km se km Aaj to aye,tum sb betho aur baate kro main khana leke aati hu.
Meenal, beta meenal.
Ladki- haa mumma boliye.
Aur wo ek kmre se halak sa hehra dikhate hue boli.
Kushagra - didi wo mera dost aaya h to aap please mumma ki help karado na.
Aur amit ye h meri didi meenal.
Mene dur se hi uski did ko bye kaha.
Uski didi pehle thodi sarmai aur phir hii bolke kitchen m chali gai.
Main living room m betha uncle aur kushagra se baate kr rha tha iyne me mera mobile baja.
Main - hello, haan hemant bol.
Hemant - wo bhaiya, m yha dominos ke oulet pr hu to aap mujhe waha se hi le lena.
Main - ok, jb sb ho jaye to call ke dena.
Hemant - ok bhaiya.
Aunty - kiska phone tha beta.
Main - wo aunty mere Bhai ka.
Aunty - acha, khana kahke aaye the tum beta.
Main - ji aunty main kha ke aya tha .
Uncle - are ye kya puch rhi ho tum, beta dekho tum hamare ghr pr pehli baar aye ho, to ese to jaane nhi denge, smjhe Chalo, ab khana khaye h.
Maine bhi jyada jor nhi dikhaya kyuki mene abhi tk school se aane ke baad khana nhi kyaya tha.
Fir abne khana khaya.
Kahan kahte waqt mene notice Kiya ke kushagra ki mummy mujhe bde hi ghyan se dekh rhi thi, table ke bich wali seat pr uncle bethe the aur unke right hand side pr kushagra fir main tha.
Unke left side se aunty thi fir meenal didi.
Khana kahte time aunty ki meri aur hi nazre thi aur jb m unhe dekhta to wo niche kr leti. Esa hi kuch meenal bhi kr rhi thi.
Mujhe samajh nhi aa rha tha ke aakhir ye mujhe itne gaur se kyu dekh rhi h. Fir mene dekha ke meenal meri arms ko dekh rhi thi aur aunty meri chest ko. Tb mene ek baar kushagra ko dekha fir uncle ko. Kushagra thik thak tha ek avg boy high school ke ladke ke jesa lekinera sahreer is waqt bilkul kisi body buildyjesa tha, aur mujhe ye samajhte der nhi lgi ke ye dono mujhe line de rhi h.
Fir kya tha mene bhi un dono ko line dena start Kiya, ab wo dono mujhse nazre milane ki kosis kr rhi thi.
Fir kya tha mene bhi un dono ko line dena start Kiya, ab wo dono mujhse nazre milane ki kosis kr rhi thi.
Sabhi ne apna apna khana finish Kiya, aunty kitchen m jaa chuki thi bartan dhone ke liye, lekin meenal mujhe hi dekh rhi thi.
Tbhi mujhe hemant ka call aata h..
Hemant - Hello bhaiya, wo aap aa jaana tha cake cut hk rha h.
Main - chal thik h, tu wahi rhna. Main aata hu.
Main - acha uncle aunty ab m nikalta hu, bhai ko leke time se nikalna hai.
Uncle - thik h beta, wese bhi andhera ho chuka aur tumhe kaafi dur bhi Jana h.
Aunty - thik h beta aaram se jaana.
Main waha se nikal gaya aur apni bike ke paas aagya. Kushagra mujhe meri bike tk chhodne aaya tha. Mujhe meenal khi nhi dikhi lekin jb mene upar dekha to wo balcony se dekh rhi thi.
Mene kushagra ko bye bola aur meenal didi ko bhi bye bolkr chal diya. Mene jb bye kiya to tb tk eye contact banye rkha jb tk start krke nikal nhi gaya.
Uski aanke mujhe gali ke bahar tk chhodne aayi.
Main 10 min m hi dominos ke oulet pr pahunch gaya. Ye outlet main market ke road ke kinare tha. Wha pr hemant aur uske dost the saath hi unke guardians. Main andar pahuncha aur pehle mene 4 pizzas pack karaye aur hemant ko leke aane laga. Ke tabhi ek car out of control hoke hamari aur aane lagi jb tk main dekhta wo hum dono ki aur tezi se badhne lagi.
Mujhe kuch nhi sujha aur mene hemant ko side me dhakka de diya jisse wo us shop ek sidhiyo m lga ,.aur us car ki takkar sidha mujhse hui. Wo car mujhe bonat pr leke shop ke kanch ko todkr andr ghus gai.
Mujhs sirf hemant ko dhakka dena yaad tha aur fir meri aankho ke
samne andhera sa chaa gaya. Mujhe naa hi to kuch sunai de rha tha, na hi kuch dikhai de rha tha aur na hi kuch feel ho rha tha......
To be continued.....
